PDA

View Full Version : 100% Anti-Emo


zombieflesh
04-17-2006, 07:26 PM
We fucking hate Emo music! Is it just me, or are Emo bands starting to have a black metal look to them too. They're starting to wear facepaint, vampire teeth, and leather. Emo music and blackmetal will converge at some point i'm sure.....haha

post your shit talk here! Fuck those whiny ass bitches! Fuck MTV !!!
:lol:

InvoluntarySlaughter
04-17-2006, 07:31 PM
Yeah, I pretty much hate those fuckin' puss bags too. Bastards.

Cannibalistic_Horror
04-17-2006, 08:37 PM
Emos are fucking faggots. I hate them. They do nothing but complain. And they will never combine with black metal. THey are too fucking politically correct and ignorant of Satanism (and therefore fearful of it) that they will never be able to accept black metal.

zombieflesh
04-18-2006, 02:00 AM
nice - well put friend

this_is_my_reality
04-19-2006, 11:41 AM
Emos are fucking faggots. I hate them. They do nothing but complain. And they will never combine with black metal. THey are too fucking politically correct and ignorant of Satanism (and therefore fearful of it) that they will never be able to accept black metal.
:emot-blin
Truth

Silence Is Deafening
04-19-2006, 09:12 PM
Emo is nothing but a stupid fad like nu-metal was, it'll be gone in a few years.. hopefully.
Emos are fucking faggots. I hate them. They do nothing but complain. And they will never combine with black metal. THey are too fucking politically correct and ignorant of Satanism (and therefore fearful of it) that they will never be able to accept black metal.
The truth! :)

Crucified Coma
04-20-2006, 03:59 AM
<3 emo <3

zombieflesh
04-20-2006, 10:43 PM
what does <3 mean? - i've seen it posted lately and i have no idea what it means lol

Crucified Coma
04-20-2006, 10:48 PM
love?

lol

embryonicdrums
04-21-2006, 12:44 AM
emo is the greatest music ever made. lol :limpwrist

I think we might be crushing some emo fags at this hippy show we are going to desecrate this weekend, our hometown is full of em. I hope they die from asphyxiation from wearing girl pants, lol. Or maybe their nuts don't hurt from it cuz they're so small.
or maybe they secretly undergo sex changes, I don't know.

All I know is, we kill baby seals.

Cannibalistic_Horror
04-21-2006, 07:54 PM
The seals deserve death. But in regards to emos having testicles, I do not believe they do. I have conducted many experiments where mysteriously German paratrooper boots fly towards the emo groins, hoping on destroying testicles yet they do hit any form of tesitclae. THerefore I conclude emos have no balls both metaphorically and literally.

embryonicdrums
04-21-2006, 08:53 PM
LOL! I think you are correct. We will have to conduct your experiment to find out firsthand.
Fuck yeah!

Silence Is Deafening
04-21-2006, 09:24 PM
LMAO :emot-LMAO

Cannibalistic_Horror
04-22-2006, 09:39 AM
I could be wrong though.... I will have to test it again... And again.... And again...

Cannibalistic_Horror
04-23-2006, 03:33 PM
Good. Next time, try unleashing uragan d2.... :emot-LMAO

DARZAK ROSE
07-02-2006, 12:11 AM
WHO DO YOU HATE MORE EMO'S OR PREPS? and by preps I don't mean the really hot chicks I mean the Jocks who wear Aand E and Abercrombie.

embryonicdrums
07-02-2006, 12:30 AM
I would have to say I hate emo's more because thier lameness hits closer to home, sometimes we see them at shows, and it makes us puke. We never see preps at shows so they don't cramp our style as much, haha
They are lame too though, heh heh
Of course, without emo's, we'd have to find someone else to call faggots! Although I'm sure that wouldn't be too difficult...

Cannibalistic_Horror
07-02-2006, 04:59 PM
Yeah. There are so many faggots in the world it is hard to choose which cult of faggotry to pick on. There are emos, faggoths, mallcore poseurs, nu metal kids, hippies and punks.

embryonicdrums
07-03-2006, 01:07 AM
Exactly...well said!

dude0160
07-06-2006, 02:06 AM
lol this is funny, FUCK EMO! and the stupid gay haircuts, what the fuck are they thinking? When they are in their 20s they will look back and realized how gay they looked and hopfully run into a car or somthing

Cannibalistic_Horror
07-06-2006, 05:52 PM
When they are in their 20s they are most likely to be trying to get a job and look like every other person, just like they are doing so now.

dude0160
07-07-2006, 04:21 PM
..and then RUN INTO A CAR!!! MUAHAUUAHAHAHHAHA

Cannibalistic_Horror
07-07-2006, 05:53 PM
Probably not. Hopefully by then they would have got over themselves and would realise how pathetic it is to worship faggots who cry about everything that is wrong with their middle class lives while ignoring the plight of the starving millions around the globe who barely whine about the fact that they are dying cold and alone.

