[Insert boast about substance consumption]

[Antæos]

You guys are the biggest cocks ever. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DO DRUGS. DIE IN FLAMES.

/thread

[joshthysia]

wow.. aggressive and straight to the point. i like it :emot-danc

[mahullendrive]

word!!!

[tck!]

I semi-agree

it can be funny!

[nubzfromok]

Bravo, sir. Bravo. *soft clap*

[cloudscollide]

Best thread ever. No one cares about how bad you all suck at life. Stop telling us all lame shit about how you are going nowhere...absolutily...nowhere. I don't care how much shit you drank, and what fucked up drug you took 2 seconds before you made a thread.

[mahullendrive]

i liked the part 'die in flames'!
quite specific haha!!!

[encore]

i skip right over those threads.

[Holy_Reality]

oh, shut the hell up
you dont have to read the thread.
GTFO

[teh Mazn]

yeah really. if you think it's stupid, don't read it. it's that simple. quit your whining.

oh, and fuck straight edge.

[tck!]

yeah really. if you think it's stupid, don't read it. it's that simple. quit your whining.

oh, and fuck straight edge.

DUDE! ONE MORE POST!

[Savior]

I semi-agree

it can be funny!

[Terror]

if you smoke, then smoke
if you drink, then drink
if you do heroine, then by all mean's inject that shit

just stop trying to sound cool over the internet, nobody give's a fuck

[M. Diddy Oien]

i was just trying to have fun. loosen up you tight asses. i didn't think it was that big of a fucking deal. and it's not like i was fucking bragging about it. i always make retarded threads. that was one of them.

[KaffeinE]

yeah really. if you think it's stupid, don't read it. it's that simple. quit your whining.

oh, and fuck straight edge.

[teh Mazn]

cuz i'm.....























xxXxXXXSTRAIGHT FUCKIN' EDGEXXXxXxx

[Terror]

im by no means straight edge, but if that's someones choice, then good for them. but to make your name "xfckstr8edge" you are obviously a lifeless faggot

[teh Mazn]

HAHAHA because i have very personal reasons for disliking straight edgers i'm a lifeless faggot? know what the hell you're talking about, then come back an try to post something of substance.

[M. Diddy Oien]

^thats coming from someone with the name Terror. at least he was original and came up with something. you probably just copied the retarded fucking band.

[Terror]

HAHAHA because i have very personal reasons for disliking straight edgers i'm a lifeless faggot? know what the hell you're talking about, then come back an try to post something of substance.

im sure you have a great reason :limpwrist

[Terror]

^thats coming from someone with the name Terror. at least he was original and came up with something. you probably just copied the retarded fucking band.

my name's got nothing to do with the band

[M. Diddy Oien]

then it sure is fucking original.

[Terror]

then it sure is fucking original.

My name's Terry, i just picked up the nickname in HS

[M. Diddy Oien]

Nice to meet you Terry. my name is STFU!!!!1

[Antæos]

God, you brainless wastes!!! Your mothers should have swallowed!!!

If it the whole "you could just not read it" thing applied, NONE OF YOU (!!!!!!) would EVER call people "n00bz" or be ridiculous pricks, making nonsensical, moronic replies for the sheer sake of it. So cut that bullshit out and acknowledge the fact that you're stupid, unbearable, unfunny fucktards.

And since I'm in that good of an e-mood, I feel I must comment on this:

HAHAHA because i have very personal reasons for disliking straight edgers i'm a lifeless faggot? know what the hell you're talking about, then come back an try to post something of substance.

Coming from a redneck, right-wing dumbass that NEVER, EVER has posted ANYTHING of even remote substance, this statement couldn't be further from importance even if thought out specifically for that purpose. xfuckstr8edge, you're a moron. You're a fucking dumbass. You do NOTHING constructive; you even have the audacity to create several thread about people you (referring with "we", because you obviously represent the majority of this board) want banned. I really hope gremlins gnaw through your modem at one point and your job at UPS just doesn't cut it for getting back online. This is to you:

http://www.orlyowl.com/haha.jpg

(I'm just kidding because I'm bored, by the way)

[M. Diddy Oien]

its nice to vent every now and then. i understand.

[Bradford]

im by no means straight edge, but if that's someones choice, then good for them. but to make your name "xfckstr8edge" you are obviously a lifeless faggot

you like terror, therefore you are a lifeless faggot. cock face.


T & A my friends, T & A

[M. Diddy Oien]

tits and ass?

