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pitchfork_man
05-08-2006, 08:24 PM
put this link in your browser, and enjoy....this is Corpseworm :rainbow: ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKjdMMrsI8

pitchfork_man
05-08-2006, 08:41 PM
This is the famous Steve Flynn video....for those who don't know, Flynn always carries a video camera around, filming himself constantly, making faces, whispering sweet nothings into the camera. We thought maybe this was only a recent problem, but then this video turns up -- from back in the old Atheist days.....
The camera in this video was sitting on a drum case, and was unmanned (notice it doesn't move)....nobody was in this back corner offstage (not enough room)....and every so often, Flynn just looks over at the camera, blows a couple kisses, and even winks..........I know this is harmless but it's such funny stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb1DjneN5nE

Corpseworm
05-08-2006, 10:36 PM
put this link in your browser, and enjoy....this is Corpseworm :rainbow: ......


Oinker here thinks he made a funny. I bet your laughing so hard the lard on your toes are quivering.
I'm fine with this, I was a bit worried that you had something worst.
Unfortunately for me I dont have the cards under my sleave to counter yet.
All in due time. :grenade:

zyquix
05-08-2006, 11:36 PM
This may be a dumb question, but You tube has never worked for me for some reason, but now I'm getting a different page, but there's no movie that plays.. Is it supposed to play under where it says "Would you like to Comment?
Join YouTube for a free account, or Login if you are already a member"?

SteveFlynn
05-08-2006, 11:54 PM
This is the famous Steve Flynn video....for those who don't know, Flynn always carries a video camera around, filming himself constantly, making faces, whispering sweet nothings into the camera. We thought maybe this was only a recent problem, but then this video turns up -- from back in the old Atheist days.....
The camera in this video was sitting on a drum case, and was unmanned (notice it doesn't move)....nobody was in this back corner offstage (not enough room)....and every so often, Flynn just looks over at the camera, blows a couple kisses, and even winks..........I know this is harmless but it's such funny stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb1DjneN5nE

Ahhhh my young and very portly apprentice.... you should do your homework my friend before such lame attempts at humor. 2 points. 1. You are correct oh Rotund cake-faced axe man the camera was not MANned....it was WOManed.... I think Mr. Shaefer can verify that one......

and 2...what was my other point...OH yes the absence of any video of you playing on any stage of significance unless it was opening for the butthole surfers in the late 80s ;) I feel no shame for winking at my hot girlfriend..... That night I probably got a blow job while you were home playing Dungeons and Dragons.... :jerkoff1f

But I have to say....that video of Death-Metal God Corpseworm is beyond funny....... :emot-LOL: .... "I'm a little tea pot short and stout...here is my handle here is my.... :jerkoff1f

Ahhhh the love.

metaldick
05-08-2006, 11:55 PM
It should actually play above "would you like to comment" and just above "rate this video". Does that even show up for you?

My Lord, Flynn winks and smiles at the camera!!!! He just loves himself. :emot-wors

AndThePsychicSaw
05-09-2006, 12:38 AM
Man that is fucking hilarious hahaha.

As for the Steve video playing drums. Is there longer footage then that? Because holy fuck amazing. I want to see more! I never ever seen Steve playing up close, just far off in the distance. And the quality on that was like perfect haha. Steve man you are sick.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 12:58 AM
My Name is Chris Baker and I am a gay man. I'm steeped in Gayness.

That is all!

zyquix
05-09-2006, 01:03 AM
I see the "Wink" title, a one-line's worth blank, then the "rate this video".

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 01:05 AM
My Name is Chris Baker and I'm a gay man. I'm steeped in Gayness. I'm very, very gay.

WhoCares
05-09-2006, 05:43 AM
This may be a dumb question, but You tube has never worked for me for some reason, but now I'm getting a different page, but there's no movie that plays.. Is it supposed to play under where it says "Would you like to Comment?
Join YouTube for a free account, or Login if you are already a member"?

do you have the latest version of Flash (player)?

http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

is it perhaps disabled in your browser?

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 08:03 AM
ummm, yeah, el corpso, you might just wanna concede to defeat now...I've got the next one ready here....it's worse.... and it will embarrass your glam-metal ass. (hint hint)....
:couto: You seriously think any of this has bothered me, defeat?? HA, I laugh at your mockery of me. Glam-Metal? I can assure you that you have no clue. Never was I into such crap. I was being tame on the Nu-Metal thread but like I said you think you got the best of me? Beware rotunda. I'll just beg your girlfriend for pictures of the Tea bag incident I heard about.

SteveFlynn
05-09-2006, 10:16 AM
Man that is fucking hilarious hahaha.

As for the Steve video playing drums. Is there longer footage then that? Because holy fuck amazing. I want to see more! I never ever seen Steve playing up close, just far off in the distance. And the quality on that was like perfect haha. Steve man you are sick.

Thanks man! I appreciate it. That was actually a tape of the last show we played together. It was in 92 in Florida. I gave Mr. Metaldick a copy of the whole show and she must have given it to Mr. Gayfork.

Probaby about 90% of the video is directed on me (as my girlfriend at the time was filming) but there is some footage of Rand, Kelly, and Darren from a back-stage view. Perhaps Metaldick or Pitchfork can upload that whole song, which was Incarnation's Dream, to Utube or whatever...not the whole DVD but that song.

