The funniest thing happened to me this morning...

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

But anal penetration is dangerous. It is just as dangerous as anal stretching. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stretching)

[Jolly Roger]

maybe he likes anal penetration.... kind of explains why he gets on so well with Gorerotted...


That's it...

Funny thing now is that whenever I'm naked in my girls gaff, she tries to stuff magic wands up my arse... I told her not to do so, because it was a 'once-in-a-lifetime' experience, a far as I'm concerned. She doesn't agree, and want my arse to be one 'Merry Melody'...

I will kepp you all updated.

[DAVE DEATH]

Paul Daniels fuckin swears by it. Is your bird as fit as Debbie?

[Jolly Roger]

No, my girl's much fitter.

Although Debbie looks like a proper MILF.

[DAVE DEATH]

Fuck she must be fit to beat Debbie. Do you reckon she applies the "magic wand trick" on Paul?

[Jolly Roger]

Fuck she must be fit to beat Debbie. Do you reckon she applies the "magic wand trick" on Paul?

I think Debbie is well up for it, yo.
She looks like a little vixen!

[DAVE DEATH]

Yeah, a fucking vixen roadkill..........