[Bradford]

yes sir.

[M. Diddy Oien]

shit yeah homeslice.

[Terror]

you like terror, therefore you are a lifeless faggot. cock face.


T & A my friends, T & A

ha ha, i actually don't like terror, thanks

[asthesunsets]

ha, way to mayke em look like an ass.

[Savior]

Not to mention he said the name wasn't based off of Terror before Brad even made that post. WTG Brad.

[Unsung]

lol, you guy's will all love Terror, he's FSU

[Savior]

HAHAHAHA, oh fucking god.

[little_beaner]

Wait....isnt FSU that laughable, piece of shit straightedge group that like to start fights w/ people and make themselves look like idiotic, pretentious cocksuckers in the news?

[teh Mazn]

God, you brainless wastes!!! Your mothers should have swallowed!!!

If it the whole "you could just not read it" thing applied, NONE OF YOU (!!!!!!) would EVER call people "n00bz" or be ridiculous pricks, making nonsensical, moronic replies for the sheer sake of it. So cut that bullshit out and acknowledge the fact that you're stupid, unbearable, unfunny fucktards.

And since I'm in that good of an e-mood, I feel I must comment on this:



Coming from a redneck, right-wing dumbass that NEVER, EVER has posted ANYTHING of even remote substance, this statement couldn't be further from importance even if thought out specifically for that purpose. xfuckstr8edge, you're a moron. You're a fucking dumbass. You do NOTHING constructive; you even have the audacity to create several thread about people you (referring with "we", because you obviously represent the majority of this board) want banned. I really hope gremlins gnaw through your modem at one point and your job at UPS just doesn't cut it for getting back online. This is to you:

http://www.orlyowl.com/haha.jpg

(I'm just kidding because I'm bored, by the way)

i was hoping you were kidding because that was really mean.....:(

i'm not a redneck nor am i right wing! haha. i was born in boston and i refuse to call my self republican OR democrat.

oh yeah. i work at FEDEX not UPS.

ya jerk! :emot-cryi

[internalxaffairs]

WOW

After reading this thread I immediately just put my dick in my brother's ass. WTF?

[Gordy]

WOW

After reading this thread I immediately just put my dick in my brother's ass. WTF?

LOL, and how apt, considering your name is "internalaffairs."

Btw, "Die in Flames" sounds like a perfect name for a generic metalcore outfit.

[Antæos]

Trolling the internet at 4 AM is interesting. :D

[M. Diddy Oien]

word

[Sudden Intoxication]

WOW

After reading this thread I immediately just put my dick in my brother's ass. WTF?

fucking genius
going in the sig

[mahullendrive]

fuckedge dude whatever your name is!
im interestedin why you hate edge kids?? im guessin it cud be some hate edge asshole.
im sxe and hate the whole edge thing and trust im no asshole about people who drink i have loads of friends who do. But i always say something if they use it as an excuse to act an asshole (ie the guy who made a thread about drinkin and then lookin for fights) i hate ethat shit.
put us in the light why u hate them??!

[prayerforazazelandme]

fuckedge dude whatever your name is!
im interestedin why you hate edge kids?? im guessin it cud be some hate edge asshole.
im sxe and hate the whole edge thing and trust im no asshole about people who drink i have loads of friends who do. But i always say something if they use it as an excuse to act an asshole (ie the guy who made a thread about drinkin and then lookin for fights) i hate ethat shit.
put us in the light why u hate them??!

Yeah Mason, why do you hate edge kids. I'm just curious, cause although I'm edge, I know plenty of faggoty edge kids who seem to think it's this all important thing that they make a decision not to drink or do drugs. But you seem cool enough to differentiate between faggoty edge kids, and normal edge kids, the same way I would differentiate between drinking faggoty fuck assholes, and normal casual drinking fellows.

[mahullendrive]

yeh hate is a heavy word and generalisation sucks!!
and prayer for cleansing all fags cos they where all edge (vegan also) and half of BTBAM is edge too im pretty sure!!