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 10:51 AM
My Name is Chris Baker and I am a gay man. I'm steeped in Gayness.

That is all! We all know this Baker. You didnt have to announce it.
Btw, what the hell. I've seen you bloated but god damn, I think you need to stay off the twinkies.

http://xs300.xs.to/xs300/06192/Chrisbig.png

SteveFlynn
05-09-2006, 12:02 PM
Is that his neck or is he holding a package of hot dogs under his chin?

And to go around shouting out his gayness like that. I mean, keep it to yourself man. Sheesh..

SteveFlynn
05-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Oh yeah, and by the way MetalDickie.... you must have been a conspirator in this whole rotund-o Baker video clip thing. You must have isolated that for him, or at least told him where to look. Your day is coming sir. A POX ON YOUR HOUSE You thimble-headed Gherkin

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 12:35 PM
Oh yeah, and by the way MetalDickie.... you must have been a conspirator in this whole rotund-o Baker video clip thing. You must have isolated that for him, or at least told him where to look. Your day is coming sir. A POX ON YOUR HOUSE You thimble-headed Gherkin
Yes, Metalcocks day is coming. The innocent by stander my ass. He'll be sucking his thumb and asking for his teddy after I get through with him.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 01:29 PM
My name is Chris Baker. I'm extraordinarily gay.... and overweight.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 02:26 PM
My name is Chris Baker - I'm gay. I'm extraordinarily gay. Oh.. and I love men in butless chaps.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 02:33 PM
You seriously think any of this has bothered me, defeat?? HA, I laugh at your mockery of me. Glam-Metal? I can assure you that you have no clue. Never was I into such crap. I was being tame on the Nu-Metal thread but like I said you think you got the best of me? Beware rotunda. I'll just beg your girlfriend for pictures of the Tea bag incident I heard about.

Dude you WERE into such crap....oh, right, you were 12 years old, never heard any metal before, and you jumped straight into Morbid Angel on day one??
No, that didn't happen.....
First you were a glamfag!! I saw the pic, can't be argued....Sonny Carson takes it where he shits....

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 02:40 PM
My name is Chris Baker - I love men

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 02:45 PM
Sonny you're just plain gay. Stop calling my girlfriend, she's not coming off any more pix! Jo already told me she's got two more, even funnier ones of you.....I should have them in hand soon, they will go directly on this thread...

metaldick
05-09-2006, 03:31 PM
Conspirator??? I keep getting all these requests as if I have all the embarrassing photos of all you guys. Now it's back fired and Sonny and Flynn are out to get me? WTF?

First of all, no one on this forum gives a crap about me so there'd be no point to it. I'm not in Atheist and I'm not in Gnostic. So where's the point.

Lastly, Yes. I can upload that full song for people if there interested. I'd put it on my server. So if bandwidth gets out of hand I'll have to pull it down, sorry. Also, it's going to be in Quicktime format. I do not waste time with windows media nonsense.

metaldick
05-09-2006, 03:35 PM
Oh, and if you do bring me into this, you'll wish you hadn't. I happen to have photos of Flynn at last years Dragon Con dressed like a gay Peter Jackson hobbit. I also have pics of Sonny in what can only be described as drag.

Don't fuck with the big boys guys!

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 03:35 PM
If its one thing I cant stand its someone who talks to fucken much. Cant you like post one comment instead of running 3-5 in row. Coprophiliac!

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 04:37 PM
Oh, and if you do bring me into this, you'll wish you hadn't. I happen to have photos of Flynn at last years Dragon Con dressed like a gay Peter Jackson hobbit. I also have pics of Sonny in what can only be described as drag.

Don't fuck me big boy guys!(although I want you too) Post em if you got em. I'm intrigued to see what you got cause I have no clue what your talking about.

SteveFlynn
05-09-2006, 04:41 PM
:emot-LOL: ahh the love...ok you boneheads... let's get serious...we've got shows to do and recordings to do and....Chris has men to do...sorry that slipped out.... Let's spend this much energy on music and we'll be going platinum by next year.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 04:56 PM
I love little boys - My name is Chris Baker.

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 05:03 PM
Dude you WERE into such crap....oh, right, you were 12 years old, never heard any metal before, and you jumped straight into Morbid Angel on day one??
No, that didn't happen.....
First you were a glamfag!! I saw the pic, can't be argued....Sonny Carson takes it where he shits.... The cromag thinks he's educated. You need to do your investigation more thoroughly the next time you want to make a statement like this putz. GlamFag??? Who's the one wearing contact lenses to make theirself look cool. Also I'm not the one who owns a members only jacket and fanny pack.

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 05:05 PM
My name is Chris Baker - I'm an extraordinarily gay man :limpwrist

pitchfork_man
05-09-2006, 05:10 PM
How I wish I could join the Village People....and lose weight.

Transient
05-09-2006, 05:47 PM
hey guys whats going on in this thread? i thoroughly enjoyed both videos. whos the teapot guy?

metaldick
05-09-2006, 05:49 PM
That's Sonny Carson. Guitarist for Gnostic, and fill in guitarist for Atheist on their new 2006 reunion shows.

WhoCares
05-09-2006, 06:12 PM
remind me not to passout around any of you guys lol

Corpseworm
05-09-2006, 06:40 PM
remind me not to passout around any of you guys lol Who Cares, that may happen so beware. :FIREdevil

zyquix
05-09-2006, 09:41 PM
do you have the latest version of Flash (player)?

http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

is it perhaps disabled in your browser?

