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Tom Grindethic
04-25-2006, 09:43 AM
Daniel Lowndes
Is entirely renowned
For pinning boys to the ground
With a cheeky grin
He thrusts it in
Till a creamy dribble runs down their chin!
New Crepitation song maybe?
Ode To Pygmy Dan
Oh Danny Boy
Don't act so coy
We all know that you're the keenest,
when it comes to your penis
and stickin it in the ear
of everyone that is near
With leprachaun-like guile
from an angry Danny DeVito,
You spit forth your bile
cause you're just so tr00 and l33t
ok that's pretty shit, but who cares.
Tom Grindethic
04-25-2006, 10:55 AM
This is going to end up like a rap battle only in nursery rhyme style
Excrementor
04-25-2006, 10:58 AM
Oi! This is an insult trading thread, not insulting dan thread you bunch of emodeath loving pansies.
Thomas Bradfield,
his miniscule cock did wield
whilst in the middle of a field
infront of old men he kneeled.
Eeer... yeah. I'll be back when I've spent some time thinking about insulting you with my professional insulting mind switched on.
Tom Grindethic
04-25-2006, 11:13 AM
Dan, your mum's so fat that the Japanese keep trying to make lipstick out of her!
you bunch of emodeath loving pansies
I think you'll find it's Andy that likes Neuraxis.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of carpet burns at birth.
Excrementor
04-26-2006, 09:57 AM
Well... I'm gonna unleash the big one now.
You're gay.
Cannibalistic_Horror
04-26-2006, 01:32 PM
The big one is nothing compared too....
Your momma sucks cocks on TV for free cause your dad's got AIDS!
Jolly Roger
04-26-2006, 03:31 PM
The big one is nothing compared too....
Your momma sucks cocks on TV for free cause your dad's got AIDS!
AC!
Excrementor
04-26-2006, 07:48 PM
Your jokes are funny as AIDS :P
Cannibalistic_Horror
04-27-2006, 03:58 AM
But is AIDS as funny as Shakespeare? (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/) My conclusion is no. But some Shakespearian insults are kind of stupid/amusing.
Tom Grindethic
04-27-2006, 02:24 PM
Your jokes are funny as AIDS :P
But which of the 2 are you most often on the receiving end of?
Excrementor
04-27-2006, 06:05 PM
Shit. I think you've pwn3t me there :(
Cannibalistic_Horror
04-29-2006, 07:04 AM
lol Pwn3d is such a funny word. (http://www.excrementor.justgotowned.com/)
Excrementor
04-29-2006, 08:22 AM
Hahaha classic site!
Jolly Roger
05-03-2006, 09:29 AM
Don't be talkin' about someones mother like that, you fool!
This is why! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQYmrRAxAw0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex% 2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid %3D13410768)
Cannibalistic_Horror
05-05-2006, 09:25 PM
lol Mr T once again proves his superiority over all.
I ain't gett'n on no plane sucka!
Tom Grindethic
05-09-2006, 05:31 AM
http://www.fadtoys.com/mr-t/images/mr-t-audio.jpg
Dan's always dreamt about having Mr T in his pocket!
vilemortis
05-09-2006, 07:56 AM
I was given one of those for my birthday couple years ago!
http://www.fadtoys.com/mr-t/images/mr-t-audio.jpg
Dan's always dreamt about having Mr T in his pocket!
i am so lame that i do actually already own that piece of genius.
generally so i can just tell random people to "shut up foo'" :D
works really well over the tannoy at work too :banana:
Cannibalistic_Horror
05-09-2006, 06:16 PM
One of my friends had one. He used to set it off a lot in class and it was hilarious.
Excrementor
05-09-2006, 06:26 PM
Haha. Tom you always wished you had ME in your pocket! So does Andy.
Excrementor
05-16-2006, 09:33 AM
Haha! I'll have to spend some time and think of a comeback!
Cannibalistic_Horror
05-16-2006, 04:59 PM
How about something to this effect: at least I do not have herpes!
His music has done more damage to the youth of today than syphillis and the Crazy Frog combined?
Cannibalistic_Horror
05-16-2006, 05:20 PM
Or instead a comment about the size of the phallus.
Excrementor
05-16-2006, 08:39 PM
Thomas - your phallus is even smaller than Rushy's!
Excrementor
05-17-2006, 10:16 PM
Covered With Sores!!!
Tom Grindethic
05-19-2006, 07:51 AM
Thomas - your phallus is even smaller than Rushy's!
My wee willy winky is only as small as the time it takes to get the Crepitation sampler working!
Excrementor
05-19-2006, 03:41 PM
Not long at all then since it's an mp3 player and not a sampler! Haha.
Tom Grindethic
05-19-2006, 06:06 PM
Not long at all then since it's an mp3 player and not a sampler! Haha.
It would have taken less time to nip out and buy a sampler in the middle of the gig!
Tom Grindethic
05-19-2006, 06:07 PM
Not long at all then since it's an mp3 player and not a sampler! Haha.
And you've got long hair which makes you a small bean regarder
hah, i heard tales about that Brum gig... samples going off left, right and centre... Paul improvising the 'Equine Phallic...' one :D
kind of makes me a little disappointed to have missed it... then realising it'd have meant going to Birmingham, which makes me feel a little better.
Cannibalistic_Horror
05-20-2006, 06:55 PM
I am also pissed off that I missed it. If I had not had damaged my toe kicking someone in my crappy school shoes I could have gone.
Wound Trauma
10-16-2006, 11:50 AM
LOL, my wife just told me an awsome joke..... How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
.......Pick it up and suck its cock!
:emot-hear
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