Grimnity Up North

[Surt]

I resisted the urge to name this thread some Immortal-related thankfully.

Although my neck of the woods is the North-West, there should be plenty of Bradford and other assorted homosexual hotspots to put on here, for all you non-Cockney's ;)


Not many so far, but more when I know of them:


June
27th, Manchester, Music Box[/i]: Cephalic Carnage, Darkest Hour, Dead To Fall
July
19th, Manchester, The Attic: Anata, Callous
25th, Bradford Rios: Testament
August
14th, Liverpool Roadkill: Cryptopsy, Gorerotted, She Said Destroy, Sylosis.
21st, Manchester, Satan's Hollow[/i]: Skinless + support
September
10th, Manchester Academy: Enslaved, Zyklon, 1349
October
14th, Bradford Rios[/i]: Susperia, Red Harvest, Grimfist
31st, Bradford Rios[/i]: Severe Torture, Vader, Ill-Disposed
November
8th, Manchester Academy: Opeth, Paradise Lost.

[paulrawnerve]

august 6 - leeds joseph's well - narcosis, testswitch isolator, co-exist, the punchline is murder, reth, waking theo
3 grind and 3 metalcore bands for £5 (or £4 if you get there before 7, doors at 6)..
piss up silliness on a sunday evening..
come for t'grind like...

[vaginalcheesecake]

i forget about all this stuff.
rottenness and gorgasm now aswell, which brigtens my days.
oh yesiirreee!

[Surt]

is that Gorgasm date confirmed yet?

[vaginalcheesecake]

yemon!
I think... ask paul. lol.
I'm pretty sure it is.. I've already forgotten who was supporting which proves how much I listen to my boyfriend lol... But I remember it was good!

[Surt]

Insidious Decrepancy ;)

second time in 4 months they'll have played Manc!

[paulrawnerve]

yeehaawww. that gig is gonna be mint..
and for those who can make it.. come on sunday, it's gonna be a full on party riot!!

[Dan_Nailed]

5th November Satan's Hollow Manchester - Vader, Illdisposed, Severe Torture, Nailed

Although I heard that Godless Truth were on this tour, can't remember where I heard it though. Severe Torture better still be playing!

[Surt]

depends who's putting it on... 9 times out of 10 Godless Truth only seem to be on a tour when Zdenek is putting it on via Lacerated Enemy.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/Postman-Pat.jpg hello!

[Surt]

am i supposed to be even remotely offended by such utter shite attempts at photoshop that make a Downie look like Stephen Hawkings?


nice try.



MUST




TRY




HARDER

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/sausagealan.jpg

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/sausagetwatn.jpg

[Surt]

so shall i run a sweepstake or shall i take a wild guess at what immature cock i've offended you are from the list in my head?

[Excrementor]

I dare say I know who it is.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/alan.jpg Bet you don't!!! :P

[Surt]

at least come up with something new, rather than using the same bloody things over and over again...

the suspense waiting for another awe-inspiring legendary insult is just killing me, only to find such labourious wastes of time, again and again.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/paulknobhead.jpg

[Surt]

better.... i suppose.

about as good as I'm going to get from you i guess.

[Brutalist]

The word cunthook comes to mind. There's always some spotty fucking virgin, cock in hand, hunched over his keyboard turning metal forums into a playground. :jerkoff1f

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/the-40-year-old-virgin.jpg

[Rhino Grindethic]

so shall i run a sweepstake or shall i take a wild guess at what immature cock i've offended you are from the list in my head?

Personally, if I were you I'd be flattered that you have enough of a celebrity status that you can have your own designated detractor. You must be doing something right!!!
You cheeky monkey!
:banana:

[Surt]

ah...

kind of gave it away for definate with that last one.

Btw, if you were going to try and insult me by calling me a seemingly random name....
at least pick one that i've not got a close relative by the name of.


moron.

Personally, if I were you I'd be flattered that you have enough of a celebrity status that you can have your own designated detractor. You must be doing something right!!!
You cheeky monkey!
i am a little flattered, but it gets boring having to always work through the list of petty people I've inadvertently managed to offend over the years.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/hellraiser.jpg Oh Alan you are a silly sausage!! :P

[Brutalist]

Ok that last one was pretty good.

[Mat_GorerottedAbuser]

lol wtf

[Surt]

he's trying to insult me using remarks that not only have I already encountered hundreds of times before (largely whilst at primary school), they're also about as sharp as a soggy loaf of bread.

[vaginalcheesecake]

haha! That's well silly. J'aime ca

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/victims.jpg

[Surt]

my spasticated uncle can use Photoshop better than you and he's autistic with an single figure IQ lower than that of a semi-lobotomised chimp.

congratulations on thinking I'm insulted by you calling me by my brother's name...


guess i'll have to go away now and slit my wrists at the thought of a scrawny little fagend like yourself thinking I'm "boring".

Whatever will i do with my life. It's so empty and incomplete now that you have offended me so deeply :jerkoff1f:


STOP TRYING TO INSULT ME AND INSULT ME ALREADY!

gettin bored here. next thing you'll be ending your "taunts" (ironic choice of word) with 'yo momma' :analsex:

[paulrawnerve]

i get the feeling i've missed some kind of joke.

