The "I have a giant dick thread".

[Hoovooloo]

So as to not clutter up the other threads, I've started this one for people to ask questions about what it's like to have a massive dong in. It's almost as big as my ego.

[Scrote]

Both my e-penis and also my real penis are bigger than yours.

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[Orkestra]

my e-penis is as small as my real penis

[T3h Effing Broom]

I'm a member of the large member thread.

[Bradford]

I'm a member of the large member thread.


via internet

[vegasaint]

Most of you have already seen my shwantz.

[cannibaL.]

my shlong is as big as shaq.

[Bradford]

Most of you have already seen my shwantz.


unfortunately that's true :2gunsfiri

[\m/]

giant dick thread eh?

well then...

I present to you:The Black Swords of Africa (http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=28402&type=1&page=2)

for those who havn't seen that.

[The Stinging Rain]

those are clearly not real.

[skin_blanketed]

I would say that my scholng is perfectly average. When i present it to people there is no shock value...just "oh, that's a p33n."

[Manwë]

I would say that my scholng is perfectly average. When i present it to people there is no shock value...just "oh, that's a p33n."

Hahaha. Seconded.

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

jesus fucking christ

[!WaR]

herm...

[preech]

penis penis penis. :banana:

[bobbydanger]

pics or it's not true

[KaffeinE]

i'm about average.

[nubzfromok]

Hm... a thread about dicks.
I never saw it coming.

[KaffeinE]

I'd fuck Paul. I think our personalities would be like magnets in a world of unaligned electrons.

[!WaR]

yes...mad electrons.

[nubzfromok]

Is this the reencarnation (sp?) of the "Which BTBAM member I'd fuck thread"?

[KaffeinE]

it is now.

[nubzfromok]

I call Dan, just because.

[encore]

are there ANY females on this board?

[preech]

GAY :emot-blah

[nubzfromok]

Not that I know of.

[Sudden Intoxication]

I'd fuck Paul. I think our personalities would be like magnets in a world of unaligned electrons.

hahaha you're the shit :emot-LOL: :emot-danc

[Hoovooloo]

Well, this was supposed to be a parody of fuckfaces perfect pitch thread, but all of you people's latent homosexual tendencies hijacked it.

[KaffeinE]

*chuckles like an arrogant asshole*

i think this is the first thread i've ever hijacked.

[BZM]

My penis is merely average in size.

However, 10 bucks says that even if the people in the thread claiming to have massive penii are telling the truth, then said penii probably have the density and hardness of the logs of equal or greater length that I frequently drop in the toilet. My soldier curves fiercely towards the sky and I could probably puncture a woman's forehead with it.

[Shawn]

hahaha what he said.


though I'm not gonna lie... a couple summers ago I was getting mad sex (a few times a day) and in a matter of 2 weeks I grew about an inch and a half or more, and got like twice as thick. Until I stopped having sex that often I was the proud owner of a huge dick.


<3 insane hormone increases.

[!WaR]

hahaha...i don't know why this thread reminds me of my homeboy telling me that asian brohems have baby dicks, and he's going to claim their women as his own, he feels pity for them.

[Hoovooloo]

Claiming an entire race's women on a whim is mawnwnawly as fuck.

[!WaR]

yeah...he's a big MAWnAWNNNLy biatch.

[Savior]

This thread is really, really gay.

[!WaR]

you killed it. phag.

[Uniden]

This thread is really, really gay.

[Hoovooloo]

Wasn't intended to be.

[Uniden]

Yeah, I laughed when I read the title, as I knew exactly what it was going to be.

[Savior]

Wasn't intended to be.
It's okay, sometimes we can't stop the forum's gay juggernauts from stampeding their homosexuality through threads.

[Shawn]

are you a fucking ass? Do you NOT know who I am?


He must not know who I am...













I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

[Savior]

hahahahahaha.

[*RBD*]

comb yo beard i dont hear that shit!

CHARLES NOOOO!!!

[Shawn]

I'ma hitchoo witcho own pimp.

[Uniden]

See these people? They will all marvel at my behemoth dick.

-xfckstr8edge

[Hoovooloo]

No wai.

[Obswalq]

My dick is big, lol.

[DeathIsIn...]

hi my name is obswalq and i act like im better than everyone else on an internet forum b/c im a mod.

[KaffeinE]

im gonna kill you, then im gonna rape you, then im gonna eat your fuckin costume.

[BZM]

hi my name is obswalq and i act like im better than everyone else on an internet forum b/c im a mod.

you're probably going to pay dearly for that one.

[Obswalq]

hi my name is deathisin and i act like a fucking faggot and everyone on an internet forum hates me because of my homosexuality.

[KaffeinE]

hi my name is obswalq and i act like im better than everyone else on an internet forum b/c im a mod.
hi my name is DeathIsIn... and I act like a troll who doesn't know what an IP is and posts 20 times a day because I have no life.

[DeathIsIn...]

