i know this sounds really gay...

[skankzillaxxx<3]

but... yesterday at Sounds of The Undergrounds was the first time I heard of Horse the Band and I thought that they totally kicked ass... I was just bored so I thought I'd jot that down. Oh and I got a huge black eye from moshing to Black Dahlia.

Btw I have a pic with the guitarist from Horse... sekzy.


Yeah I'm bored. If anyone else reads this please feel free to im me on el3ctricDinosaur. thanks for wasting your time reading this.

[DisciplineOfRevenge]

I saw Horse the Band at the Maryland SOTU. I thought that they kicked ass, and I particularly liked the keyboards. Overall, it was a great show.

[skankzillaxxx<3]

hell yes.. the keyboards owned I swear... but the whole time he played I thought about (and this is so fucking homo) Napolean Dynomite.. ah .. yeah.

but seriously. kinda reminded me of "Angels Below" by UnderOath

[DisciplineOfRevenge]

That's pretty funny. I thought it WAS Napolean Dynamite.

[skankzillaxxx<3]

ya know... for a second I did but then nah he started talking and what not and then dissing our HOuston baseball team (which I didn't care for bc I could care less about sports) and then the crowd was like "boo" or w/e. I just yelled "I want to fuck the guitarist" who I later photoed with.

[horse_the_fan]

haha if you are a babe david would fuck you .. wait even if you aren't a babe he will fuck you haha dave will fuck about anything with a pussy, and that is human haha

[Death_]

this bitch sucks

[skankzillaxxx<3]

I would do just about anyone in that band... and my sucking skills are quite great, thanks. :-D

[horse_the_fan]

haha I think the only single ones left are ELi and Dave

[skankzillaxxx<3]

I'd take them both on at the same time... lol jk

but they are pretty hot though, can't deny that one.

[horse_the_fan]

I have gotten a pretty nice hug from them I wil give them that they are nice huggers.

[tck!]

This chick is fucking fat.

[Kindergarten]

This chick is fucking fat.
You do not understand... HOW FUCKING FUNNY THAT IS RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD! JESUS CHRIST! IT'S SO TRUE! QUIT TALKING ABOUT DOUBLE TEAMING MEMBERS OF HORSE THE BAND! BUT IT TRULY IS YOUR FUCKING DREAM! AND THAT'S WHAT IS SO FUNNY! JESUS CHRIST!

[foundmyfrisbee]

yeah, if its ur dream to bone horse the band, goddamn you live a sad life.


i also find it funny that your name is bragging about your skankyness.
see you in 10 years on the streets when you have super-aids!

[horse_the_fan]

HHAHAHHA super-aids well done

[DisciplineOfRevenge]

Super AIDS. That is sooo......disturbing, and frightening.

[RE3]

lol Horse was one of the main reasons I went to SOTU this past Sunday. If any of the dudes read this, awesome show.... hope your British merch guy gets home safely lol

[Fluffy]

I have gotten a pretty nice hug from them I wil give them that they are nice huggers.

when i saw horse live after they played i asked nathatn for a hug, he declined as he was soaked in sweat but i managed to get one

[horse_the_fan]

hhaha when i was leaving a show I was just saying my good byes and then Dash gave me a big hug ! I was like wow! haha he was the member I thought was least likely to give me one haha . But he is a really cool guy, seems a bit shy at first but he is rad, I gave him a cook book.

[Fluffy]

lol, they all seemed kinda freaked out by me

maybe its cause i kept asking them to sign shit and declaired my love for them

i have video footage of moronic friends pestering them

[horsetheKEVIN]

yeah this bitch is a slizzzzzzzuttttttttttttttttttt fo shooooooooo.

[Element of xOne]

I would do just about anyone in that band... and my sucking skills are quite great, thanks. :-D

you're a whore.

[horsetheKEVIN]

obviously she never came back to read the rest of the thread, lmao.