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Orkestra
06-26-2006, 04:43 AM
Corrupt me.
I've had enough of reality TV. I don't know what it's like in the US, but shows like Big Brother are becoming such a fucking tumour on society.
I don't even watch fucking TV, but I’m forced to read about the fucking stuff everywhere, and occasionally I get sucked in through momentary lapses of concentration I find myself starting at images of twenty-something nobodies arguing over the task in which they have to be cheerleaders. I see no merit in anyone on these shows existence but for their miniscule entertainment value.
I suspect that of all my judgements on the matter I will flick onto Big Brother one day to hear one of the contestants, whispering softly: "and that... is the meaning of life", followed by a cut to the host who exclaims, excitedly "That’s it, that’s all we needed to know; this is what we have been waiting for" followed by nothing but the sound of nothing: For evermore.
...and I will have missed it.
pale666
06-26-2006, 04:53 AM
I was just talking to this girl about big brother aout how fucking lame it is.
They all bitch about being stuck in a house with hot girls, free food, stardom, doing virtually nothing for 80% of the day, winning prizes/money when they fucking voted to go on there? I mean are they fucking retarded? yes. Probably about as retarded as the people who keep it alive, almost.
Orkestra
06-26-2006, 04:58 AM
...almost. I think its fair to say that birds flock to open ground.
Personaly I couldn't bare to be shut up in a house full of retards, with only 1 book per person... I doubt anyone brought in anything worth reading anyway; its probably all Dan Brown. I would go mad and shit everywhere, probably.
...almost. I think its fair to say that birds flock to open ground.
Personaly I couldn't bare to be shut up in a house full of retards, with only 1 book per person... I doubt anyone brought in anything worth reading anyway; its probably all Dan Brown. I would go mad and shit everywhere, probably.
AMEN
vegasaint
06-26-2006, 06:24 AM
I don't even know what you're talking about, I've never heard of that show. But reality TV makes me embarassed to be human.
The Ultimate Fighter is the only thing remotely close to reality that i like to watch
Huludicidal Tendency
06-26-2006, 08:55 AM
Corrupt me.
I've had enough of reality TV. I don't know what it's like in the US, but shows like Big Brother are becoming such a fucking tumour on society.
I don't even watch fucking TV, but I’m forced to read about the fucking stuff everywhere, and occasionally I get sucked in through momentary lapses of concentration I find myself starting at images of twenty-something nobodies arguing over the task in which they have to be cheerleaders. I see no merit in anyone on these shows existence but for their miniscule entertainment value.
I suspect that of all my judgements on the matter I will flick onto Big Brother one day to hear one of the contestants, whispering softly: "and that... is the meaning of life", followed by a cut to the host who exclaims, excitedly "That’s it, that’s all we needed to know; this is what we have been waiting for" followed by nothing but the sound of nothing: For evermore.
...and I will have missed it.
What was that show in the UK where they would hypnotize people and try to make them steal money? I was watching that one night, kinda weird.
Huludicidal Tendency
06-26-2006, 09:11 AM
Its the new Joe Camel Advertisment. :emot-drun
Savior
06-26-2006, 01:39 PM
The Ultimate Fighter is the only thing remotely close to reality that i like to watch
True.
offbeat
06-26-2006, 01:41 PM
reatility tv? tv in general sucks.
welsh boy
06-26-2006, 03:23 PM
big brother is where they lock a load of people together in a house and see what happens...some sad fucks watch this nearly all day
M. Diddy Oien
06-26-2006, 07:05 PM
i like that show "I shouldn't be alive" its fucking awesome. kind of reality based i guess.
Orkestra
06-28-2006, 02:45 AM
What was that show in the UK where they would hypnotize people and try to make them steal money? I was watching that one night, kinda weird.
... I duno but I remeber a show where they deprived people of sleep. Fucking sick.
teh Mazn
06-28-2006, 03:49 AM
the only reality TV i watch is ultimate fighter and NFL football and NHL hockey. sometimes i'll watch the occasional red sox game.
Shawn
06-28-2006, 03:53 AM
sportscenter consumes any time that I spend in front of a TV. Sports center and then if i'm still up, Mike & Mike on ESPN2
teh Mazn
06-28-2006, 03:54 AM
i typically enjoy watching the same episode of sportscenter about 4 or 5 times in a row.
Shawn
06-28-2006, 03:56 AM
haha me too dude. I had that in my post, and then decided it was best to take it out.
sometimes I don't even realize it started over
teh Mazn
06-28-2006, 03:58 AM
HAHAHA yeah dude, like in the last red sox/yankees series i watched SC over and over and the first time, i was like FUCK YEAH THE SOX WON! then the second time i was like FUCK YEAH THE SOX WON! but then i was like, wait a minute.....deja vu.....
Shawn
06-28-2006, 03:59 AM
haha. the best was during the NBA playoffs.. and they had the Not Top 10... and you'd see some dumbass make a terrible decision and you'd be like "oh man what a dumbass", and then the next time you'll be like "oh man what a dumbass... wait a second.... CRAP!"
TV is fucking amazing...our culture is shat out that precious box...and there is some good watchin's. I'm not a tv zombie, i read quite often, i just don't allow myself to watch these half-assed shows, for some reason i feel embarrassed for em', odd it is.
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