What kind of super powers do the guys from Gorerotted have?

[Whee of the Dead]

I imagine at least 2 of the members can fly.

[Weaver]

lol

[industrocyberbot23]

Wilson has the ability to turn any man gay.

Jon has the ability to turn any substance into something he can get a dunt from.

Ben can disembowel people with a stare.

Mat can heaadbang his way through any substance known to man.

Tim can unleash his dreads up to 60 ft away with devasting results ranging from Indiana Jones style whip to strangling folk.


And I can unleash pure chemical warfare simply by eating a kebab or curry 8 hours earlier.

[Jolly Roger]

Yes, and the following:

-Ben is really the worlds best hairdresser.
-Tim has the amazing power of instantly dropping to te floor and clutching to peoples legs, never to let go.
-Matthew is really Superman, but no one knows.
-Jon has the amazing power of being the worst person in the world, which is really something.
-Wilson has the ability to turn any man gay! Really! ANY man. He might even turn gay men into VERY gay men... like...


I seem to have the power of having a major hangover...God, I hate me!

[Benny Goreskin]

I can stick my tongue up my nose

[Jolly Roger]

I can stick my tongue up anywhere...

[pathologe]

Wilson has shaolin powers, wich means he can concentrate all his energy to his ass so that he doesn`t feel any pain there.

[pathologe]

He also has the power to widen his asshole so that it can be penetrated by 5 cocks at once.

He has the power to grow 4 extra arms, so that he can touch six cocks at once.

He has the power to make his neck grow longer, so he can suck his own cock.

And he has the power to make his penis grow very long, so that he can buttfuck himself.

[wilkins]

All of the above are true, apart from making my own cock big, that is folly!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Does Wilson have the power to increase the size of a horse's phallus to such an extent that it can block tunnels?