Chavs...

[Degloved]

hahahah, what a loser, so you brits call them Chavs, lol over here in the US we either call them White Trash or Wiggers, but that guy appeared to be white trash not a wigger, Wiggers: white kids that come from trashy familys want to be black influenced by popular gangster rap to do stupid shit to be known as being tough, the word wigger itself was created by putting the W from the word White infront of igger which had the N taken out from it. White Trash: they are just straight up trashy white people without the hiphop influence. just wanted to clear that up for whoever didnt know.

[*-Bleeding Orifice-*]

Hilarity. In australia we call them Lads.
They all suck at life.

[Raziel4707]

lol, i thought he was a kid at first but that was a grown man squeeling like a bitch! that was a great video mate, and its funny cos its so damn true, chavs are total poofs when they're not in a group

[Big-Al]

www.chavscum.co.uk

lol, must we really pollute these forums talking about these shits?

even emos aren't as low as chavs.

btw, in france they are known as "racaille"

[Kilrov]

Yesterday when walking home with a couple of mates a car with 4 chavs in went past and they yelled something out the window, we shouted something back and then one of them gets all big and leaning out the window says 'come here im gonna effin batter you' or something like that - funny part was they were still driving away! And they didnt even stop round the corner just kept on driving.

Next best part was that they were driving a car with a big sign saying 'accident recovery centre' on it so they had blatantly just written off their chav mobile, so they were racing along in a lovely nissan micra :bonk:

[Big-Al]

LOLOLOL

[Im-A-Massacre]

In denmark we call 'em "hip hoppers", but they like to call 'em self "gangstars".

[Raziel4707]

Yesterday when walking home with a couple of mates a car with 4 chavs in went past and they yelled something out the window, we shouted something back and then one of them gets all big and leaning out the window says 'come here im gonna effin batter you' or something like that - funny part was they were still driving away! And they didnt even stop round the corner just kept on driving.

Next best part was that they were driving a car with a big sign saying 'accident recovery centre' on it so they had blatantly just written off their chav mobile, so they were racing along in a lovely nissan micra :bonk:
lol, now thats fucking funny!

[this_is_my_reality]

Typical chav in that video

[dave salmon]

Those coppers should have broke his bastard arms and legs and left him squeelin!

i fuckin hate the lot of them, all of them should die of a very painful and slow desease

[emperadorXXIV]

I thought of The Young One's when I saw that video...

Police man: Where'd you get the dope?

Neil: I didn't get it at Tesco's, ok?

In the video, the guy's name is Neil, it's perfect.

[Transient]

so many differnet words for them :P

i enjoyed that


NEOOW
NEAOHHHH

HELP ME NEOOO

neal: *looks at little kids umbrella*

[Degloved]

You Brits are lucky tho, you guys dont have nearly as many chavs we got over here, over here there are mostly spanish and black chavs and the rest are wigger and white trash chavs, these fuckers are every where!!!! specialy in my city, the US has the highest rate of crimes with guns and most of these crimes are not because people are poor and need to commit the crime, its mostly because these fucking idiots want to show that they are cool and tough, im not talking out of my ass here, i know these poeple very well, i know how they think and i know exactly what they are going to do before they even do it, they sell drugs, not that they need to, they sell because its the "in thing" to do!!! lol, all thanks to gay rap pop culture and these fucking retarted animals thinking that they are cool and "gangsta" OMG!!!! i truly believe that i am a superior being, it seems as tho nobody has any common sense in America, its weird how you guys in the UK have the same problem, its funny how ignorant people in different countrys are so similar. If i were a dictator i would publicly execute these stupid mother fuckers that are nothing more than burdens to normal people.

[Mat_GorerottedAbuser]

Liverpool, Birmingham, Manchester.. a fucking cluster of chav cities in the center of england...f00k.
i couldnt give a shit about the clothes or the cars or whatever, i also hate the police and shit... its the cocky fucking attitude when they all group together that sends me fucking "berzerk".