[teh Mazn]

well, as you guys can tell, i do have a pretty level head about shit in general and i don't blindly hate everyone that is edge. i'm not gonna blab on about why i think edge is unnecessary because that's been done 1,000 times and you're gonna do what you're gonna do no matter what - the same way i'm gonna drink and smoke if i want to.....you get what i'm saying.

anyway, i guess it's a personal thing and i guess one bad apple ruins the whole bunch. some buddies of my old band were in a band called OVER IT. they were playing a large show in which there were quite a few straightedge kids in the audience. they were carrying on playing their music and having beers on stage - normal for them and really a lot of bands. now these guys are really nice and peaceful fellows, but after the show, a bunch of edge faggots decided that they would take it upon themselves to beat the fucking shit out of the band members for drinking on stage. these guys are great dudes and they don't deserve this and neither does anyone else whom this has happened to. it's total fucking bullshit and i have held a grudge against the straightedge community ever since. this shit happens all the time too. fucking "crews" picking on kids in the pit and purposely punching kids in the face. why would you even want to associate yourself with people like that, that are even remotely associated with the organization you promote? these kinds of people are what edge IS. of course there are people that are not militant straightedgers. i have PLENTY of friends that claim edge and that don't give me shit for anything. in fact, it's never even brought up unless someone makes a joke either way. i don't fuck with them about it they don't fuck with me about it. i also have friends that used to claim edge but grew up a little bit and realized what XXX has turned into - TOTAL BULLSHIT. call yourself a vegan, call yourself a vegetarian, call yourself drug-free, but don't call yourself straightedge.

look. this might seem farfetched to some of you, but it's a decent analogy. the ku klux klan started as a group to simply unite anyone of the aryan race that was also a christian. there were some vigilantes and complete bumfuck asshole rednecks that let it get out of hand and led rallies promoting violence against blacks, mexicans, and any other race that wasn't aryan. so because of all of these haneous crimes, the KKK name was tarnished forever because of a few fucking dumbasses. so if i'm white, believe in jesus, and don't believe in interracial relationships, does that mean i should join the KKK? NO. what once was a peaceful organization of people who shared common interests turned into a hate group, which is what straightedge is turning into now. straightedge used to mean loving people and loving one's self, but now it has been turned into a full blown hate group. kill people that drink alcohol! BRING BACK PROHIBITION and burn down stores that sell alcohol! i mean dude, if this isn't a parallel of some kind i don't know what is. edge hasn't even reached the height of its hatred yet either. how many kids have to die at shows because they want a beer - a beverage that has been consumed by the entire world for hundreds of years? we're not tlaking about getting made fun of or slapped around a little bit, we're tlaking GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE. for drinking a beer. how many kids at shows have been MURDERED because they WEREN'T smoking a cigarette?

and then you have these bands that support beating the shit out of anyone who is drinking alcohol or smoking a cigarette. i don't even think i need to rant about these pathetic, worthless excuses for musicians.

i could really rant on for pages about this crap, but i think you get the general idea of my stance on it all. if you want to be straightedge, whatever. that's your prerogative. swing at me at a show and i'll beat your ass, put my cigarette out on your face, pour beer in your eyes, and claim self defence because i was hit first. be drugfree. that's a smart thing to do. but don't be straightedge. be a fucking individual.

[pale666]

well, as you guys can tell, i do have a pretty level head about shit in general and i don't blindly hate everyone that is edge. i'm not gonna blab on about why i think edge is unnecessary because that's been done 1,000 times and you're gonna do what you're gonna do no matter what - the same way i'm gonna drink and smoke if i want to.....you get what i'm saying.

anyway, i guess it's a personal thing and i guess one bad apple ruins the whole bunch. some buddies of my old band were in a band called OVER IT. they were playing a large show in which there were quite a few straightedge kids in the audience. they were carrying on playing their music and having beers on stage - normal for them and really a lot of bands. now these guys are really nice and peaceful fellows, but after the show, a bunch of edge faggots decided that they would take it upon themselves to beat the fucking shit out of the band members for drinking on stage. these guys are great dudes and they don't deserve this and neither does anyone else whom this has happened to. it's total fucking bullshit and i have held a grudge against the straightedge community ever since. this shit happens all the time too. fucking "crews" picking on kids in the pit and purposely punching kids in the face. why would you even want to associate yourself with people like that, that are even remotely associated with the organization you promote? these kinds of people are what edge IS. of course there are people that are not militant straightedgers. i have PLENTY of friends that claim edge and that don't give me shit for anything. in fact, it's never even brought up unless someone makes a joke either way. i don't fuck with them about it they don't fuck with me about it. i also have friends that used to claim edge but grew up a little bit and realized what XXX has turned into - TOTAL BULLSHIT. call yourself a vegan, call yourself a vegetarian, call yourself drug-free, but don't call yourself straightedge.

