Fondlecorpse not playing Razorback Fest?

[CHUD LIFE FOREVER!]

Man I hope you guys find a drummer. You really deserve it. I make blood sacrifices every night to the gods of B-rated trash in the hopes that you'll be able to come over next year to show us what you've got.

[TheGoreGnome]

Well like i said, only thing keeping us back is no tour drummer and the fact that we are bums, when it looked like we might have been able to do the fest it was only if i would have been able to take out a loan to pay for the tickets. Because i can't even pay my everydaybills barely. But we will keep looking for a way to do something. And also we are trying to figure out some fun stageshow and dress up the stage with props, but so far we haven't been able to found cool shit yet. One original idea i had was to have a special fx dude blow up my guts on stage but that ended up being too expensive because it would mean a pyrotech dude would have to travel along sinc eyou can't do squibs yourself booooooo.

Man I hope you guys find a drummer. You really deserve it. I make blood sacrifices every night to the gods of B-rated trash in the hopes that you'll be able to come over next year to show us what you've got.

[SabbaS]

Yeah it's like Sly put's it, if we were in the luxurious position of having a good, dedicated and RELIABLE drummer we would be there.

Too bad we didn't manage to get around this issue.
Would be a real blast to come to the US to do some shreddin'

[SabbaS]

One original idea i had was to have a special fx dude blow up my guts on stage but that ended up being too expensive because it would mean a pyrotech dude would have to travel along sinc eyou can't do squibs yourself booooooo.

We don't need any specialized pyrotech dude, them folks want gore sly
GOREEEEEE :emot-danc

[TheGoreGnome]

Hahah yes but it's illegal to blow yourself up without a specialist present haha so no flying guts, unless we play around the areas where my special FX buddies roam;), maybe get some nakked strippers hanging from the ceiling wiggling their boobies in sync with the double bass drum? wiggle wiggle and than throw some blood over them and we have hot goretitties.

We don't need any specialized pyrotech dude, them folks want gore sly
GOREEEEEE :emot-danc

[SabbaS]

hahahha Yeah i'd go fot the last option GORE TITS !!
nobody can beat that hehehehe

eh think i write some faster material we need that titties bouncin' HARD !!

[TheGoreGnome]

RAZORBACK RECORDS PRESENTS: GOREGON MASSACRE FEST
Due to many unforeseen circumstances, many of the original bands slated to play the Razorback Fest had to cancel. Since many of these were Razorback bands, and now the majority of the bands playing are not bands signed to Razorback, we decided to rename the fest so it would not be misleading to those who were hoping to see a line-up full of Razorback Records bands. The fest is now called the Goregon Massacre Fest and will still take place on the set dates and place, June 9th and 10th 2006 and will be a hell of a time for all. We apologize to everyone who was looking forward to seeing the Razorback bands who had to cancel. We are extremely happy to announce that there are still several Razorback bands playing.. we are proud to say that Zombie Ritual, Ghoul, Funerot, Splatterhouse and Impaled will be playing, as well as many other high quality acts that are more than worth the price of admission: Insect Warfare, Troglodyte, Menacer, Spring Break and Poser Disposer!

For more info, ticket prices, hotel info, or any other general questions, do contact Jason from Splatterhouse at: nuclearworldnoise@zombieworld.com

[Crucified Coma]

Still an awesome line-up.

[CHUD LIFE FOREVER!]

Man people are dropping from the lineup like flies. Doesn't matter thoug, I'm determined to make the trip no matter what. I don't care if they cancel the entire thing, I'll just stand on stage and hum all the songs.

[Crucified Coma]

Impaled/Ghoul alone makes it worth it.

[CHUD LIFE FOREVER!]

Impaled/Ghoul alone makes it worth it.
Yeah I can't wait to see them live! The biggest thing for me though is that I'm spending alot of money to fly across the country, rent hotel rooms, etc. to see these bands so every time another drops out I can't help but feel like "uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh".

[Crucified Coma]

Yeah, that blows.

[SabbaS]

get your asses (once you get a drummer) with some razorback bands to the UK - we need hive love too

Yes Master !!