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!!BFMV!!
03-07-2006, 07:52 PM
Was just on the radio and I heard that not 1, not 2, but 3 rapists escaped from the VA hospital. This place is about 4 blocks away from me...

Shit.. it's funny 'cause none of this wierd shit is ever supposed to happen in Palo Alto, a city so fucking lifeless..

Okay, the radio is now saying that they may be armed.. Crap, this could get ugly...

Let's see, I've got my pepper spray, my .22 rifle, an alimunium baseball bat, and various homemade weapons (ask me later, maybe in a PM.) I think I'm prepared..

Anything like this ever happened where you live?

Savior
03-07-2006, 07:54 PM
They're rapists...I don't think they're coming after you.

!!BFMV!!
03-07-2006, 07:56 PM
Well, that's a relief, but I'm not sure they're.. uh.. exclusively rapists. If they were at the VA, they must be insane in some way or another. Might be prone to violence, ya know.

RyanFelix
03-07-2006, 07:58 PM
If they come to your door just drop your pants and bend over. It'll either be very enticing, or scare 'em the fuck away.

Hahaha...But yeah, Ian has a point.

Shizzle
03-07-2006, 09:24 PM
I bet you WANT them to come pack your shit you faggot pole smoker.

!!BFMV!!
03-07-2006, 09:38 PM
If they come to your door just drop your pants and bend over. It'll either be very enticing, or scare 'em the fuck away.

That's disgusting..

Hahaha...But yeah, Ian has a point.
Wow, seems like everyone here knows each other... Crazy....

I bet you WANT them to come pack your shit you faggot pole smoker.
You're the biggest, most hypocritical retaqrd I've ever seen on a forum..
Put down the pot pipe before posting.

I hope you know that under any reasonable conditions, you would have been banned a long time ago. That said, if you don't have anything usegful to add to my thread, get the fuck out, you turd.

Savior
03-07-2006, 09:40 PM
we mostly know each other on a first name basis.

Shizzle
03-07-2006, 09:41 PM
That's disgusting..


Wow, seems like everyone here knows each other... Crazy....


You're the biggest, most hypocritical retaqrd I've ever seen on a forum..
Put down the pot pipe before posting.

I hope you know that under any reasonable conditions, you would have been banned a long time ago. That said, if you don't have anything usegful to add to my thread, get the fuck out, you turd.

Retard*
Useful*

If you learn to fucking spell simple words before posting, I'll put my hash pipe down before posting.

vegasaint
03-07-2006, 09:41 PM
I don't know any of you fucks unless you have your real names in your sigs.

<-- fookin N00B ASS!

preech
03-07-2006, 09:46 PM
Preechs' version of what is really going on.

Was just on the radio and I heard that not 1, not 2, but 3 rapists escaped from the VA hospital. This place is about 4 blocks away from me...

Okay, the radio is now saying that they may be armed.. Crap, this could get slippery

Let's see, I've got my anal spray, my 22' Dildo,aluminum lube, and various homemade buttplugs(ask me later, maybe in a PM.) I think I'm prepared..

Its rape time!!!!!

Shizzle
03-07-2006, 09:51 PM
lmao

Heavy Number One
03-07-2006, 09:54 PM
Aluminum lube...lol

KaffeinE
03-07-2006, 10:05 PM
22 feet? That's a fucking blue whale dildo.

seijuromitsurugi
03-07-2006, 10:28 PM
yea, most of us know each other here...




in fact......

vegasaint
03-07-2006, 10:51 PM
22 feet? That's a fucking blue whale dildo.
Dude, I'm not even lying, I just shot snot out of my fucking nose! And I'm kinda sick right now, so it was quite a bit. All over my fucking pants too, looks like I just nutted on myself!

!!BFMV!!
03-07-2006, 11:05 PM
Dude, I'm not even lying, I just shot snot out of my fucking nose! And I'm kinda sick right now, so it was quite a bit. All over my fucking pants too, looks like I just nutted on myself!Uh that was kind of.. random?

That was actually pretty funny, albeit gross. :begdn6:

Originally Posted by !!BFMV!!
Was just on the radio and I heard that not 1, not 2, but 3 rapists escaped from the VA hospital. This place is about 4 blocks away from me...

Okay, the radio is now saying that they may be armed.. Crap, this could get slippery

Let's see, I've got my anal spray, my 22' Dildo,aluminum lube, and various homemade buttplugs(ask me later, maybe in a PM.) I think I'm prepared..

Its rape time!!!!!
My god.. give the homophobia a break.


If you learn to fucking spell simple words before posting, I'll put my hash pipe down before posting.
Okay, name one spelling error in my post.

And if you modify it'll know because I still have my original post above which you fortunately can not modify.

Shizzle
03-07-2006, 11:08 PM
Uh that was kind of.. random?

That was actually pretty funny, albeit gross. :begdn6:


My god.. give the homophobia a break.



Okay, name one spelling error in my post.

And if you modify it'll know because I still have my original post above which you fortunately can not modify.

Look at one of my earlier posts, I identified and corrected your errors. No modification. Look at your original post.

preech
03-07-2006, 11:12 PM
My god.. give the homophobia a break.


im not afraid of gays,I work with two.its just funny because its childish,and this is a forum....what do you want me to say about the rapists on the loose
in your town...ok man be careful and watch your brownstar...

