Buckfast

[industrocyberbot23]

Drink it loud, drink it proud.

Buckfast is the daddy of all boozeaholics beveridges.

You must drink the fast.

If you're well up for it, try new Buck Daniels. A faster way to smashedbekistan has not yet been discovered.

I'm getting a bucky bottle tonight, for the 3rd night in a row. Something to do with this crazy weather we're getting just forces me to get pisabled and obnoxious.

Dave Death, you better agree with this thread or Lanarkshire's finest brigade will be round to sort you right out.

Anyway, Buckfast, Scissorfight and Slayer pretty much sums up my plans for this evening.

[Benny Goreskin]

son i cant wait to crash at yours after the Glasgow show wiv all the bucky, weed and more mans gettin murdered right outside your backdoor!

[industrocyberbot23]

Ooops forgot to tell you I'm off the smokes mate!! And that means the puff as well cause I'd hate to get back on the fags.

I'm not opposed to a pipe now and again, but I don't buy it. I don't think I can afford to get the bukky in for you lot cause it's a week before payday now, but you know you can buy it and bring it in. I've got 40 Kronenberg 1664 for you to get down your necks though hope that'll do!!

[Benny Goreskin]

Course u aint payin bruv! Fuck, we'll hook that shit up innit!!!!
You just supply the people that get murdered to death near your house & we'll bring a stupid amount of shite ta get u and Lorna mashed up proper!!!!!!

[Lew Man]

I love buckfast, i could bath in the stuff and down it after, i love it that much!

[Benny Goreskin]

Lew bruv, I think you should do that. Yes.
We'll film it and stick it on the DVD!

[wilkins]

Yes yes yes! I have a bath!

[industrocyberbot23]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sticky

[DAVE DEATH]

Buckfast: Milk of the Gods that is son. I used to partake heavily with said beverage, but haven't touched a drop in six years or so. Good shit, but you gotta eat or :toilet: !!!! Guinness is the one for me now :hbang32en , I'm not as hardcore with the drink now like. Used to be quite bad- so many great times and so many bad ones...........
I'll be having a drink tomorrow at the show like, can't fucking wait, should be crushing. IWILL recognise Tim now though after that last fiasco at the MACABRE gig when I spoke to him and never clicked it was him :bonk: !!!!
I've got a few mates coming down as well- my right hand man known only as "The Sarge" and two grim frostbittten 18 year old mates known as Web Of Piss and Hordalengen. I took the young fresh meat especially for you to corrupt Wilson, so you better dock the cunts........

If you cunts play Aberdeen and need a place to crash, then my doors are open for you cunts to crash if need be. Not that you'll be playing there like but the offer stands anyway. A lot easier now the wife has fucked off, she's moved out today.......
So I'm the cunt with the MACC LADS t-shirt on who looks like a cunt.

Fuck cunt wank shit, mine's a pint o' Guinness, fuck cunt wankshit mine's a pint o' Bass, fuck cunt wank shit mine's a pint o' Guinness and another pint of Guinness if it's in a dirty glass..........................

[Jolly Roger]

Jesus ucking Christ, Dave.
HAILS.

Oh, and Candy... Make sure you're over when Patrick and I get to London again. Life after that will never be the same again, will it.

[industrocyberbot23]

Micky boy, make sure you and Pat are in London on the 29th July and Lorna and me will be sure to show you a good time!!!! The wee fook off to Hamburg, and then Wacken. Yay!

[Jolly Roger]

Awroit, I might be at Wacken too... 29th of July won't work for me.. Got dental surgery then... Love it.

[industrocyberbot23]

Well son, my stag night is in the dam next year so you should definately come out to that one! Hope you can make it to Wacken, that would be awesome. At the moment it's just me and the missus heading out ourselves!!

[Jolly Roger]

Well son, my stag night is in the dam next year so you should definately come out to that one! Hope you can make it to Wacken, that would be awesome. At the moment it's just me and the missus heading out ourselves!!

Well, the stag night I will most definately make.

I'm trying to make some plans to come over to the UK too, cuz me and my girl are having a fight, so might as well cancel all my other summer holiday plans and cross the North sea.

We'll keep contact. I'll make sure we got eachothers tel. nr.'s so we can get in contact at Wacken and get absolutely howling and miss all the shite bands.

[boudie]

Candy baby! Lets get to the Wacken International Golf Course and stay there allnight with some Buckfast crates.

You still using the same mobile number? Give you a call when we're in ze Zjurmenny!

[industrocyberbot23]

Yeah, I've got a new phone but it's the same number!! Send me your dirty pictures!

[boudie]

Hear hear!

[Jolly Roger]

Hear what, though?