April Fool's Joke

[Savior]

Anyone play any? Myself, and 4 of my friends stole Jesusj0nes' computer. We accidentally broke the monitor, though we replaced it. On top of that, we dumped itching powder on his bed.

[pale666]

Awesome!
I stayed in a unit over the weekend and took speed! No room for jokes there.

[a) coulrophobia]

saw v for vendetta




and got my dick sucked.



this day got a B-

[the fucking bunnies]

my mother fuckin got me... my girlfriend's mom is a real bitch/hard-ass and she does shit usually to piss me off, just because shes a pms'ing bitch, anyways...

my girlfriend came over yesterday and we went into the hot tub fucked around blah blah blah...my mother saw us fuckin around and i suppose she though she could fuck with me, using this situation.

my mom comes running into my room this morning and is like, "i just got a call from stephanie(kayla's mother) and she said that kayla told me that you had sex in the pool last night..." and i was fuckin freaking out. my mom said she wished i could have seen the look on my own face.. so im like "mom trust me, that bitch is crazy" and she starts going all out on how irresponsible i am and blah blah, for like five mintues and im ready to fuckin kill this woman (not my mom) and she goes..."hey brad," "april fool's"


i was fuckin heated. i tackled her ass to the ground and like screamed at her because of the irony of the joke...although she didnt realize in the hot tub we were actually doing other shit besides making out..


anyways, i nearly died. i didnt get anyone, im a loser.

[a) coulrophobia]

HAHAHHA PWNED

[the fucking bunnies]

HAHAHHA PWNED

to say the least, god have any of you got caught fucking or doing/getting oral from a parent...

i mean i was pretty worried.

[a) coulrophobia]

Thank heavens no, but I have been caught spanking the monkey every once in a while.

I have the perfect fucking spots.

[the fucking bunnies]

Thank heavens no, but I have been caught spanking the monkey every once in a while.

I have the perfect fucking spots.

haha never caught doing that^

but could you imagine? i dont know you are prob like 20 or something, but man i have to LIVE with these people if they found out haha god the thought is just mind boggling

[bobbydanger]

i got busted for drugs and alcohol.
not a funny joke.

[a) coulrophobia]

I could'nt imagine getting caught fucking. Nothing could be more embarassing. It's like dreaming about going to school without pants/underwear. Except it's true, and much worse.

I never, ever fuck someone within a mile radius of my house.

[the fucking bunnies]

i got busted for drugs and alcohol.
not a funny joke.


shat on...

[pale666]

I never, ever fuck someone within a mile radius of my house.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b340/mitchellh_605/selfownpage.jpg

[the fucking bunnies]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b340/mitchellh_605/selfownpage.jpg



hahahahah! i just realized, you dont fuck anyone do you?!

[pale666]

Nope, I am anti-sex. Sex is for gays and geeky board members.

[a) coulrophobia]

Coming from the guy with the vagina avatar.

(mouse)

[the fucking bunnies]

Nope, I am anti-sex. Sex is for gays and geeky board members.

that wasn't even remotely close to being funny.

[bobbydanger]

i laughed, ok?

[pale666]

Coming from the guy with the vagina avatar.

(mouse)
haha, was it you who I had to explain (in detail) over and over again what it is supposed to look like? or was that someone else?

[bobbydanger]

i actually think it looks like a belly ring and some fat black chick's hand.

[the fucking bunnies]

i actually think it looks like a belly ring and some fat black chick's hand.

when i first saw it, i thoguth...literally, the same exact thing

[a) coulrophobia]

haha, was it you who I had to explain (in detail) over and over again what it is supposed to look like? or was that someone else?


negative

[pale666]

that wasn't even remotely close to being funny.

So, suddenly I am the board clown. Ok.
What makes you think that I was trying to be funny? That statement was pure sarcasm you wombat.

[bobbydanger]

when i first saw it, i thoguth...literally, the same exact thing

that's funny, cause i was joking. :emot-look

[the fucking bunnies]

you called me a cute fuzzy animal that i would love to own....thank you.


but they bite. but isnt sarcasm meant to be used to give off a reaction of some sort?


nevermind.

[the fucking bunnies]

that's funny, cause i was joking. :emot-look


hah pwned. but i wasnt joking, that really shows the intelligence level of me.


when i looked at it i saw a fat bitch..but everyone else got it on the first look

[skin_blanketed]

My ex-girlfriend's mom walked in on me with my head buried between her daughter's legs. That was pretty uncomfortable.

[RyanFelix]

Called my mom and told her I wrecked her car in a parking lot. I've pulled that on her before, and told her that I was kidding after a few minutes and she flipped out...but this time I was like "I'm not joking this time, I need you to get over here since it's your car." And she came over and I'm just chillin in her car in the parking lot listening to some Suffocation. Hahahahaha.

[the fucking bunnies]

My ex-girlfriend's mom walked in on me with my head buried between her daughter's legs. That was pretty uncomfortable.


hahahahah oh my fickin god..how doyou react to something like that?

[bobbydanger]

dude, that's really dick. i love it.

[the fucking bunnies]

Called my mom and told her I wrecked her car in a parking lot. I've pulled that on her before, and told her that I was kidding after a few minutes and she flipped out...but this time I was like "I'm not joking this time, I need you to get over here since it's your car." And she came over and I'm just chillin in her car in the parking lot listening to some Suffocation. Hahahahaha.

that's pretty cherrry but that band sucks...at least the SHIT iveheard from them

[Savior]

There were many things wrong with that post. One, calling something "cherry." Two, saying Suffocation is shit.