Shizzle
03-07-2006, 11:14 PM
im not afraid of gays,I work with two.its just funny because its childish,and this is a forum....what do you want me to say about the rapists on the loose
in your town...ok man be careful and watch your brownstar...


Bwhaaaahahahahahaaaa

!!BFMV!!
03-08-2006, 12:11 AM
im not afraid of gays,I work with two.its just funny because its childish,and this is a forum....what do you want me to say about the rapists on the loose
in your town...ok man be careful and watch your brownstar...
They don't even make you feel uneasy?

Well, I asked in my initial posts if you had any similar incidents in your city? Have dangerous people ever escaped recently? Any notable incidents?

Bwhaaaahahahahahaaaa
Uhm, I don't think that that was supposed to be funny.

preech
03-08-2006, 12:15 AM
They don't even make you feel uneasy?


no man...they're gay and im not.the ones i work with never messed with me at all...uneasy about what..just a big blurt out of homo sex?when im straight,now who is the one who is childish,you dont just up and catch gay....

!!BFMV!!
03-08-2006, 12:18 AM
I guess so. They do make me feel uncomfortable though.

preech
03-08-2006, 12:22 AM
I guess so. They do make me feel uncomfortable though.
so who's the homophobe?making gay jokes doesnt make you a homophobe..being uncomfortable around them sure doesn't help.

teh Mazn
03-08-2006, 12:34 AM
someone please delete this fucking stupidass thread and every single thread that !!!faggot!!! posts in.

!!BFMV!!
03-08-2006, 01:48 AM
making gay jokes doesnt make you a homophobe..being uncomfortable around them sure doesn't help.
No, but the dude could hardly refrain from making homosexual overtones in his post.

I'm positive that I'm not the only one qho is uncomfortable around them..

preech
03-08-2006, 01:55 AM
No, but the dude could hardly refrain from making homosexual overtones in his post.

I'm positive that I'm not the only one qho is uncomfortable around them..

ok but they dont speak up because they realize this is a forum where gay jokes run rampid,and its not like the typed language is gonna give you gay either. :emot-poke

teh Mazn
03-08-2006, 02:04 AM
lol@give you gay

hahaha

!!BFMV!!
03-08-2006, 02:24 AM
Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fuckin' ass off!!!!!1111!!

ok but they dont speak up because they realize this is a forum where gay jokes run rampid,and its not like the typed language is gonna give you gay either.
Not really, but when you are always accusing others of being so, it suggest that you are unsure of yourself.

That's why the internet was created. LOL, get it?

preech
03-08-2006, 02:27 AM
but when you are always accusing others of being so, it suggest that you are unsure of yourself.


or it means you think gay jokes are funny....you fail at stumping me... :Mrt:

!!BFMV!!
03-08-2006, 02:30 AM
or it means you think gay jokes are funny....you fail at stumping me.
It's not a joke, it's an accusation. Saying "UR gh3y!!" over and over again, often out of placet fails to amuse even me. I think other people could have anticipated that and thus wouldn't pass it off as a joke.

preech
03-08-2006, 02:34 AM
It's not a joke, it's an accusation. Saying "UR gh3y!!" over and over again, often out of placet fails to amuze even me. I think other people could have anticipated that and thus wouldn't pass it off as a joke.

do you think they are using as like you are really a homosexual,or just using it as in calling you stupid/retarted..cause i dont know if you suck cack,but my guess would be i dont doubt it,no one gets really offended at being called a fag on the internet unless they suck pee pees in their spare time... :emot-LMAO :rainbow: :limpwrist :weird:

RyanFelix
03-08-2006, 02:42 AM
For god's sake BFMV..Would you stop dissecting every single solitary negative post made on your behalf? I mean that's just plain gay...you know, for fagz?

<---has 2 gay friends, before you wanna start calling me a h0m0phowb or w/e. :D

teh Mazn
03-08-2006, 02:57 AM
i'm not afraid of fags, i hate them. therefore, i am not a homophobe.

and seriously !!!fag!!! your rhetoric sucks something horrible.....like your father's wang.

skin_blanketed
03-08-2006, 03:10 AM
has 2 gay friends, before you wanna start calling me a h0m0phowb or w/e. :D
Ew. Do you let them touch you? :emot-blah

strychnine
03-08-2006, 03:15 AM
If they come to your door just drop your pants and bend over. It'll either be very enticing, or scare 'em the fuck away.

Hahaha...But yeah, Ian has a point.
thats like showing a guy a filet mignon right after hes had nothing to eat for the years he was in there. Im pretty sure they'd snatch his ass.

strychnine
03-08-2006, 03:17 AM
Ew. Do you let them touch you? :emot-blah
Ryan answer the question, do you let skin and his dad touch you?

RyanFelix
03-08-2006, 03:25 AM
Ew. Do you let them touch you? :emot-blah

Hahaha, I haven't seen em for a long time but I was good friends with em in high school. One of the kids' name was Ted. He was in my History class in 11th grade...during class he'd say something and I'd yell out "Faggot, be quiet" and he'd laugh his ass off about it haha.

The other guy, who coincidentally was named Ryan, was talented as FUCK. Awesome dancer, and visual artist as well.

Gay people are fucking awesome when they aren't self absorbed assholes.

teh Mazn
03-08-2006, 03:26 AM
lolz u r teh ghey

skin_blanketed
03-08-2006, 03:28 AM
It was a joke. I have several faggot friends.

BZM
03-14-2006, 07:31 PM
bfmv = biggest pussy alive