Catman lives!!!

[industrocyberbot23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrctdZ3h6zo&search=catman%20greenock

or go to youtube and do a search for Catman, and Greenock.

I think Gorerotted should try and capture him and use him for live shows!!!

[Benny Goreskin]

I thought it was gonna be that guy that's had all the surgery and tattooing to make himself into a tiger, not some burned guy lying on the ground holding a dead fish.

[industrocyberbot23]

It's a rat!! He lives in a sewage pipe and catches rats to eat. Apparantley he was battered by the local fuzz some time ago, got brain damage, and now lives a "cat" although he's clearly not the sense of one. He's way cooler than some self made freak.

On a Greenock forum some guy claims to have fed him 30 packets of 10p crisps and a rolls n chips n gravy. It could all be a hoax mind. I love the line about social services taking him in but were unable to cure him so they just let him go!!! Gotta love the responsible Social Workers this country has.

[DAVE DEATH]

It was even funnier hearing the Glaswegian chav, I mean chap saying "Av nae food for ye Ratman.....!" and "Ratman, how'd you end up like this man....!!!!" Talking like the guy with the Rat even knows he's called Ratman!! Fucking excellent!!!!