Actually before, it used to say "you don't have the latest flash player or you have javascript turned off"

so I went to the link, downloaded the last flash player and made sure java was on, and it still showed that page for awhile, now it shows this new one.

pitchfork_man
05-10-2006, 02:49 PM
[B]Hey folks we had fun doing this joking around shit, but maybe it's not the right forum for our childish games, having nothing to do with Atheist really, we feel like we hijacked the forum improperly....plus, people who don't know us might take it seriously - I already have one death threat phoned in for calling Flynn a gay cowboy-riding dickskinbeater, how bad is that!?!?
.....all this shit was purely done in jest, to poke a little fun at each other, and we are all good friends (even with Richard, btw),.....there is no beef!
Sorry if anybody got the wrong impression....we might be taking down this thread pretty soon to avoid further confusion.

See you folks later!

Transient
05-10-2006, 05:19 PM
[B]Hey folks we had fun doing this joking around shit, but maybe it's not the right forum for our childish games, having nothing to do with Atheist really, we feel like we hijacked the forum improperly....plus, people who don't know us might take it seriously - I already have one death threat phoned in for calling Flynn a gay cowboy-riding dickskinbeater, how bad is that!?!?
.....all this shit was purely done in jest, to poke a little fun at each other, and we are all good friends (even with Richard, btw),.....there is no beef!
Sorry if anybody got the wrong impression....we might be taking down this thread pretty soon to avoid further confusion.

See you folks later!
right but

last edited by steven flynn?

SteveFlynn
05-10-2006, 05:36 PM
just to bug Mr. Pitchfork.....

metaldick
05-10-2006, 06:19 PM
And so it continues

cod_fury
05-10-2006, 08:30 PM
HOLY SHIT there is a video that is 15 secs with roger in it i want to see the rest...pitchfork upload more of it

cod_fury
05-10-2006, 08:33 PM
so sonny...did you recieve my email?

Corpseworm
05-11-2006, 08:51 AM
so sonny...did you recieve my email?
Sorry Cod_Fury man its been a nightmare for me lately. I have but I haven't had the chance to D/L it yet. I really appreciate you sending it to me and the zip came through. I may not have any time to do anything with it until next week. All nights from here are all used up. Thanks again Hacker Genius!

Antæos
05-11-2006, 08:55 AM
Hahaha, you guys are mad!

What's a guy have to do to meet up and shake hands with you people at Wacken? You guys and Emperor are the only reason I'm going. Fuck yeah, it'll be awesome

Corpseworm
05-11-2006, 09:16 AM
Hahaha, you guys are mad!

What's a guy have to do to meet up and shake hands with you people at Wacken? You guys and Emperor are the only reason I'm going. Fuck yeah, it'll be awesome
Good question, I'll leave that up to Flynn. This will be my first European tour especially the size of Wacken..holy crap. I'm not certain how easy it will be to get people access to the bands? I personally wouldnt mind meeting as many people as possible. Flynn, any insight on this?

WhoCares
05-11-2006, 10:45 AM
there usually is a Meet & Greet area where bands go to sign autographs etc... so probably there...

you can always just go out and join the rest of the crowd... when we went to Wacken a few years back (2001?) we had no problem going in and out of the secure/main areas... (which reminds me I really need to redo my galleries... so many pics!)

SteveFlynn
05-11-2006, 11:18 AM
Yeah, what WhoCares said. I know that at Wacken specifically, they have a meet & greet area. I'm sure there will be a schedule of when each band is there... probably following their performances. There is also an "artist" area where the bands hang out to get ready, eat, and such. I don't know how easy it is to get in and out of there but we'll certainly be hanging around with everybody and, as Corpseworm said, looking to meet and hang and have a few beers and watch bands play.

I know we all look forward to hanging out. Corpseworm can put some beers down. Now, that's not a man's drink like vodka ;) ...but... he can throw back some beer.

Antæos
05-11-2006, 11:31 AM
Sweet, I'll definitely catch you guys in the meet & greet area then. Get ready for bullshit worshipping of the ground on which you tread.

quigonkick
05-13-2006, 12:15 AM
Get ready for bullshit worshipping of the ground on which you tread.

A man after my own heart!!!

I hope this goes for the states as well. Fanboy warning to anyone playing in Atheist - you're going to have writer's cramp before I vacate the premises.

Um

Based on the contents of this thread, I should clarify that said cramps will be from signing stuff. :)

This stuff is too funny.

pitchfork_man
05-17-2006, 09:22 PM
the accommodations threat scared him.....they scare easy, you know.
Dude that was so funny.....I bet Richard is grinning from ear to ear.....

Corpseworm
07-05-2006, 08:00 AM
Mica, when did you do this video? http://www.withlouis.com/film/yoda/

WhoCares
07-05-2006, 10:22 AM
what's wrong with it? It's a good track... I even have the David Lee Roth version on vinyl... :P

(by the way smart ass, my name is spelled Micah)

Corpseworm
07-06-2006, 08:37 AM
Jeez, taking the spelling of your name a little harsh arent you? Well, sorry bro. I'll buy you a pint at Bloodstock, at least I'll know what you look like.
http://xs203.xs.to/xs203/06274/Micahyoda.jpg

WhoCares
07-06-2006, 09:47 AM
you should read the Old Testament sometime, might help you with your spelling :p

All joking aside, I never take misspelling my name serious, nearly everyone does it.