Vriend
07-11-2006, 05:03 PM
Watch this and laugh (or get angry)

Link 1

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1866101674798187625&q=Hilarious+video+of+a+bunch

Link 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6424334340916174667&q=Hilarious+video+of+a+bunch

Link 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3439759712700279188&q=Hilarious+video+of+a+bunch

Cannibalistic_Horror
07-11-2006, 06:31 PM
Ha ha ha! Pretty funny.

Surt
07-31-2006, 08:38 PM
emos seem to infest a number of fucking good gigs i've been to this year...

any more and I'm not going to restrain myself from giving them a brain haemorrhage.

Two came into the Behemoth show last year in pretty much matching tight white shirt and sand combats... and started doing gay fucking emo jigging to Behemoth...

Then earlier this year at Cryptopsy some nob in one of those gay emo caps (you know, you've probably seen one on a member of the Village People) decided to jump on the railing at the front squat down and rock himself back and forth on it for no apparent reason to the band.


Apart from killing emos in the pit, I have to put up with the fucking nobs in my home city where it distinctly seems like emo is the new rhetorical black. can't go anywhere without seeing someone with neatly blow-dried swishy hair and pants that look like he's crapped his undies.

it is enjoyable though, the fact I'm from a relatively small city means when they look at me in a brutal death shirt, they look hopelessly lost not knowing whether to still pose or just run away confused.

Surt
07-31-2006, 08:41 PM
anyone fancy going on to Job For A Cowboy or Negrogayfist's forum and insulting their EmoDeath Legions?

Cannibalistic_Horror
08-01-2006, 06:08 PM
emos seem to infest a number of fucking good gigs i've been to this year...

any more and I'm not going to restrain myself from giving them a brain haemorrhage.

Two came into the Behemoth show last year in pretty much matching tight white shirt and sand combats... and started doing gay fucking emo jigging to Behemoth...
What the fuck? Behemoth is the LAST place I expected emos to be at. Come on, you cannot exactly do hardcore dancing faggot shit to Behemoth, and Behemoth do not have music which you would slit your wrists to. That is just fucking weird. I hope those emos die of AIDS.

Then earlier this year at Cryptopsy some nob in one of those gay emo caps (you know, you've probably seen one on a member of the Village People) decided to jump on the railing at the front squat down and rock himself back and forth on it for no apparent reason to the band.
WHAT THE FUCK? That is beyond retarded. It is so bloody stupid that to call what the emo did retarded would insult all retards.

embryonicdrums
08-02-2006, 12:35 AM
Hahahaha

Gods Puke
08-03-2006, 05:51 AM
I don't see a lot of emo's at metal concerts (yay) but more at free festivals: those are like a paradise for them.

Cannibalistic_Horror
08-03-2006, 07:59 PM
I have seen some at a few metal shows. Generally I see them infecting the streets of my town. Pansy bastards.

Stfu.
08-21-2006, 03:50 PM
http://www.emoanonymous.co.nr

Bones98
08-30-2006, 12:26 AM
Not just that, alot of faggot emos are trying to play tuff guy death metal which pisses me off. Bringing their fag fashions to death metal in-acceptable.

Johnny Helvete
08-31-2006, 06:26 PM
I find a good emo choke slam works damn good.. Unfortunately, I found out that they squirm more than alligators do during the nightly feed, so there's a bit of bruising going on around the upper parts of your legs.. When it comes to these things that infest the streets, spilling out from the mall, trying to be so metro-sexual, it's best to just stop them dead in their tracks, and squash them, before they can spawn a butt-baby with thier boyfriends..

Truth reveals, they are the ones who gargle the most balls..

The Goat
09-02-2006, 06:59 AM
Is 'Negrogayfist' meant to be an insult toward Necrophagist? and if so could you please inform me in any way how Necrophagist ties in with the 'Emo' scene?

sicarius
09-03-2006, 01:25 AM
it doesnt. if that person meant it as necrophagist, they need their testicals cut off

embryonicdrums
09-04-2006, 02:48 AM
"Is 'Negrogayfist' meant to be an insult toward Necrophagist? and if so could you please inform me in any way how Necrophagist ties in with the 'Emo' scene?"

Good question actually I was wondering that myself as well...

Also, what up Johnny you fucker! Sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday...been extremely busy lately, you might be able to take a guess at what I been doing eh?

Johnny Helvete
09-04-2006, 10:39 PM
No Luke, What the hell could you been doing?? Bangin Donkeys? Licking Camels?? Something very cosmopolitan, I'm sure.. It's alright though.. I'm sure my daughter wouldn't mind seeing you on her birthday..

