new merch available to order online

[Tom Grindethic]

We've got loads of new top quality merch (http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/merch.htm) printed so check out the website for online ordering via Paypal. As well as a couple of shirt designs we've got hoodies and girlies as well.

http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/main_shirt_small.gif http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/hoodie_small.gif http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/strappy_small.gif

[dr0ne]

PLAIN LOGO SHIRTS!!!


Make some :(

[Coma]

w0rd, dr0ney is right...for once.

[Tom Grindethic]

PLAIN LOGO SHIRTS!!!


Make some :(

This is the closest we've got at the moment. Got to be better than the regular plain logo, surely?!?!?

http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/logo_shirt_small.gif

[Coma]

The front is cool, can't tell what's on the back though!

[Tom Grindethic]

The front is cool, can't tell what's on the back though!

"My flesh sticky with the body's corruptions"
http://www.grindethic.co.uk/infected/logo_shirt.gif

[Coma]

Nice. I'll add that to my constantly growing list of shirts I need to get.

[Lew Man]

ding dong. iz also make a purchase on one of those. shame you don't have no MIDGET size's.

[Excrementor]

I got one of the nice colorful ones in fat man size. It's dead nice, cool design too. I think you guys should give me a girlie and I'll wear it onstage for Crep gigs! :D

[Tom Grindethic]

I got one of the nice colorful ones in fat man size. It's dead nice, cool design too. I think you guys should give me a girlie and I'll wear it onstage for Crep gigs! :D

Haha, I'd do anything to see you in a girlie Daniel. It'd have to be pretty strong stitching to hold in that stomach tumour though.

[Excrementor]

Haha you know it! To be honest though mate, I don't think your eyes could stand the enrapturing beauty of the sight of my gut. You'd probably have to poke yourself in the eye again to break the spell.

[Tom Grindethic]

Haha you know it! To be honest though mate, I don't think your eyes could stand the enrapturing beauty of the sight of my gut. You'd probably have to poke yourself in the eye again to break the spell.

That night the eye was fine at the gig and it only starting hurting when you were no longer in view!

[Surt]

i was going to mention how that shirt looked like someone had had a massive ejaculation over the back of it, only for the text to be revealed as "My flesh sticky with the body's corruptions"...
i rest my case.

glad to see a band standing up (erect?) for the silent ejaculating majority.

[Excrementor]

That night the eye was fine at the gig and it only starting hurting when you were no longer in view!

So my gut is a soothing balm to your eyes? :emot-hear

[Tom Grindethic]

So my gut is a soothing balm to your eyes? :emot-hear

more like an unavoidable distraction!

[Excrementor]

Haha. It's a distraction you've developed a strong emotional attachment to though. You've seen it grow from a small buldge to an inescapeably large tumour, and I know you've come to love it as you would one of your own.

[Tom Grindethic]

Haha. It's a distraction you've developed a strong emotional attachment to though. You've seen it grow from a small buldge to an inescapeably large tumour, and I know you've come to love it as you would one of your own.

If that was one of my own I'd take it out into the woods and shoot it.

[Excrementor]

Haha. You're just bitter cos of what it made you do to your eye. If you met in person you'd kiss and make up.

[Tom Grindethic]

Haha. You're just bitter cos of what it made you do to your eye. If you met in person you'd kiss and make up.

You're probably right. I've always been a sucker for gigantic cancerous tumours!

[Excrementor]

:-)

[Surt]

so am i going to have to tip someone a MI5 style nudge/wink on Monday to acquire the wife-beater with the spunked design or should i just rely on my grotesque features belying who i am?

failing that i'll just get Hideous Dan to point me out.

[Tom Grindethic]

so am i going to have to tip someone a MI5 style nudge/wink on Monday to acquire the wife-beater with the spunked design or should i just rely on my grotesque features belying who i am?

failing that i'll just get Hideous Dan to point me out.

