Someone pretending to be Ben in Norwich?

[Weaver]

Hahaha I heard some one is going around pretending to be Goreskin in Norwich?

[Nate SD]

That'd probably just be turd being mistaken for Ben again, or something.

[Weaver]

That'd probably just be turd being mistaken for Ben again, or something.
Lol, I thought of Trud when I got told about that.

They were talking to girls at some gig saying that they were the lead singer of Gorerotted then when the girls emailed em turns out Ben wasn’t at the gig.
Unless maybe he was shitfaced and can't remember?

[DAVE DEATH]

HAILS!
Happens to me all the time that does. They want to be me cos I am super grim..........

[Benny Goreskin]

It definately wasn't Trud, this guy had pentagrams tattooed on his head apprently. He told these girls he was me. What an absolute fuckin cock!!! No one wants to be me, not even me!!!! Fuck this prick!!!

[Reverend Trudgill]

Now I feel like a right prick for getting pentagrams tattooed on my head
I thought they'd be a total fanny magnet.

[Benny Goreskin]

I think I know who it is!!! His name's Ben, i knew him a few years back and he's a compulsive liar. He told me he used to be in Conflict & No Remorse (!?), that he worked in Cold Steel, that his wife was a top tattoo artist, then months later that she was the UK's highest paid child minder. He told my mate he used to work for Vivian Westwood. He actually worked on platform 10 of Clapham Junction station holding the stick up to tell the trains when to leave.

He also got RAHOWA tattooed on his throat cos he thought it stood for Radical Holy War instead of Racial Holy War.

[Weaver]

I think I know who it is!!! His name's Ben, i knew him a few years back and he's a compulsive liar. He told me he used to be in Conflict & No Remorse (!?), that he worked in Cold Steel, that his wife was a top tattoo artist, then months later that she was the UK's highest paid child minder. He told my mate he used to work for Vivian Westwood. He actually worked on platform 10 of Clapham Junction station holding the stick up to tell the trains when to leave.

He also got RAHOWA tattooed on his throat cos he thought it stood for Radical Holy War instead of Racial Holy War.
Fuckin hell!

[Jolly Roger]

He also got RAHOWA tattooed on his throat cos he thought it stood for Radical Holy War instead of Racial Holy War.


That's ace.

I know a tattoo artist who put 'White powder' on someones back,when he was doing some practising down in Spain.
Classic.

[Benny Goreskin]

hahaha, thats wicked!!!!
allow myself to put white powder on your naked back while your over, then snort it off. im sure the jokesness hilarity wont have worn off by then