London and things to do...

[Jolly Roger]

As I will be coming over to London next week, tell me... Besides getting pissed off my face with WIlson and Ben, what else can one recommend?

I did the afternoon in Soho surrounded by homos already, aswell as the Hornyman pub! Any gigs or what?

[Whee of the Dead]

I have no idea, as I've never been there, but I'd really like to see it.

[Mat_GorerottedAbuser]

londons shit... apples and pears WTF!


i should be driving down to the deathfest, whenever i can be fucked to buy a ticket.

[Lew Man]

Necrosadistic Goat Torture + Archern? + Fleshrot playing the purple turtle (camden) on tuesday night, ima go get pissed there.

[Surt]

go down to Camden High Street at 1am and get threatened by 15 angry black men...


or maybe that was just me.


To be fair, Paris is worse than London. London's just mindblowingly over-expensive, even by UK standards...

[Lew Man]

Camden aint bad. never had no bother.

[Jolly Roger]

go down to Camden High Street at 1am and get threatened by 15 angry black men...

That sounds even better then the Hornyman pub.

[Flophead]

Hello Mick,

Wilson and I did a ghost walk with his sister, Mum and Dad when they came down to visit, and it was really fun! You followed a man in a black cape with grim makeup on, then go to the boozer....
Or, you can just touch Wilson in the bad place and i'll pretend not to notice....
:analsex:

[Jolly Roger]

Hello Mick,

Wilson and I did a ghost walk with his sister, Mum and Dad when they came down to visit, and it was really fun! You followed a man in a black cape with grim makeup on, then go to the boozer....
Or, you can just touch Wilson in the bad place and i'll pretend not to notice....
:analsex:

Nothing is more certain than me touching Wilson in the worst places thinkable.

I once folowed a grim man down an alley, but we didn't end up in the boozer.
Since then, I'm more of a 'straight-to-the-boozer'- kind of guy.

Oh, we're so much looking forward to the tralala-touching..

[Surt]

whatever you do... if you're not caucasian or you're well-tanned and plan on using the Underground, be sure not to wear a denim jacket if there's a likelihood of you being slightly late for the train. ;)

[Jolly Roger]

whatever you do... if you're not caucasian or you're well-tanned and plan on using the Underground, be sure not to wear a denim jacket if there's a likelihood of you being slightly late for the train. ;)

The one thing on me that is not typically caucasian... well, you guessed it.
And I'm not planning to stick my cock and balls in denim underwear, so I'm safe.

[Benny Goreskin]

I'm not planning to stick my cock and balls in denim underwear.

Why tha fuck not!!??? Oh yeah, my brother's DJing in a bar in Chalk Farm on the friday, come check him out with me and Merel, see if at least SOMEONE in my fuckin family got some musical talent

[Jolly Roger]

Why tha fuck not!!??? Oh yeah, my brother's DJing in a bar in Chalk Farm on the friday, come check him out with me and Merel, see if at least SOMEONE in my fuckin family got some musical talent

Sounds good! Let's get to dancing with our cocks wrapped in denim.

Bald, playing other peoples records does not constitute musical talent!

Jolly, we should do the ghost walk, they do a Jack the Ripper one, go round all the old streets, sucking on gin rags till our teeth fall out, then go back to my sis flat and get absolutely molocated!

Sounds good! Is it expensive?

[Lew Man]

punk gig on @ upstairs of garage tonight will be good. if u not seen a drunken lewman, then come along

[Benny Goreskin]

Bald, playing other peoples records does not constitute musical talent!

Nor does playing other people's riffs while some bald cock makes stupid frog sounds over the top of them

[Mat_GorerottedAbuser]

dont talk about Arsebreed that way lol