look. this might seem farfetched to some of you, but it's a decent analogy. the ku klux klan started as a group to simply unite anyone of the aryan race that was also a christian. there were some vigilantes and complete bumfuck asshole rednecks that let it get out of hand and led rallies promoting violence against blacks, mexicans, and any other race that wasn't aryan. so because of all of these haneous crimes, the KKK name was tarnished forever because of a few fucking dumbasses. so if i'm white, believe in jesus, and don't believe in interracial relationships, does that mean i should join the KKK? NO. what once was a peaceful organization of people who shared common interests turned into a hate group, which is what straightedge is turning into now. straightedge used to mean loving people and loving one's self, but now it has been turned into a full blown hate group. kill people that drink alcohol! BRING BACK PROHIBITION and burn down stores that sell alcohol! i mean dude, if this isn't a parallel of some kind i don't know what is. edge hasn't even reached the height of its hatred yet either. how many kids have to die at shows because they want a beer - a beverage that has been consumed by the entire world for hundreds of years? we're not tlaking about getting made fun of or slapped around a little bit, we're tlaking GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE. for drinking a beer. how many kids at shows have been MURDERED because they WEREN'T smoking a cigarette?

and then you have these bands that support beating the shit out of anyone who is drinking alcohol or smoking a cigarette. i don't even think i need to rant about these pathetic, worthless excuses for musicians.

i could really rant on for pages about this crap, but i think you get the general idea of my stance on it all. if you want to be straightedge, whatever. that's your prerogative. swing at me at a show and i'll beat your ass, put my cigarette out on your face, pour beer in your eyes, and claim self defence because i was hit first. be drugfree. that's a smart thing to do. but don't be straightedge. be a fucking individual.

also...
see www.myspace.com/xstickermanx

If that doesn't turn you against prohibition I don't know what will. He's so fucking homo-erotically heavy that actually reading his 100% seriousness blabber on his page makes you want to chug a beer, chain smoke and then fuck a slut instantaneously (even if you are edge). haha

[Adagio]

Perhaps abstaining from alcohol/drugs/pre-marital sex should not always be considered "straight-edge". I appreciate that Mason is condoning the violence, and beat-downs that are associated with some straight-edge groups/gangs, but I don't think the general concept should be attacked.

[Jotun]

The general concept is to be drug/poison/whatthefuckever free. You can do that without drawing on yourself with markers and throwing a black bandana in your back pocket, omfg!

[teh Mazn]

Perhaps abstaining from alcohol/drugs/pre-marital sex should not always be considered "straight-edge". I appreciate that Mason is **NOT** condoning the violence, and beat-downs that are associated with some straight-edge groups/gangs, but I don't think the general concept should be attacked.


**corrected**

and i'm not attacking the general concept, i am saying it's a good concept. i'm attacking straightedge. there is a difference.

[Adagio]

Woops, condone isn't the word I wanted to use, haha. I was trying to say that you are attacking the violence. Thanks for correcting that.

**corrected**

and i'm not attacking the general concept, i am saying it's a good concept. i'm attacking straightedge. there is a difference.

Good :). As I said, people who abstain from these things should not be immediately labeled as straight-edge, and seen as people who beat down kids at shows. Unfortunately I saw this same stereotype on Geraldo Rivera; dissappointing.

[teh Mazn]

lol@you for watching geraldo.

hahaha that guy is so funny looking

[Adagio]

Dude Fox News is the shit. Fuck that CNN liberal-biased bullshit. Though I prefer Hannity and Colmes, as Geraldo is not too enjoyable to look at :(.

[teh Mazn]

haha i enjoy fox news moreso than cnn, but they're all full of propaganda.


hannity and colmes is a great show though.

greta van susteren is fucking ugly.

[Adagio]

Some of those Anchors bro :emot-yum:

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/sf/a/images/Kimberly.Guilfoyle.Newsom.photo.jpg

Kimberly Guilfoyle. I'd hit it.

[teh Mazn]

dude.....all i gotta say is LAURIE DHUE

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,1228,00.html

[T3h Effing Broom]

yeah really. if you think it's stupid, don't read it. it's that simple. quit your whining.

oh, and fuck straight edge.

Fuck the ass in your av is what you meant!

[Adagio]

dude.....all i gotta say is LAURIE DHUE

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,1228,00.html

Haha I was actually looking in the Fox bios to find some of them! I didn't know their names. There's plenty, and they should be running most of the programs. Only if women had the ability to form rational opinions and debate with many others upon them.

