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Jolly Roger
06-16-2006, 10:18 AM
http://www.jsrdirect.com/images/cnc605.jpg

Is that funny or what?
Nate SD
06-16-2006, 10:44 AM
i love you
Jolly Roger
06-16-2006, 10:49 AM
Oh Nate... Get to Holland!
Weaver
06-16-2006, 10:52 AM
haha nice
Cannibalistic_Horror
06-16-2006, 03:54 PM
http://www.jsrdirect.com/images/cnc605.jpg

Is that funny or what?
LOL! Cannibal Corpse underwear FTW!
DAVE DEATH
06-16-2006, 07:29 PM
Awesome!
Grindmasterflesh
06-18-2006, 10:19 AM
It would also be cool if they would sell slip ouverts with something like fucked with a knife on it.
Cannibalistic_Horror
06-18-2006, 05:41 PM
It would also be cool if they would sell slip ouverts with something like fucked with a knife on it.
lol That would be fucking hilarious. So many jokes you could make using Cannibal Corpse song titles and underwear, so little time.
Jolly Roger
06-19-2006, 03:36 AM
How's aboot 'Eaten back to life'?
Cannibalistic_Horror
06-19-2006, 04:16 PM
lol Now that would be an awesome title for a porn film featuring men dressed as zombies. What would happen is that some sexy witch is tired of using her dildo and wants a real man. HOwever, none of the men can satisfy her and she grows even more sexually frustrated. She starts reading a book of local lore and reads about this one man who was famous for his giant dick and great muscles. Upon reading this, she rushes off and brings him back to life. However, he is not content only serving one woman and so goes on a rampage pleasuring all the women of the village.
Benny Goreskin
06-19-2006, 05:30 PM
My lady's gonna be makin a zombie porn film called Zombie Muff Divers
Surt
06-19-2006, 08:50 PM
god... think of the possibilities from the following songs...

Aborted - Nailed Through Her Cunt
Pyorrhoea - Anal Arousal
Gorgasm - Anal Skewer
Pyaemia - Sugar Spiced Anus...

etc..+1501 more arse related song titles...
rob_odium_incarnate
06-20-2006, 12:17 AM
She was asking for it
Pounded into dust
Split wide open

Would make some good CC underwear too.
Benny Goreskin
06-20-2006, 08:29 AM
Devil's Rejects is better son, its more fucked up and he obviously learnt a lot from doin House of 1000 Corpses. He's doin the new Halloween film too!
Surt
06-20-2006, 02:01 PM
ontopic, whatever you do, don't make no customised Gorerotted thongs based on 'Fuck Your Arse...' ;)
industrocyberbot23
06-20-2006, 02:11 PM
My lady's gonna be makin a zombie porn film called Zombie Muff Divers

Ben, you sure do like a classy lassy!!!
Cannibalistic_Horror
06-20-2006, 03:09 PM
My lady's gonna be makin a zombie porn film called Zombie Muff Divers
When is it being released? I have to get a copy. Zombie porn ftw.