Can't wait... only a week to go. The San Fermin "Festival" (crazy drunk people running with bulls) just started here in Pamplona, this city is going to be a bit crazy/crowded for the next week... will be good to have a pint, still need to find out what your travel plans are (obviously won't get posted in here...)

zyquix
07-06-2006, 05:19 PM
Mica is a chick name isn't it? (in Europe at least)

Corpseworm
07-06-2006, 05:26 PM
Mica is a chick name isn't it? (in Europe at least)Wait, oh I see. Who Cares is a guy.

zyquix
07-06-2006, 05:42 PM
huh? I know he's a guy..

WhoCares
07-07-2006, 04:31 AM
Mica is a chick name isn't it? (in Europe at least)
I think it has somewhat different spelling...

The best story I have related to my name was when I was baptised (I was too small to defend myself to say otherwise except cry) was that the priest said "Micah, oh that's a nice name, where is it from?"

In any case, corpseworm sounded disappointed lol

WhoCares
07-07-2006, 06:45 AM
Jeez, taking the spelling of your name a little harsh arent you? Well, sorry bro. I'll buy you a pint at Bloodstock, at least I'll know what you look like.
http://xs203.xs.to/xs203/06274/Micahyoda.jpg

damn, I didn't see that picture until now... I prefer this one:

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/sp_yoda_sanfermin_bulls.jpg

WhoCares
07-07-2006, 07:21 AM
I bet noone knew back before he turned to music, Corpseworm was a big fan of Laverne and Shirley...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/cw_joke_nun2.jpg

Corpseworm
07-07-2006, 07:54 AM
I bet noone knew back before he turned to music, Corpseworm was a big fan of Laverne and Shirley...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/cw_joke_nun2.jpg
Wow, I've got great legs

WhoCares
07-07-2006, 05:46 PM
I thought you got your hair cut... then Richard sent me this photo of you in your stage gear:
http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/cw_haircut.jpg

WhoCares
07-07-2006, 08:26 PM
I've split this off from the Gnostic thread, no reason for us to make fun of each other in there...

SteveFlynn
07-08-2006, 12:21 AM
I thought you got your hair cut... then Richard sent me this photo of you in your stage gear:
http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/cw_haircut.jpg
:lol: great pic

quigonkick
07-08-2006, 01:33 AM
Looks like something my cat ralphed up last night, except for the shirt and the hair.

Corpseworm
07-10-2006, 07:48 AM
Looks like something my cat ralphed up last night, except for the shirt and the hair.The only thing your cat ralph's up are a few of your ass hairs and anus drippings.

PROPHECIES fORETOLD
07-10-2006, 12:27 PM
Wow, I've got great legs



Holy fuck! It's Dave Suzuki from Vital Remains!

opeth223
07-10-2006, 07:54 PM
:emot-wors :emot-wors great vids guys :) specially flynn's....ahaha, i was wondering about this kisses he was giving the camera ( when i previously viewed the video some time ago)
i think there is a full version of it on youtube, juste type in atheist, and you'll get a couple of results, including flynn's kickass vid....man, i want to see that backstage interview
ahhhh, flynn, you are teh shit, definatelly on my top list:emot-wors
i love this forum :)

quigonkick
07-10-2006, 11:45 PM
The only thing your cat ralph's up are a few of your ass hairs and anus drippings.

Speaking of anus drippings, here's a screenshot of the new movie "Sonny Does Spain":

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Sport/bulls_revenge.JPG

BLASTGRINDER
07-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Ahhhh my young and very portly apprentice.... you should do your homework my friend before such lame attempts at humor. 2 points. 1. You are correct oh Rotund cake-faced axe man the camera was not MANned....it was WOManed.... I think Mr. Shaefer can verify that one......

and 2...what was my other point...OH yes the absence of any video of you playing on any stage of significance unless it was opening for the butthole surfers in the late 80s ;) I feel no shame for winking at my hot girlfriend..... That night I probably got a blow job while you were home playing Dungeons and Dragons.... :jerkoff1f

But I have to say....that video of Death-Metal God Corpseworm is beyond funny....... :emot-LOL: .... "I'm a little tea pot short and stout...here is my handle here is my.... :jerkoff1f

Ahhhh the love.

OK, I was at the tea pot episode and if I told you why he was a tea pot, it would be too gay. :jerkoff1f

cod_fury
07-26-2006, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otvQ82A9kEU

not me lol but still funny

Corpseworm
07-27-2006, 07:48 AM
OK, I was at the tea pot episode and if I told you why he was a tea pot, it would be too gay. :jerkoff1f Lets hear it fat boy. I know you posed me that way while I was asleep. You and Metaldick's fantasies are going a little too far. Btw, the old pucker on both your cats are starting to look a little wore out. Has Richard not been around for a while?

quigonkick
08-02-2006, 02:29 AM
Lets hear it fat boy. I know you posed me that way while I was asleep. You and Metaldick's fantasies are going a little too far. Btw, the old pucker on both your cats are starting to look a little wore out. Has Richard not been around for a while?


:lol:

carnis
08-03-2006, 01:26 PM
http://www.aeonspoke.co.uk/atheist/sonnythinking.jpg

Here's one I dug out.... taken in deepest darkest Derbyshire......