[Big-Al]

all over france!

[Provenelk]

haha, what a twat

[Raziel4707]

You Brits are lucky tho, you guys dont have nearly as many chavs we got over here, over here there are mostly spanish and black chavs and the rest are wigger and white trash chavs, these fuckers are every where!!!! specialy in my city, the US has the highest rate of crimes with guns and most of these crimes are not because people are poor and need to commit the crime, its mostly because these fucking idiots want to show that they are cool and tough, im not talking out of my ass here, i know these poeple very well, i know how they think and i know exactly what they are going to do before they even do it, they sell drugs, not that they need to, they sell because its the "in thing" to do!!! lol, all thanks to gay rap pop culture and these fucking retarted animals thinking that they are cool and "gangsta" OMG!!!! i truly believe that i am a superior being, it seems as tho nobody has any common sense in America, its weird how you guys in the UK have the same problem, its funny how ignorant people in different countrys are so similar. If i were a dictator i would publicly execute these stupid mother fuckers that are nothing more than burdens to normal people.
amen to that. we have more than you might think though, and unfortunately its because of the steady influx of the less pleasant American culture that you were talking about. there are kids in places like Cornwall which is a layed back, almost completely rural county with an accent thats kinda our exuivalent of a strong southern accent, who speak like fuckin 50cent and walk round with knives and stuff talking about whether they'd rather live on the east or west side, i shit you not, and sellling crap dope to each other. one picked on my mates kid a few years ago, who was only about eight at the time so i went out and very publicly dished out a hammering to him, and his friends just stood and watched because there were only five of them and i had one person (the little kids 5ft 2inch tall mother)watching my back. unbelievable mentality. don't even get me started on the kids around london, i worked in juvenile court for two weeks and the human scum level was unbelievable. overall about three hundred defendents came through the doors and i swear this is no exageration, about five were not chavs.

[this_is_my_reality]

Cop: "You got anything on you you shouldn't have?"
Chav: "....*runs* ARRRRGH!!"

Around this time last year, these chavs were arrested for stealing cars on my street, it was rather amusing, they thought they were all tough at first, then when the cops went to cuff them, they were like "ARGH, ME ARM!"

[Raziel4707]

Cop: "You got anything on you you shouldn't have?"
Chav: "....*runs* ARRRRGH!!"
i disagree. Arrrgh is far too manly a description of the noise that ponce made!

[Raziel4707]

Cop: "You got anything on you you shouldn't have?"
Chav: "....*runs* ARRRRGH!!"
i disagree. Arrrgh is far too manly a description of the noise that ponce made!it was more of a screech

[assimilate]

dammit cant see the vid damn library pcs!!! think the funniest one was a bunch of chavs tried to run me over and called me a fuckign freak and shit!!! lol so as he drover farwards (ata slow speed as to not scratch his nova) i jumped up onto his bonnet and wlaked across the roof he just sat there driving off shouting i'm a dead man!! so pegged t after him and put ym fist through his window!!! he soon backed downa nd cried!!! lol was funny he had no mates with him!!!

[Raziel4707]

dammit cant see the vid damn library pcs!!! think the funniest one was a bunch of chavs tried to run me over and called me a fuckign freak and shit!!! lol so as he drover farwards (ata slow speed as to not scratch his nova) i jumped up onto his bonnet and wlaked across the roof he just sat there driving off shouting i'm a dead man!! so pegged t after him and put ym fist through his window!!! he soon backed downa nd cried!!! lol was funny he had no mates with him!!!
mate if we had known each other from childhood i hate to think the shit we would have got up to

[assimilate]

actually childhood for me was spent in doors playing computers and watching manga!! didnt really go out till i was 15/16 and was listening to ju metal and stuff!!!

[Nil Carborundum]

Finally, chavs captured as they really are, on video.
In gangs, big so-called toughnuts; on their own, f*cking weakling p*ssies.
F*cking whiner, that's why I can't stand the little retards.
The ringleader round my end is f*cking twelve, but I'm far too outnumbered.
He is in charge of a gang of 15-19 year olds?
Sheep, all too f*cking sheep.