:) keep em coming. nothing hurts worse than when people who dont know me dont like me b/c i act gay on a message board.

[Obswalq]

Fag.

[Hoovooloo]

It's Jesus, lol.

[Jimmy-Jimbo Jampwn3d]

sometimes you just have to sit back, in awe of the utter pointlessness of this board

[burnedalivebytime]

6 inches long , 4.5 inches in girth ...personal enough?

[Heavy Number One]

Here's mine. lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/kill-audio/small_penis.jpg
:emot-want :drool:

[BZM]

anyone who actually measures the exact girth of their penis, like cameron, = insecure as fuck

as if whipping out a tape measurer for the length wasn't bad enough

[burnedalivebytime]

anyone who actually measures the exact girth of their penis, like cameron, = insecure as fuck

as if whipping out a tape measurer for the length wasn't bad enough

ha , actually you're right . i use to be insecure as fuck and depressed as fuck , for about the last 3 years . i started to see a psychologist/psychiatrist about it and got prescribed paxil and now i'm doing great .

[preech]

:) keep em coming. nothing hurts worse than when people who dont know me dont like me b/c i act gay on a message board.
hey man if you are "cool" in your life outside of the "forum" it doesnt show at all in your character.i bet you have alot of issues with looking in the mirror and realizing you were almost on ur dads stomach and bellybutton before your cross dressing mailman of a mom sat on his bulbousy knob......yeah you're real cool outside the "forum"













can you tell im on drugs today...

[bobbydanger]

yeah i can tell you're on drugs.
takes one to know one.
i want to be a juggalo someday.

[teh Mazn]

in case no one caught it, this is making fun of the absolute pitch thread.

[BZM]

in case no one caught it, this is making fun of the absolute pitch thread.

i was probably the first person to notice this. I laughed heartily, but I didn't post about it. I was just waiting for someone to point it out.

Sadly, I had too much faith in this board. This was a slick parody, but it went over most everyones' head, lol.

[Hoovooloo]

My analogy was far too complex I suppose.

[Sudden Intoxication]

you guys are way too smart

my god

[teh Mazn]

why am i not able to post.....

like there's no quick reply thingy at the bottom of the page.

oh and hoovaloo, it was blatantly obvious. haha i don't understand why no one got it.

[preech]

does it matter......i just like making fun of deathisin. i dont even know what having perfect pitch has to do with penis' unless the dude was making fun of the whole perfect pitch claim by saying he has a big penis,in which case wow what a stretch you hillarious guy you.

[Hoovooloo]

oh and hoovaloo, it was blatantly obvious. haha i don't understand why no one got it.

Because my brain, like my dong, is HUGE.

[My Arms Your Hearse]

does it matter......i just like making fun of deathisin. i dont even know what having perfect pitch has to do with penis' unless the dude was making fun of the whole perfect pitch claim by saying he has a big penis,in which case wow what a stretch you hillarious guy you.

or maybe making fun of hte guy for posting the perfect pitch by, even with him stating it he wasnt showing off, you could tell he was anyway.

He basically just copied his entire post and replaced perfect pitch with penis.

[teh Mazn]

or maybe making fun of hte guy for posting the perfect pitch by, even with him stating it he wasnt showing off, you could tell he was anyway.

.


apparently no one cared to read my initial post in that thread.....because everyone's got me all wrong. it's really quite funny how quickly everyone jumps on the bandwagon to flame people once it seems to be the 'funny thing to do' at the time.

[My Arms Your Hearse]

Quote:
Originally Posted by My Arms Your Hearse
or maybe making fun of hte guy for posting the perfect pitch by, even with him stating it he wasnt showing off, you could tell he was anyway.

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apparently no one cared to read my initial post in that thread.....because everyone's got me all wrong. it's really quite funny how quickly everyone jumps on the bandwagon to flame people once it seems to be the 'funny thing to do' at the time.
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[teh Mazn]

oh i thought you were saying that i WAS showing off anyway, even though i said i wasn't. my bad.

[KaffeinE]

Here's mine. lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/kill-audio/small_penis.jpg
:emot-want :drool:
every part of my brain was telling me not to click on that... but i did. i hate myself.

[Orkestra]

Hm... a thread about dicks.
I never saw it coming.

hahah.... Pun'd

[Shawn]

i was probably the first person to notice this. I laughed heartily, but I didn't post about it. I was just waiting for someone to point it out.

Sadly, I had too much faith in this board. This was a slick parody, but it went over most everyones' head, lol.
who DIDN'T catch it?

[Sudden Intoxication]

apparently no one before BZM did :p

[M. Diddy Oien]

god damn this board is soooooooo gay.

[DeathIsIn...]

god damn this board is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay. :suicide:

[M. Diddy Oien]

and you're one of the reasons. douchebag.






*goes and clicks ignore.

[DeathIsIn...]

k.

[The Stinging Rain]

Come on guys, nothing gay about this thread, just some hetero d00dz talking about their dicks.