:)

carnis
08-03-2006, 01:43 PM
http://www.aeonspoke.co.uk/atheist/sonnyrelaxingwithfriends.jpg

Sonny on a day off.

WhoCares
08-03-2006, 02:11 PM
poor sonny... Always the brunt of the joke...

metaldick
08-03-2006, 02:56 PM
Wait just a minute, where did you get that photo of Sonny sitting down?

carnis
08-03-2006, 07:12 PM
Wait just a minute, where did you get that photo of Sonny sitting down?


thats TOP SECRET.... for now... I have my sources... ;)

pitchfork_man
08-07-2006, 01:17 PM
http://www.aeonspoke.co.uk/atheist/sonnythinking.jpg

Here's one I dug out.... taken in deepest darkest Derbyshire......

:)

I'm not going to post mine because it pales in comparison, HAHA!!! Where did you get that idea, funny!!!!
Make one of me, make it a chimp or something.....

Good shit, especially the one with the family......

BTW where DID you get that photo, was it on MySpace or something???

carnis
08-07-2006, 01:46 PM
How I wish I could join the Village People....and lose weight.
http://www.aeonspoke.co.uk/atheist/Chrisjoinsthevillagepeople.jpg

pitchfork_man
08-07-2006, 02:36 PM
HAHHHAA that shit's great!!!!

carnis
08-07-2006, 03:31 PM
http://www.aeonspoke.co.uk/atheist/StevemeetstheTimeBandits.jpg

No one is safe from my photoshopping.... ;)

SteveFlynn
08-07-2006, 04:40 PM
So, now I'm a time bandid eh?...... From Hobbit to Time Bandit....

carnis
08-07-2006, 04:50 PM
So, now I'm a time bandid eh?...... From Hobbit to Time Bandit....
I couldn't decide... so I went with my favourite... time bandits!

;)

WhoCares
08-09-2006, 08:15 AM
wonder how long before we see something like this in Toys-R-Us...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/bakertoy.jpg

:eek: :emot-LMAO

Corpseworm
08-09-2006, 08:48 AM
wonder how long before we see something like this in Toys-R-Us...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/bakertoy.jpg

:eek: :emot-LMAOThats priceless!!!! Chris your immortalized as a Dave Navarro doll ha ha ha!

pitchfork_man
08-09-2006, 09:07 AM
OH SHIT!!! Looks too real!!!!! I'm gonna be hearing about this one at practice tonight, for sure!!! OK Micah it's ON.....

WhoCares
08-09-2006, 09:23 AM
Thats priceless!!!! Chris your immortalized as a Dave Navarro doll ha ha ha!

actually it's based on a James Hetfield Metallica figure... it's almost a compliment rather than a dig... ah well bring it on...:p

jackismyhero
08-10-2006, 11:32 AM
OMG where can I get one? I love this

pitchfork_man
08-10-2006, 02:29 PM
OMG where can I get one? I love this

oh thats right the're over at the K-MART on BUFORD HIGHWAY.....

:hbang32en

pitchfork_man
08-10-2006, 02:32 PM
Since you couldn't come along..... :lo:


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/thisonesforyoudickiewoa06jpg.jpg

WhoCares
08-10-2006, 03:04 PM
did you sign yourself up for a 2nd account just to post that?

:p

pitchfork_man
08-10-2006, 03:14 PM
did you sign yourself up for a 2nd account just to post that?

:p

HA! That's Rhonda (my girl extrodinaire), trying not to disclose her identity I presume. On her public profile it says June 2, which is her b-day - so it wasn't hard to figure out who that was.

WhoCares
08-10-2006, 03:22 PM
here's a fancy photo from Bloodstock... in South Park...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/sp_atheist.jpg

SteveFlynn
08-10-2006, 03:37 PM
HAHA...that's too funny....that's the best one I've seen yet....Add the letters F.S.U on the hat and you'll have me perfect.

jackismyhero
08-10-2006, 05:57 PM
HA! That's Rhonda (my girl extrodinaire), trying not to disclose her identity I presume. On her public profile it says June 2, which is her b-day - so it wasn't hard to figure out who that was.


Not trying to hide anything... Figured JackIsMyHero would give it away... to you anyway :FIREdevil ... XXOO

Corpseworm
08-11-2006, 09:21 AM
here's a fancy photo from Bloodstock... in South Park...

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/sp_atheist.jpgWhat are you implying on my shirt Micah? Its Necrophagist.

WhoCares
08-11-2006, 09:28 AM
details, details, it's all just a joke anyways...

WhoCares
11-01-2006, 07:51 AM
http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/bakerhulk.jpg

:emot-LMAO

cod_fury
11-01-2006, 10:59 PM
http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/bakerhulk.jpg

:emot-LMAO
HAHA

WhoCares
05-11-2007, 03:56 AM
The truth about Steve and the boys from Gnostic:

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/gnostits.jpg

:emot-roll :emot-eek:

MaskedJackal
05-11-2007, 04:23 AM
EPIC fuckin' thread.

Corpseworm
05-11-2007, 08:17 AM
The truth about Steve and the boys from Gnostic:

http://perso.wanadoo.es/whocares/gnostits.jpg

:emot-roll :emot-eek::emot-fail

metaldick
05-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Steve is way too tall here. But the pic is awesome!!!! Great job master Yoda

pitchfork_man
05-11-2007, 11:50 AM
OHHHHH you are the slick one, good job, HAHA that shit's funny..... what you probably don't realize is that Flynn actually wears that kind of garb around the house.....
and BTW those flynn-feet are supposed to be shaven, these details must not be overlooked!

fuckin great pic!