[the fucking bunnies]

whats wrong with saying someting is cherry?

and i havent heard good suffocation

[skin_blanketed]

Her mom just stuck her head in the door and closed it immediately. She was probably too mortified to say anything. My ex was freaking out but we just pretended that it never happened and nobody ever said anything about it. Her mom would do anything to avoid confrontation so my ex and i got away with a lot.

[DeathIsIn...]

my ex/girlfriends mom caught me eating her daughter out. i didn't get to for 2 weeks after that.

[the fucking bunnies]

Her mom just stuck her head in the door and closed it immediately. She was probably too mortified to say anything. My ex was freaking out but we just pretended that it never happened and nobody ever said anything about it. Her mom would do anything to avoid confrontation so my ex and i got away with a lot.

damn...



holy shit

[bobbydanger]

whats wrong with saying someting is cherry?

and i havent heard good suffocation

cherry is a fruit. it's a noun. not an adjective.

[Savior]

Yeah, and Suffocation owns ass.

[bobbydanger]

i'm downloading suffocation now.

[skin_blanketed]

Pierced From Within is my favorite album of theirs. I always catch shit because of that for some reason.

[RyanFelix]

Despise The Sun is probably the best death metal EP ever.

[KaffeinE]

one time my then-gf and i were 'studying' and i was licking her coochie, and we hear a knock at the door. we hastily-as-fuck get our shit back on and i answer it. it was my stepmom with milk cookies for us.

[agenda suicide]

to say the least, god have any of you got caught fucking or doing/getting oral from a parent...

i mean i was pretty worried.

cant say ive ever fucked or gotten oral from a parent. you MUST be from the deep south.

[the fucking bunnies]

cant say ive ever fucked or gotten oral from a parent. you MUST be from the deep south.


no, i live in florida, but ive only lived here for not even a year

[T3h Effing Broom]

Yesterday - It was my new bands first show. We all walked on stage playing it cool, threw our legs up on the monitors, and started rocking "Right Side of the Bed" by Atreypoo. It was great...we skipped the verse and chorus, just so I could play the cheesey solo, then stopped and were like April Fools, then went into some other stuff. It was hot.

[the fucking bunnies]

Yesterday - It was my new bands first show. We all walked on stage playing it cool, threw our legs up on the monitors, and started rocking "Right Side of the Bed" by Atreypoo. It was great...we skipped the verse and chorus, just so I could play the cheesey solo, then stopped and were like April Fools, then went into some other stuff. It was hot.


haha rhett

[teh Mazn]

well i did that whole "i won $10,000" thing, but it was a day early, and a bad idea in the first place. i don't remember pulling any other jokes.....

hahaha oh yeah. me and my friend made everyone believe that he got in a fight and got beaten up by some cops.....and landed himself in jail. instead of caring, everyone was just like, "well he lives an hour away. there's not shit we can do about it." haha i felt so bad.

pwn3d

[Captain Amazing]

My brother walked in on me eating out an ex, to tell me that dinner was ready. I came downstairs about an hour later and our food was in the fridge. Apparently, he told my parents that I "had already eaten".

A year or two later, my ex and I were in my room watching Lord of the Ring. Boring as fuck movie, so we start fooling around. I'm just pulling off her pants, we're both topless - and my dad walks in, "What are you guys watching?" I didn't think it was so bad, but he got a nice shot of my exes tits and thong.

My mom later told me that my dad was probably more embarassed than my girlfriend, who would not come to my house for like six months after that instance.

I did finish teh sex though.

Edit: 600 posts.

[Shawn]

to say the least, god have any of you got caught fucking or doing/getting oral from a parent...

i mean i was pretty worried.
yes.

[the fucking bunnies]

yes.

elaboration?

without any details about your penis

[Dont hurt me]

a year ago or so my now girlfriend and i got caught in her bed asleep naked before school. maybe a week before that her father heard us fucking and flipped out but never came into the room, and she convinced him it was HBO porn. her parents didnt know me and she had been cheating on her boyfriend, so i wasnt allowed to see her for a really long time. but now i can, and my parents catch us or at least hear us almost daily.

yesterday though, i called my house from a blocked number and told my parents i had been arrested for assault and needed $1,000 bail, and for quite a while they just didnt speak, and when i said april fools my dad said i was in a shitload of trouble and hung up, but never said anything once i got home

[the fucking bunnies]

a year ago or so my now girlfriend and i got caught in her bed asleep naked before school. maybe a week before that her father heard us fucking and flipped out but never came into the room, and she convinced him it was HBO porn. her parents didnt know me and she had been cheating on her boyfriend, so i wasnt allowed to see her for a really long time. but now i can, and my parents catch us or at least hear us almost daily.

yesterday though, i called my house from a blocked number and told my parents i had been arrested for assault and needed $1,000 bail, and for quite a while they just didnt speak, and when i said april fools my dad said i was in a shitload of trouble and hung up, but never said anything once i got home

how old are you?

[M. Diddy Oien]

my buddy was humping this chick at her house, and her mom walked in with no blankets or anything over him, and she was facing the door on top of him. so she got a glimpse of her naked daughter and some dudes ballsack. pwned.

[the fucking bunnies]

haha

[Dont hurt me]

i am almost 18 now, as is she