Now I'm off to prepare a 20 minute oral presentation on Impetigo.. The skin disease, not the gore-grind band..

tck!
09-16-2006, 07:20 PM
WHO DO YOU HATE MORE EMO'S OR PREPS? and by preps I don't mean the really hot chicks I mean the Jocks who wear Aand E and Abercrombie.

lol, you must have been made fun of in highschool. Bondage pants are for faggots.

1. "Emo" on MTV isn't real emo. It is gay and I support the mocking of it.

2. Real emo died out in the late 90's and did not involve singing or catchiness. It was very violent music expressing a form of hate. Not "Satanic" hate which BM bands tend to spew (and wrongly, but that's a different matter) but bitterness and anger towards women. Admittadly sometimes it crossed over into what-the-fuckery, but if any of you faggots have ever had a relationship end roughly, then you know it does cause alot of hurt. Not cutting yourself hurt, but "I'm gonna kill the bitch" hurt.

3. If any one of you are not afraid to actually give another style of music a try, PM me and I can send some songs. Dissonant guitar, fast drums, and some of the most earsplitting shrieks ever captured on tape.


So all in all, stop being ignorant faggots.

zank
12-27-2006, 06:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U

:emot-danc

Silence Is Deafening
01-29-2007, 05:59 PM
A stupid trend. Followers of this trend, often referred to as emo kids, think they are "alternative" (how is that possible when MTV stirred it all up?), when infact they are just as much sheeps as the preps. All emo kids look the same. They share the exact same values. They listen to the same horrible bands. Is that to be an individual? Is that unique? No. Most don't even know the origins of emo. Many of them claim they are "non-conformists&quo t;. These days, "non-conformist" ; has lost its true meaning and is just another synonym for poser. How does supporting major clothing lines such as Hot Topic make you a non-conformist? You are the antithesis of that. Wake up. The emo trend is like hair-metal; in a few years you'll burn all pictures of yourself, being so ashamed that you had such an ugly haircut.The third-wave emo movement is a testimony on how MTV (Manipulating Teenage Views) is able to pick up just about anything and mold it into a trend in order to make money, even if this results in mindless teenagers who can't think for themselves and destroying what's left of the real music scenes.

Spit_Me_Out
02-16-2007, 12:02 AM
I hate emo kids. My used to be best friend went emo this last year. I couldn't beleive it when he wore his girly pants to school. I went up and kicked him in the balls. He still wears them. It's sickening.

Now emo's are copying other genres looks to become what they think is more hard core. Gayness.

SculptorOfFlesh
02-27-2007, 05:30 PM
if they ever try to cop the black metal style i will impale them, they can do whatever the fuck they want just dont bring shame to black metal or genocide will ensue

A-Fucking-Emo
04-15-2007, 04:38 PM
hi dicksqueasers
enjoy your horny anal bumsex with your dads while you can
you are unwanted children, your biological mother killed herself because of you, because she didnt want a test tube baby, and you keep your dead pets body to bumfuck.

you are all useless fags, i hope satan butt-rapes you in hell

get some friends.

embryonicdrums
04-17-2007, 09:13 PM
hahahaha
Must be a faggot. with a complex. and anger issues. maybe we hit a raw nerve or something.
Oh, and the emos ALMOST get to fuck the girls, until the girls see their inverted penises. Then they REALLY feel sorry for them. Why do you think emos cry so much? I assume you know, because you are one, obviously. Die.

Mr.Bled
08-15-2007, 02:54 PM
My band is totaly emo!!!!! Embryonic won't tell you abut the emo parties we have!!!!!hahahaha. We just played with an emo band in lower lake.....what a fucking joke!!!!!! I wish they all had the balls to do what they always talk about and "KILL THEMSELVES"

Mr.Bled
08-15-2007, 03:07 PM
Dude the second you can even hold our dicks up you can suck em!!!!! There now I've stooped down to your moronic level. Next time try to fucking think before you open that semen covered mouth and try to be intellegent for once!!

Defleshed by flieS
08-16-2007, 07:47 PM
why even bother making yourself angry? about 8 years ago all new black metal kiddos where the problem of being anoying, then the Gothic invation took over by being anoying and in most cases very gay. Real happy at some point, to depressed on others. And now it is emo... i guess the circle is almost round and soon enough it will all start over again and by then everybody again has forgotten what emo was, another 1 day fly trend on the pile of garbage waiting for the next nu metal hype thingy to catch up..

those kids never survive more than a year.. i have seen (as most of you i guess) so many faces pass by in the scene, some sticked around, most went on to other "scenes" or "styles"

sad but true

DefiledAmputees
01-29-2008, 06:14 AM
I have yet to even see a emo over the age of 22 at least.They're just kids..they'll soon all grow out of it,and tackle a new trend in a couple of years.