[teh Mazn]

ya rly.

my dad has laurie dhue as his background. hahahah

[Shawn]

You guys are the biggest cocks ever. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DO DRUGS. DIE IN FLAMES.

/thread

[teh Mazn]

if only that were actually true.....

stfu, shawn.

[tizzod]

now thats a substance story.Mother Fuckers !!

[Shawn]

what none of you guys realize, is that going online all like "omfg I juzt sm0ked teh biggest b0wl while shooting the heroine and drinking 3 pints in a minute" is the same as going online and being like "STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE!!!!1111one"

they are both equally retarded.

[teh Mazn]

true in a way. saying your straight edge means that you are looking down upon what other people are doing (getting fucked up). saying "omfg liek i r teh druuuunk lol" just means "hey. i'm drunk."

straight edge is an organization of drug free people. it is not the basis of beliefs for drug free people.

i was just gonna post this^
but i'll post this instead.

i don't think anyone is disputing that those "i am so fucked up" threadsd aren't retarded. they're just fun.

[Shawn]

true in a way. saying your straight edge means that you are looking down upon what other people are doing (getting fucked up). saying "omfg liek i r teh druuuunk lol" just means "hey. i'm drunk."

straight edge is an organization of drug free people. it is not the basis of beliefs for drug free people.

i was just gonna post this^
but i'll post this instead.

i don't think anyone is disputing that those "i am so fucked up" threadsd aren't retarded. they're just fun.
what you just said made no sense at all


saying you're straight edge is the same as saying "i dont drink/smoke/do drugs" just the same as saying "i'm drunk" is saying "i'm drunk".

You don't have to look down on people for being one or the other. Thats the problem with everyone here. The people that do shit will bitch at someone for not doing shit. You know all those dare things where the cops would be like "you don't have to do drugs to be cool"? well if this were a sample of the world, then they'd be wrong.


you know what I did tonight? I had a bonfire with about 20 of my friends. Some of them smoked, some of them drank, but I garauntee that we all had an equal amount of fun. Shouldn't that be all that matters?


Apparantly not, because there are retards on both ends.

[teh Mazn]

how many times do i have to tell you to read an entire thread before you post.

you obviously don't understand my point and you are obviously CLUELESS.

straightedge does not = people that are drug free

straightedge is a different lifestyle choice made by a person who claims to be drug free. straightedge should not and is not in my eyes on the same level as someone who just says "i am drug free." they DO NOT go hand in hand. until you realize this, you fail.

[BZM]

when this topic comes up, everyone loses.

[teh Mazn]

well when you have to explain things like this that should be blatantly obvious to anyone with decent reading comprehension skills, it goes from productive to SUCK.

[Shawn]

and what about you mason?


you go from someone talking about how annoying it is to read threads about people gettin fucked up on whatever to

"omfga09z8rasrorozr00zrz fuck3 gh23r tsh3 dtaright egd3z0r"

I can only assume you made all those typos, because whenever I hear someone say "fuck straight edge" they sound just as retarded as the "STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE" kids.

[pale666]

OK this is thread reminds me of dog shit. It starts off all sweet and smooth, then it get's all hard and stale, then turns white.

[teh Mazn]

and what about you mason?


you go from someone talking about how annoying it is to read threads about people gettin fucked up on whatever to

"omfga09z8rasrorozr00zrz fuck3 gh23r tsh3 dtaright egd3z0r"

I can only assume you made all those typos, because whenever I hear someone say "fuck straight edge" they sound just as retarded as the "STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE" kids.


holy fucking shit shawn, you have just hit a new low.

I DIDN'T MAKE THE THREAD ABOUT SAYING THE "i'm drunk as piss" THREADS WERE STUPID. i even said that they are fun when you are fucked up, you dolt.

and xfckstr8edge used to me my AIM screen name. that's why it's my username - because at the time, it was also my SN. it's not typos, it's shortened verions of the actual words. the X is meant to be IRONY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! god damn dude.

[bobbydanger]

The general concept is to be drug/poison/whatthefuckever free. You can do that without drawing on yourself with markers and throwing a black bandana in your back pocket, omfg!


hahaha so true so true

[DillingerEscapePlan]

1. Edge kids making fun/beating up drinkers is the same as drinkers getting mad at kids for not drinking. Both are retarded.
2. I've never drawn on myself with a marker or had a bandana in my pocket.
3. Saying your straight edge does not mean that you are looking down upon what other people are doing.

[Scrote]

1. You're all gay.
2. Shut the fuck up.
3. Lol.