SteveFlynn
05-11-2007, 11:58 AM
..... what you probably don't realize is that Flynn actually wears

Well... sans pants...but yeah

WhoCares
05-12-2007, 04:59 AM
I have to say, Steve looks the most natural in that photo lol...

quigonkick
05-12-2007, 10:43 AM
That's an odd color for a... oh wait... OH I SEE, my bad, that's a SWORD that Sonny's holding.

WhoCares
05-12-2007, 12:12 PM
That's an odd color for a... oh wait... OH I SEE, my bad, that's a SWORD that Sonny's holding.

is it or did I inadvertantly include Metaldick in that photo? :emot-LOL:

metaldick
05-12-2007, 12:38 PM
fukin cute yoda.... really fukin cute

metaldick
05-12-2007, 12:39 PM
:emot-fail

quigonkick
05-12-2007, 12:51 PM
is it or did I inadvertantly include Metaldick in that photo? :emot-LOL:

Well, from what Ringworm said, they are... let's say... "close". I have a witness to this declaration.:emot-LOL:

metaldick
05-12-2007, 01:08 PM
this is a myth, I've never been attracted to asians... just not my cup of tea..... speaking of tea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKjdMMrsI8

quigonkick
05-12-2007, 02:46 PM
this is a myth, I've never been attracted to asians...

"Attracted to", maybe not, but "attached to" is another story...

:emot-eek:

:emot-LOL:

Knulla
05-12-2007, 09:51 PM
this is a myth, I've never been attracted to asians... just not my cup of tea..... speaking of tea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKjdMMrsI8



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ElementsofTime
05-13-2007, 02:35 AM
i was waiting for someone to Drop an anvil on him or something.

quigonkick
05-14-2007, 12:41 AM
i was waiting for someone to Drop an anvil on him or something.

:emot-LOL: :emot-LOL:

I think what happens after the vid ends would violate YouBoob's posting rules. Just a guess.

ElementsofTime
05-14-2007, 03:13 AM
http://people.inf.ethz.ch/hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg

pitchfork_man
05-14-2007, 09:02 AM
Twinings: Sonny's Favorite brand.... And did you like Earl's Gray the best?

quigonkick
05-14-2007, 11:33 PM
Where is Earthworm, anyway? Did we scare him off?

metaldick
05-14-2007, 11:48 PM
He's stuck in his chaps! For those who don't know what I'm talking about!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dickm64/sonny-chaps.jpg

quigonkick
05-15-2007, 12:42 AM
WHAT?! What is that?! I've NEVER seen that before!!

:emot-eek: :emot-eek: :emot-LOL:

ElementsofTime
05-15-2007, 12:45 AM
that picture seems to be popular on this Forum.

metaldick
05-15-2007, 12:53 AM
hahaha, you've never seen Sonny in assless chaps????? Where the hell have you been?

ixdxpx
05-15-2007, 02:33 AM
hahaha This is an awesome thread.

Corpseworm
05-15-2007, 09:32 AM
WHAT?! What is that?! I've NEVER seen that before!!

:emot-eek: :emot-eek: :emot-LOL:Yeah, Metalchick has an infatuation with naked men. You should see his other PSD photos of Gnsotic members. He needs a new hobby. :emot-fail

quigonkick
05-16-2007, 01:13 AM
hahaha, you've never seen Sonny in assless chaps????? Where the hell have you been?

Good to know sarcasm isn't lost in the print with you, Flypaper. :emot-LOL:

I have good news for you: Rob Halford has rejoined Priest! Oh wait, you prolly didn't know he left in the first place. Nevermind...

metaldick
05-16-2007, 10:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHA....you ass!!!

SteveFlynn
05-16-2007, 10:25 AM
Yeah, Metalchick has an infatuation with naked men. l

...notice he didn't try to refute the fact that that is an actual picture of Sonny after a long night at a biker bar..... :emot-LOL:

pitchfork_man
05-16-2007, 11:55 AM
...notice he didn't try to refute the fact that that is an actual picture of Sonny after a long night at a biker bar..... :emot-LOL:

DAMN, you're RIGHT about the gay biker lifestyle ... and here's PROOF!!!!!!

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/Sonnysbike.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/sonnysbike2.jpg


VILLAGE PEOPLE HERE COMES YOUR NEW "BOY" !!!!! Can't deny one of your own......

pitchfork_man
05-16-2007, 12:01 PM
One more for good measure....

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/Sonnysubergay.jpg

OH and by the way dont get mad, Sonny, we're all your friends, and we totally accept the person that you are.... just..... umm, at a distance. ...you understand.....

metaldick
05-16-2007, 02:58 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Corpseworm
05-16-2007, 04:01 PM
One more for good measure....

