I cum blood

[Jolly Roger]

Fookin' hell.

This morning, I was to escort my girl to her car. She had to leave early, so I decided to slip right in my pants, no underwear, and take her to her car.

NOW... As I get back in the hoose, I want to take my pants off, but the fooking zipper catches my cockhead... Fuck, that hurt, but awright.
Then my sack got cought, and I'm in my room with my trousers hanging from my balls, not knowing what the fuck is going on.

After some pain, I free myself... Fcuk, that hurt.

I decided to crack one off, 'cause I felt sorry for myself... Then I found out my hand was covered in blood... Oh god, my penis is broken.

Quick hop into the shower, washed the motherfucker clean and took care of it... Not that much of a wound, but fucking hell, it scares you to see your knob bleed.


Moral of the story: Wear underpants and fuck zippers...button your fly.

[Lew Man]

fuck that man, lol

[boudie]

Did you take any pictures?

[Jolly Roger]

Did you take any pictures?

Fuck you, Patrick. Get here now and kiss the motherfucker.

[Benny Goreskin]

wank tha pain away son!

[Jolly Roger]

Proper cock and ball torture... I'll havea go now.

[boudie]

Moral of the story: Wear underpants and fuck zippers...button your fly.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

wank tha pain away son!
lol Wanking is also world reknowned as a cure for depression.

[DAVE DEATH]

Tears to a blind man's eye that min. ow!

[Jolly Roger]

This morning went really well... I was a bit scared, ironing my trousers in the nude, but all turned out just fine.

My penis looks healthy now...

[DAVE DEATH]

I remember being in hospital getting circumcised and just about passing out when I saw my bell end the next day. Aiya bastard.

Does that mean my knob is undockable?

[Jolly Roger]

I remember being in hospital getting circumcised and just about passing out when I saw my bell end the next day. Aiya bastard.

Does that mean my knob is undockable?

Why the fuck would you want to be circumcised? "Go on, chop off part of my penis, Doc."

[DAVE DEATH]

I thought it was agood idea at the time.......medical crap when I got whacked in that infernal car crash.....

[Weaver]

Ouch man.

[Jolly Roger]

I thought it was agood idea at the time.......medical crap when I got whacked in that infernal car crash.....

Ah, awroit.. Didn't know anything about an infrnal car crash.

You know that there is a posibility of growing back your foreskin, right? Do it for dock's sake.

Update on my bell end; Fuckin ting looks as good as it was... Heals very quickly.
Has someone here had the experience of ripping that little bit of skin, just under your bell end, after wacking off furiously at the age of 16? That really fooking hurt. Can't even piss without bursting into tears.

[Weaver]

Has someone here had the experience of ripping that little bit of skin, just under your bell end, after wacking off furiously at the age of 16? That really fooking hurt. Can't even piss without bursting into tears.
Lewis from SD probably has after drunkenly wanking off at the waterfront night club.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Why the fuck would you want to be circumcised? "Go on, chop off part of my penis, Doc."
Apparently circumcision reduces the chances of getting AIDS from women. Worthless if you are gay, as your anus lining will be damaged, you will have terrible flatulance AND have AIDS.

[DAVE DEATH]

Yeah well, I prefer the non foreskin like. I asked the doctor to put it in a jar so I could pickle it and stick it on the shelf in my frostbitten cave. Anyway , when I came around after they lopped it off I asked for the surgeon and he said they incinerated it! Cunts. He actually thought I was joking. That sucks.

Jolly Roger- The infernal crash is what happened when I got spasticated. I could walk until my 22nd birthday.......

[wilkins]

Remember, cock touching is still cock touching, whether its a hand, plank of wood, zipper, or mouth! So its all in a days work my boy!

[Jolly Roger]

Yeah well, I prefer the non foreskin like. I asked the doctor to put it in a jar so I could pickle it and stick it on the shelf in my frostbitten cave. Anyway , when I came around after they lopped it off I asked for the surgeon and he said they incinerated it! Cunts. He actually thought I was joking. That sucks.

Jolly Roger- The infernal crash is what happened when I got spasticated. I could walk until my 22nd birthday.......

Alright, didn't know that.

As far as the foreskin incineration part; Eugh.... ask Jon.

[DAVE DEATH]

It's alright man. I can laugh about it now! But still traumatized about the undue incineration of my foreskin though.

[Jolly Roger]

It's alright man. I can laugh about it now! But still traumatized about the undue incineration of my foreskin though.

It sounds real scary... Y'know, when you say it out loud; 'Foreskin on fire'... Sounds like a STD, doesn't it?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Doesn't herpes turn your dick black and make it look all swollen and burnt?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Shit! How did you get a picture of my sister? And that is not her boyfriend.... lol

[Nekro_Von_Gore]

do you have nightmares.?

[Benny Goreskin]

regularly staples his foreskin to his scrotum with a rusty blood duster badge. sopmetimes he even gives it a quick rinse under the tap