[Degloved]

wow chavs there sound so gay! lol 50Cent! kids over here fucking worship that fucking clown!! its fucking funny how big shitty American pop culture is that its fucking up weak minded kids all over the world. so basicaly over here if your not scum your not really accepted or known as "normal", fucking! HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!! Common Sense is not accepted on Earth. nobody has any! why is that?!?!!

[Big-Al]

wow chavs there sound so gay! lol 50Cent! kids over here fucking worship that fucking clown!! its fucking funny how big shitty American pop culture is that its fucking up weak minded kids all over the world. so basicaly over here if your not scum your not really accepted or known as "normal", fucking! HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!! Common Sense is not accepted on Earth. nobody has any! why is that?!?!!
why else is the berzerker's music popular with us lot? :emot-chee

[emperadorXXIV]

well is till think the funniets is when i ha d a 12 year old try stealing ym bike whilst i was on it!!! he pulled out some shitty penknife so i just laughed at him and picked him up and moved him out of the way!!!
kids have no fuckign respect ooh look i'm 12 but i am sooo hard!!! not so hard when i grab u by ur throat and take u home to ur fucking mum!!!

i swear chavs will be running about at the age of 7 with knifes smoking crack next!!! i hope my nephew dont end up like his parents!!!

12 years old? You should've said; 'hey kid, how about a different ride?' :analsex:

[Degloved]

"Someone once broke my nose when I was around ten or so and I did not give a flying fuck about it."
__________________

lol, yeah i i got my nose broken once when i was 11, some massive 20 year old 6 foot tall overgrown wigger that had some mental problems randomly sucker punched me while i was looking in the other direction, got me square in the nose, just cuz he thought i was spraying water on him but it was his huge black friend that was spraying water, what a fucking idiot, i didnt give a fuck either, didnt cry like pussy or anything.

[Raziel4707]

lets face it, a normal person when backed into a corner is:
smarter, faster, harder and much more dangerous than most chavs. people who are sad enough to move around in groups and pick on individuals are pathetic. oh please, when its kicking out time at the camden underworld in march, let there be chavs waiting for us :2gunsfiri

[this_is_my_reality]

Round my area, they are more of a nuisance than a threat really.
The other day, I was walking up home, and 3 of them, youngest was probably 12, oldest must have been about 20 are like "ya got 10p mate?".

When I ignored them, they were like "Dickhead! I'll fukin bang yer yer fuckin tosser!".
That's just about all their vocabulary is limited to.

Funniest is when they go "Come ere dickhead, I'll knock you out", so you walk towards them and they shit themselves. Morons

[assimilate]

underworld
kicking out time
fresh from berzerker gig
chavs in your way!!!
fuckign bloodbath!!!

[Raziel4707]

doped up on drugs believing themselves, invulnerable, they marched into a massacre

[dave salmon]

Standing up to the average chav is one thing, but, as i have said before on a nother chav related topic, alot of these chavs have familys now, alot of them are irish families, which automatically means that family is fucking huge, nuts and fucking hard. You stick up for yourself in any way, you'll have 100 irishmen kicking you to death, and they'll probably get away with it...........

I have always said and i most definately will destroy each and every chav within a 15 mile radius of my house if i ever won the lottery. sounds stupid i know, but there are a few people i am aquainted with that, given enough "incentive" will happily sit in one of the dis-used house with a large riffle, or get a few friends and go raid a few house, torture a few of them and dissapear before any police or other family members knew what was going on.