You can't choose the wife-beater, the wife beater has to choose you! I'll bring it with me and its meant to be, it'll pick you our of the crowd!

[Surt]

lmao...

i'll get beatin some bitches then in order to beef up my wench-hitting aura :D

[Excrementor]

Paul, you're not man enough to engage in acts of domestic violence.

[Excrementor]

No you won't. You'll buy me a beer on Monday and buy a Crepitation shirt off me.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Which reminds me, is there an age restriction to Scruffy Murphy's? I have been wondering as I have been told by some there is not and by others there is.

[Excrementor]

No, there's no age restriction on getting in - you may not get served booze but there's no problem with getting into the gig at all. Especially as our drummer is putting the gig on, he'll be on the door and he needs your money ;) haha

[Surt]

hah... Lyn might scare the poor kids away... looking like bloody Romper Stomper :D

No you won't. You'll buy me a beer on Monday and buy a Crepitation shirt off me.
Maybe I will, maybe I'll just unscrew your head and shit down the hole :D

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

hah... Lyn might scare the poor kids away... looking like bloody Romper Stomper :D
Sounds good. Romper Stomper is one fucking hilarious film. Now I just need to organise transport and get the money...

[Surt]

heh. Lyn is sound, just he looks... well, unique.

amongst a crowd of death metal shirt-wearing longhaired people at a gig, a braces-wearing skinhead usually in a shirt with "OI!" plastered on the front stands out :D

[Wound Trauma]

Paul, you're not man enough to engage in acts of domestic violence.

Ha your all lame pre-pubescent boys! I think we all know im the only one here with a wife to beat!!!!....ahhh yet another door opens wide to eduardo!

[Wound Trauma]

Im working on a new Infected Disarray shirt design, something in the shape of a plain frontal logo with a cool backprint, i decided to make it white, i like a nice white shirt every now and again.
I need a caption for the bottom of the reverse print, i was thinking something along the lines of.." living through the needle" or "Needle whore" summat like that, suggestions welcome.

anyways check out the design.

Ta

[Wound Trauma]

You're probably right. I've always been a sucker for gigantic cancerous tumours!

To be more exact, a sucker ON gigantic cancerous tumours!

[Tom Grindethic]

Im working on a new Infected Disarray shirt design, something in the shape of a plain frontal logo with a cool backprint, i decided to make it white, i like a nice white shirt every now and again.
I need a caption for the bottom of the reverse print, i was thinking something along the lines of.." living through the needle" or "Needle whore" summat like that, suggestions welcome.

anyways check out the design.

Ta

urgh! hurry up and buy the shirts everyone so we can expand the Infected Disarray clothing range!

[Excrementor]

I'm still waiting for my skinny Thomas.

[Tom Grindethic]

I'm still waiting for my skinny Thomas.

I brought the skinny to the Brum gig for you but when it saw you expose the tumour, it refused to get out of the bag. Later in the night when my back was turned it hurled itself in front of a passing bus.

[Excrementor]

Haha. I guess at least it had led an adventerous life! So when can we expect Infected Disarray thongs and soap?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

So when can we expect Infected Disarray thongs and soap?
Good point. I am fed up of normal soap. It cannot get out the blood stains. And Infected Disarray thongs would look damned hot on a girl with huge tits, long black hair and who is ready to fuck.

[Tom Grindethic]

Good point. I am fed up of normal soap. It cannot get out the blood stains. And Infected Disarray thongs would look damned hot on a girl with huge tits, long black hair and who is ready to fuck.

I think an Infected Disarray thong would look even better on a 28st beast who's only ever used the Infected Disarray soap! Hmmmmmmmmmm, crab paste!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I would prefer not to think of that. THere was once someone in my year at school (who has now been expelled) who was 28stone when they were 13. I would hate to see anyone over 16 stone in a thong.

[Surt]

what the fuck?

did they use to roll to school?

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

lol No, he came via bus. But this guy was a serious asshole. He was a chavvy fat shit who used to get his homies to insult my friends and I.