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/Sonnysubergay.jpg

OH and by the way dont get mad, Sonny, we're all your friends, and we totally accept the person that you are.... just..... umm, at a distance. ...you understand.....
I see nothing wrong with those pictures. As a matter of fact, I glanced at the chaps picture and it looks like your hairy back dude. Back me up there Dicky, you've complained about it before. :emot-LOL:

metaldick
05-16-2007, 04:31 PM
I see nothing wrong with those pictures. As a matter of fact, I glanced at the chaps picture and it looks like your hairy back dude. Back me up there Dicky, you've complained about it before. :emot-LOL:

I'd love to back you up there Sonny but my words may result in a backlash from Chris. Lets just say he has me on a short leash ....ew..... that sounds kinky.

metaldick
05-16-2007, 04:32 PM
lets just say Chris and i have the "Peace agreement of 2006". I cannot stray from that agreement.

quigonkick
05-16-2007, 07:26 PM
I see nothing wrong with those pictures. As a matter of fact, I glanced at the chaps picture and it looks like your hairy back dude. Back me up there Dicky, you've complained about it before. :emot-LOL:

:emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL:

I'd love to back you up there Sonny but my words may result in a backlash from Chris. Lets just say he has me on a short leash ....ew..... that sounds kinky.

"I'd love to back you up..." Hmmm, sounds to me like he's agreeing with you, Tapeworm. FIRE AWAY, TUNINGFORK!!

lets just say Chris and i have the "Peace agreement of 2006". I cannot stray from that agreement.

Let me guess... you keep your box closed and he gives you a piece.:emot-LOL: No wonder you didn't make it to Tampa - too busy flossing the fur out of your teeth.

metaldick
05-16-2007, 10:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! You nasty bastard! Yea, I couldn't be there :emot-fail I'm finally making enough money where i could go to a show in the states but now there US tour is over :emot-fail

You have no idea how jealous I am that you've seen them live:emot-fail

And for the record, I will say nothing about the Peace Agreement of 2006. It is still binding today. Plus... for the record, I can have Chris whenever I want him.:emot-eek:

quigonkick
05-16-2007, 11:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! You nasty bastard! Yea, I couldn't be there :emot-fail I'm finally making enough money where i could go to a show in the states but now there US tour is over :emot-fail

So the New York show happened already no I didn't think so. One last chance, bucko. And you might even get your shiny mug on camera, too! Heartworm is right, the Red Light area must be lit up like a Christmas tree this time of year.:emot-eek: :emot-LOL:

You have no idea how jealous I am that you've seen them live:emot-fail

Your whining is almost as bad as your breath, according to Steve.:emot-LOL: You have no idea how jealous I am that you've not only seen more practices of BOTH Atheist and Gnostic than you can count, you've JAMMED with TFC.

And for the record, I will say nothing about the Peace Agreement of 2006. It is still binding today. Plus... for the record, I can have Chris whenever I want him.:emot-eek:

It took every muscle in my body to keep from throwing up dinner all over my monitor. Your little "IwonttellIwonttell" tantrums remind me of those folks who are dying to empty the can of worms all over someone's feet. Eventually, you'll be bursting at the seams to tell us and will let it rip like a burrito blast. I will simply wait for that moment - it will have been WAY worth the wait.:emot-LOL:

Lagging again, bro. It's 2007.

Corpseworm
05-16-2007, 11:28 PM
And for the record, I will say nothing about the Peace Agreement of 2006. It is still binding today. Plus... for the record, I can have Chris whenever I want him.:emot-eek: OMG, read what you just said dude. Ha Ha! :emot-LOL:

quigonkick
05-16-2007, 11:45 PM
OMG, read what you just said dude. Ha Ha! :emot-LOL:

What else could he have meant? This is no Freudian Slip.:emot-eek: Dude's a full-blown sword swallower.:emot-LOL:

pitchfork_man
05-17-2007, 01:59 PM
I see nothing wrong with those pictures. As a matter of fact, I glanced at the chaps picture and it looks like your hairy back dude. Back me up there Dicky, you've complained about it before. :emot-LOL:

Corpseworm said: "Back me up there Dicky" ...... dude that's enough...no more that type of language, EWWWWW! :emot-fail

HEY SONNY throw that pic up there, the one that was your thumbnail for about 5 minutes, the one where you're on the bike, in the garage..... do you see anything wrong with that?? Where did the damn pic go??? Hmmm?

Sonny has a special custon-made motorscooter..... he ordered his with a "third" handlebar...

metaldick
05-17-2007, 02:04 PM
Sonny has a special custon-made motorscooter..... he ordered his with a "third" handlebar...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!:emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL:

Corpseworm
05-17-2007, 02:22 PM
HEY SONNY throw that pic up there, the one that was your thumbnail for about 5 minutes, the one where you're on the bike, in the garage..... do you see anything wrong with that?? Where did the damn pic go??? Hmmm?

..
You have no room to talk about pictures. The one you display here looks like your taking it up the ass.

metaldick
05-17-2007, 02:33 PM
hahaha, that was good too!!!

quigonkick
05-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Sonny has a special custon-made motorscooter..... he ordered his with a "third" handlebar...

Well SOMEONE has to drive tinwilly to daycare!

You have no room to talk about pictures. The one you display here looks like your taking it up the ass.

:emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL: :emot-LOL:

Something tells me this isn't the first time pitch and dick have tagteamed a male.:emot-LOL:

epitaph
05-17-2007, 06:00 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/Sonnysubergay.jpg


That cap is beyond awesome :emot-LOL:
I thought they only used them for horse riding

quigonkick
05-17-2007, 10:01 PM
Y'know, those pictures remind me of when I'm wearing my Gnostic shirt.:emot-LOL:

Sebastos
06-01-2007, 03:30 PM
found this somewhere, might bring back some memories

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/Sebastos01/atheistold2.jpg

It's from the Raging Death compilation disk from 1987

quigonkick
06-01-2007, 10:42 PM
found this somewhere, might bring back some memories

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/Sebastos01/atheistold2.jpg

It's from the Raging Death compilation disk from 1987

:emot-eek: WHOA! :emot-eek:

pitchfork_man
06-03-2007, 09:16 PM
That cap is beyond awesome :emot-LOL:
I thought they only used them for horse riding

pitchfork_man
06-03-2007, 09:19 PM
He's stuck in his chaps! For those who don't know what I'm talking about!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/dickm64/sonny-chaps.jpg

Apparently he wasn't '"stuck"" in them for long...

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/SonnyInHotPants3.jpg

MaskedJackal
06-03-2007, 09:43 PM
:emot-eek: WHOA! :emot-eek:

Seriously.....look at Roger's hair!

Axl Torn
06-04-2007, 04:28 AM
Apparently he wasn't '"stuck"" in them for long...

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/SonnyInHotPants3.jpg

Winner!

metaldick
06-04-2007, 09:50 AM
:emot-eek: MY GOD, that is DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!

ElementsofTime
06-04-2007, 10:47 AM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/demolition_lover_86/God.jpg

pitchfork_man
06-04-2007, 07:07 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/atheistgod.jpg

epitaph
06-04-2007, 08:42 PM
Much better :emot-pret

quigonkick
06-04-2007, 09:44 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/atheistgod.jpg

THAT'S WHAT I'M SCREAMIN'! :emot-LOL:

ElementsofTime
06-05-2007, 02:10 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/atheistgod.jpg

hell yeah! that my friend is my new Myspace picture!

WhoCares
06-05-2007, 03:18 PM
tweaked...

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5469/billboardadnt7.jpg

:emot-high

pitchfork_man
06-06-2007, 09:22 AM
tweaked...

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5469/billboardadnt7.jpg

:emot-high

FUCK YEAH!!! WAY TO GO, MICAH!!!!!!!!!!

We definitely need that on a Tshirt:cool:

WhoCares
06-06-2007, 11:30 AM
I was very tempted to add "EET FORK" to your current myspazz pic... rofl

pitchfork_man
06-06-2007, 01:37 PM
I was very tempted to add "EET FORK" to your current myspazz pic... rofl

I don't get it. what's that mean?

WhoCares
06-06-2007, 02:07 PM
lets see... you play a white Explorer, your nickname is pitchfork_man, the pose is very James Hetfield, and his explorer used to have "EET FUK"

yeesh, irony on the internet doesn't work anymore...

quigonkick
06-06-2007, 09:45 PM
You know we'll need one for Gnostic before too long. THAT would make a cool T-shirt.

WhoCares
06-07-2007, 03:53 AM
that's do-able, in fact I was thinking about it in the first place...

pitchfork_man
06-07-2007, 09:01 AM
lets see... you play a white Explorer, your nickname is pitchfork_man, the pose is very James Hetfield, and his explorer used to have "EET FUK"

yeesh, irony on the internet doesn't work anymore...

I totally wasn't thinking about metallica, HAHAHA!!!!

btw we're still waiting for the Gnostic billboard!

WhoCares
06-07-2007, 10:05 AM
like so?

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4021/billboardad2gj6.jpg

WhoCares
06-07-2007, 10:20 AM
or how about this for irony?

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2048/billboardad3pw2.jpg

SteveFlynn
06-07-2007, 11:17 AM
Ha...classic stuff.... I like that Gnostic one..... or a "God is a Gnostic"

Voodoo
06-08-2007, 12:03 AM
or how about this for irony?

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2048/billboardad3pw2.jpg

LMAO! :emot-LOL:

Corpseworm
06-14-2007, 11:05 AM
http://xs216.xs.to/xs216/07244/enima.png

ElementsofTime
06-14-2007, 02:40 PM
:emot-gigg

Sebastos
08-13-2007, 02:44 PM
ok, not a picture but an old interview about death metal and such with Kelly Shaefer and Steve FLYNE :emot-LOL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29lM3f59yY

carnis
12-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Happy Christmas....

And just to show you what Sonny has been up to in his spare time:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1390642062

quigonkick
12-14-2007, 11:49 PM
http://a72.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_012215ceb3af2b6858c1eb326a6e1f0f.jpg

And this is the censored version!!

pitchfork_man
12-15-2007, 12:34 AM
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!! you must have found that shit on my page or Cyndi's!! lol
Steven R. Flynn, you are one sexy beast, haha!!!
:emot-LOL:

quigonkick
12-15-2007, 10:40 AM
...you are one sexy beast, haha!!!
:emot-LOL:

Let's not let our emotions get in the way, turbo. :emot-LOL:

MaskedJackal
12-15-2007, 02:47 PM
I KNEW IT! Flynn is the fifth teletubby!

pitchfork_man
12-22-2007, 03:52 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/sidecardbig.jpg

Voodoo
12-23-2007, 03:26 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/sidecardbig.jpg

Haha, nice! :emot-blin

quigonkick
12-23-2007, 05:25 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/pitchfork_man/sidecardbig.jpg

Can we get this on a T-Shirt? This would make a great holiday card for the fanclub you guys are going to let me run... :emot-LOL:

RAND
01-07-2008, 04:44 PM
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