[Surt]

i pissed off his mate at OEF by mentioning his ex (without the use of expletives or strong insults) in a mild-mannered attempt at retaliation after him and about three seperate others were all trying to wind me up. Took it fine at first, then tried threatening me if i ever said a word about her again.
The three of them walked off in a huff only for them two and dreadless Tom (Beef Conspiracy) to return after I'd gone back to my tent to be the big mature adults they are and collapse my tent.

simply for mentioning a bird he split up with ages ago, and who's since as far as I'm aware not just moved on but gotten married to someone else.

Evidently I touched a nerve and/or he's still hung up on the girl.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/villagesurt.jpg Wrong again Surty! Guess again. Say what you see!

[Excrementor]

If I'm right, it's one of two people. Both have the mental intellect of a downs syndrome child.

[Surt]

well, considering the last not to mention only person that's ever tried insulting me by calling me 'Alan' was said guy from OEF, I call your bluff.


as the only other person small-minded and petty enough to be so much of a twat would be the sociopathic uber-veggie pint-sized on/off girlfriend of a lad I know...
wouldn't surprise me at all if it was her. Would explain the rod up your arse.

[Dan_Nailed]

Whoa, whoa whoa!
That's English for stop a horse.

It's easy to hide behind the internet. So instead of trying to figure out who this person is, shouldn't you be questioning how much time they have on their hands to register specially just for you. It is a form of tribute in a way.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/gay_al-1.jpg Our survey says........................X

[The Real Mancunian]

hahahahah Skelton the 41 bus driver! He'll bore you to death but he'll get you there via wilmslow rd!

[vaginalcheesecake]

whats wrong with being uber-veggie eh?!
the surty brothers was a good un though lol

[Dan_Nailed]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bigpot6.jpg

Classic.

[Excrementor]

Haha. Meat was made to eat, not keep as pets.

And no Paul - it's not going to be Greg :P

[vaginalcheesecake]

Dan, you're gay.
I AM NOT A NUGGET
After you hasked me for a 'meat is murder' sticker to put on yer phone! You Tart

Vegans taste best anyway.

[Dan_Nailed]

That sticker was hilariously ironic, and badly made. It fell off in three days!

Don't give a crap about vegans really, except those preachy ones. Wheat is murder too!

[vaginalcheesecake]

so's yer face!

It didn't fall off! U so peeled it off.. Mine have been stuck in places for.. TIME

[Surt]

Haha. Meat was made to eat, not keep as pets.

And no Paul - it's not going to be Greg :P

eh?

the uber-vegan i was referring to was Jen, who followed me to the Prostitute Disfigurement messageboard (when it was going) solely to carry on giving me hassle on a really lame immature "my retarded Downie sister made this in Photoshop" attempts to get some sort of reaction.... pretty much on a similar vein to these pitiful 'masterpieces' and insults so vague & random that they might as well just say "joo ar teh suck0rz".

whats wrong with being uber-veggie eh?!
nothing. You took it out of context.
I used to get on really well with this girl, talk a lot over MSN and shit, until I posted a random Myspace bullettin about various things I disliked/hated which included the logic behind people substituting meat products with meat product shaped food made from beans/miscallaneous pulses.


FAO anyone: If you have a grudge with me for some extremely petty reason and can't bring yourself to actually talk to me about it rather than resorting to insults my 10 year old cousin could better, well, might as well switch to rubber pants now as your mental capacity is obviously going downhill swiftly.
Either that or just take the rod out of your arse.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/skeletor.jpg

[vaginalcheesecake]

does FAO mean frequently asked questions?
and maybe that lady was wondernig why u care so much about what we eat, when if we so much mention what you eat you'll blah blah us to death lol

[Surt]

FAO = For Attention Of...

if she was 'wondering', she didn't stop to say as such, rather just launched herself off on a tirade against me.
Fed up of people throwing PETA shit my way when anyone thats bothered to even talk about the subject with me knows I'm more than happy eating meat.

[vaginalcheesecake]

fed up of meateaters thowing that shit at me too lol
anyway this conversation topic bores me. but the northern grimnity ist good ja.

[Anti-Surt]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Antisurt/Phantasm-1.jpg

[Surt]

do you think Anti-Surt even realises the beauty of the 'ignore' function on this mesageboard?

fuckwit.

[Anti-Surt]

Coming soon Anti Surt Shirts........................

Show your support for the fight against that boring git, and purchase one of these lovely Anti Surt shirts for only 15 English pounds.
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[Surt]

I think i know who you are now anyway after a bit of trawling around on Myspace, so - even though I can't read a thing your single-figure IQ bashes out on the keyboard, thanks to the wonders of the 'ignore' function - you can give up trying to hide behind internet anonymity.


btw threatening to burn my tent down at OEF next year.... let me know when I should be scared, mmkay?

[The Real Mancunian]

The tent thing was me! You and Cliff are for the BBQ!

[vaginalcheesecake]

lol, who is it?
Those shirts better come in lady anna sizes haha

[Excrementor]

I know who it is now. My guesses were actually wrong, but close...

[Anti-Surt]

http://www.midland-entertainment.com/acts/after_dinner_roy_walker.jpg
Thats good but its not right! Surt your back in the game, say what you see!!

[vaginalcheesecake]

let me play

[Tom Grindethic]

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