Sounds drastic, but they really are more of an infestation than a group of "thugs", a drain on us all and completely pointless. i mean, we exterminate animals for less! these pricks would get a - score in an IQ test!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

"Someone once broke my nose when I was around ten or so and I did not give a flying fuck about it."
__________________

lol, yeah i i got my nose broken once when i was 11, some massive 20 year old 6 foot tall overgrown wigger that had some mental problems randomly sucker punched me while i was looking in the other direction, got me square in the nose, just cuz he thought i was spraying water on him but it was his huge black friend that was spraying water, what a fucking idiot, i didnt give a fuck either, didnt cry like pussy or anything.
I did not get my nose broken by a chav. It was that some ass was pushed into me accidentally and I was just standing around not giving a shit.

[this_is_my_reality]

Standing up to the average chav is one thing, but, as i have said before on a nother chav related topic, alot of these chavs have familys now, alot of them are irish families, which automatically means that family is fucking huge, nuts and fucking hard. You stick up for yourself in any way, you'll have 100 irishmen kicking you to death, and they'll probably get away with it...........


or if you're insane like I am, you run after them naked, covered in emo blood and wielding a chainsaw. See if anyone bothers you again. Only trouble is, you'll probably be locked away in a padded cell for a long time.

[assimilate]

it would be worth it!!! i just laught hat the chav gene pool is slowly rotting away itself as they are all inbreeding!!! chav women get pregnant at 15 from 1 guy and within 3 years she's got 6 kids form each of his mates!!! so their gene pool is stagnantiing hence why they are all dumb fucks!! they are slowly destroying themselves!!!

[Big-Al]

good way to spread aids too

[assimilate]

yeah they are inbred coz one of them screws 1 guy gets up the duff has kids, then proceeds to screw his best mates and has another 3 or 4 kids and then well otyher than it all being so she gets more benefits its also stagnating the gene pool!!! shame my nephew is one of these inbred twats!!! as i love the lil guy!!!

[acculja]

good way to spread aids too

I believe you have just discovered the solution to the chav problem. Now all we have to do is get one of them to fuck a baboon.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I believe you have just discovered the solution to the chav problem. Now all we have to do is get one of them to fuck a baboon.
That already happens. Chavs are fucking apes, so fucking a chav is like fucking a baboon.

[Degloved]

fucking scum.

[h8core]

What can I say 'cept white trash...
oh yeah, and HAIL AIDS!

[assimilate]

every ones got aids, aids, aids aids!!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And some fucking chav stole my iPod in PE! HOW FUCKING DARE THEY! It has all my Cannibal Corpse, Necrolord, Napalm Death and Gorgoroth.

[assimilate]

and i bet they dotn know how to work it and cant flog it so are stuck tlistening to death metal!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And black metal. And thrash metal. And grindcore. And etc.

Oh well. I am going to have to get the police in. I WANT MY FUCKING IPOD!

[EASTWOOD]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5824700402859319593&q=chav

is this what you guys have to deal with?

coming from boston and seeing some rediculous shit happen in the 22 years of my life, these people would be laughed at over in america. i can see however getting jumped by like ten of these kids as being bad though. thats common sense. if that happened here they wouldnt make it out of the city. it must suck being infested by this scum. its one thing to have people that act this way by nature, but most of these "chavs" make it look like its an act

[Big-Al]

And black metal. And thrash metal. And grindcore. And etc.

Oh well. I am going to have to get the police in. I WANT MY FUCKING IPOD!
shouldn't take such things to school :iex:

[Degloved]

Lets face it Eastwood America is a fucking shit hole, im also from Boston, ever been to Chelsea? thats were i live, Chelsea is a complete fucking shithole, Chelsea itself is packed with more scum than the entire UK. ever been stabbed in the neck by a mexican? i have.

[assimilate]

damn mexicans!!! dude why the fuck did u buy an ipod there shit!!!!!

[EASTWOOD]

Lets face it Eastwood America is a fucking shit hole, im also from Boston, ever been to Chelsea? thats were i live, Chelsea is a complete fucking shithole, Chelsea itself is packed with more scum than the entire UK. ever been stabbed in the neck by a mexican? i have.

yes i have been tyo chelsea and the rest of the boston suburbs. i get freaked out in the city after living there for a couple years. every night i looked out my window(luckily on the second floor) only to see robberies, car jackings and a whole slew of crime. im happy i didnt have a car while there. the worst ive seen is mattapan. the main office for the company i work for is located there and i hate having to go there. ive never been stabbed by a mexican, but i did run over a kid at government center after he stole some ladies bags and ran. he darted right out in front of me and bounced off my hood going like 40 mph. the cops said i was lucky to be in the right place at the right time. WTF

[assimilate]

hmm seems cops in the states are in fact lazy doughnut munchers who cant do anything

[EASTWOOD]

true that but without them in some way we would all be dead.

it would be like escape from new york with no cops. just crime and gangs running everywhere

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

damn mexicans!!! dude why the fuck did u buy an ipod there shit!!!!!
I got it for Christmas. And I took it to school because I like being able to listen to The Berzerker on the bus home.

[Big-Al]

yes i have been tyo chelsea and the rest of the boston suburbs. i get freaked out in the city after living there for a couple years. every night i looked out my window(luckily on the second floor) only to see robberies, car jackings and a whole slew of crime. im happy i didnt have a car while there. the worst ive seen is mattapan. the main office for the company i work for is located there and i hate having to go there. ive never been stabbed by a mexican, but i did run over a kid at government center after he stole some ladies bags and ran. he darted right out in front of me and bounced off my hood going like 40 mph. the cops said i was lucky to be in the right place at the right time. WTF
lol, your lucky the kid diddn't sue you for dangerous driving lol

[EASTWOOD]

lol, your lucky the kid diddn't sue you for dangerous driving lol

i do know what your saying. he probabluy would of got away with it if he sued me, but there were like a hundred witnesses and like 5 guys running after him. it was like one of those conventions they have in the center. he stole two bags from this lady from saks fifth ave. was probably like a couple grand in merch.
i found it funny that the cop said i was in the right place at the right time meaning i drove by at the right time to hit the kid cuz he didnt feel like chasing him.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Good. That asshole deserved that.

[emperadorXXIV]

Muslims hate everything that makes a chav a chav.

Why can't they behead the trash? I mean seriously...

[Raziel4707]

really?

[Big-Al]

oh yes!

[assimilate]

i think we should convince muslims that the west is not evil but infact chavs and emos and watch them go and kill them all for us!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

YEah, but that will be kind of difficult as most of those who are emo are the type who try to be PC and all that bullshit.

[acculja]

They both suck.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I was not denying that both emos and chavs suck shit. It is just that while chavs are fucking dumbass baboons, emos are whiney, middle class, bitchy little pious Christians trying to make themselves look athiest.

[assimilate]

dont forget gay!!!

[dave salmon]

Me and a friend have been waiting for shit to properly hit the fan on a global level, then, holy war time motherfucker! swords, armour, guns, explosives and various other fun things VS chavs...............

[Zerker]

amen to that mate

[assimilate]

kill the heathen bastards!!!
all of them!!

[Zerker]

kill them all leave them impaled on iron spikes

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

DEATH TO THE CHAV SCUM! They are fucking annoying, smelly knuckle dragging fucktards.

[acculja]

*berzerker growl*
C...H...A....V....
GRIND!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

They took my iPod so I will get the police to kick their asses soon. And if I find out who stole it they will die.

[Big-Al]

They took my iPod so I will get the police to kick their asses soon. And if I find out who stole it they will die.
i kinda doubt you ever will :(
humanity sucks

[this_is_my_reality]

I lost faith in the human race a long time ago.
The police won't do fuck all to find your iPod, they are lazy, overly PC cunts.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

If they do not do anything, then they must die.

[acculja]

N.W.A. : Fuck tha police!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Why do chavs have to be allowed human rights? Everyone knows they are just animals.

[emperadorXXIV]

N.W.A. : Fuck tha police!

I want justice! I want justice!

Fuck you, you chav motherfuuuuuccccckkkkeeeerrrrrr!!!

[Raziel4707]

the people who scream for justice are almost always, without exception those who do not deserve it or for whom justice would be an extreme form of punishment.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Indeed. I admit you did sum it up quite well there....

[Big-Al]

Why do chavs have to be allowed human rights? Everyone knows they are just animals.
All humans are animals! never forget that my friend.

Chavs however are a virus.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And a virus that can only be cured.... WITH FIRE!

[acculja]

What the hell? lol

That rhymed.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Heh heh heh. Disco inferno= standing on a chavs burning head and spinning around so that their face is worn into tarmac.

[dave salmon]

they should be scalped with thier own copied "fiddy cent" cd's

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Or shot point blank in the back of the head.

[dazzlerman]

They deserve to be choked to death with their fake chains.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Or be roasted over a fire while being whipped and kicked. Then taken off, have their nails ripped out and a device formerly used for torturing liars, whores and homosexuals inserted into their rectums and expanded so the lining of the anus is broken. Then force them to eat infected shit and leave them to suffer in agony as you make them die in a cold, dark, damp cell.

[Big-Al]

Or be roasted over a fire while being whipped and kicked. Then taken off, have their nails ripped out and a device formerly used for torturing liars, whores and homosexuals inserted into their rectums and expanded so the lining of the anus is broken. Then force them to eat infected shit and leave them to suffer in agony as you make them die in a cold, dark, damp cell.
wtf?








(isn't a little public humiliation better? (rather than the cold damp cell i mean :p))

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Heh heh heh. You are just jealous that I thought of that idea.

[dave salmon]

we should add some cyanide to a few shipments of white lightening or some sort of cheap cider these fuckers drink and sell it at half price...............

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Or throw them off cliffs into sodium hyrdoxide.

[acculja]

Chemistry is fun!

(But A.P. Chem isn't)

[Big-Al]

^and puss!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And mucus.

[Big-Al]

and broken rap/rnb CDs ;)

[assimilate]

oi i drink white lightening it helps make uber lethal snakebites mixed with special brew!!! it fucks u up big time!!!! i say we just do to them what we will do with emos!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Rape them? Heh heh heh. Just kidding. But I prefer my idea of forcing them to be tortured to death. Possibly put them in a brazen bull.

[this_is_my_reality]

Indeed

[acculja]

That sounds like a Cryptopsy lyric.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I need to get some people in my band. Then I could use all my ideas for killing chavs as lyrics.

[armandstone]

lol over here white lightning is methylated spirits and milk

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

When I lived in South Africa methylated spirits was the equivalent of white lightning.

[assimilate]

it still is amte well its still fuckig lethal!!! damn white cider being so cheap and stuff

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Meh. At least you do not wear bloody chav clothes. But with White Lightning I would not touch it.

[acculja]

I FEAR NO MORTAL BREW!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I do not fear it. I just look down on it. Quite frankly I would kill for some Everclear. I want to dance with death.

[dave salmon]

Well we should all be looking towards the future with fire in our hearts and swords in out hands with some dragon force and a large battery powered stereo system on hand for the inevitable time when the world falls apart and its every man for himself.......any one up for killing some motherfuckers to fury of the storm in a typical "we slay dragons with big axes so we'll slay you because you have a face with no beard" way?

[Raziel4707]

in a way, armaggeddon would be the best thing that happened to this planet. only those with the will to survive would make it and hopefully the same mistakes would not be made

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And hopefully there will still be tinned fruit.

[acculja]

And porn

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Hey. Once the Apocalypse has ended and we survive, there will be no need for porn. Hopefully the sexiest ladies will also have survived.

[assimilate]

when the armageddon happesn i'll be 50 foot underground with porn pc's dvd players and other sit living a luxury live then when its all calmed down i'll re-appear a sur messiah and rule the world!!! and raziel can be in charge of ym elite guard!!!! raaaa also we aint listening to dragon force during it!!!! ffs have some taste!!!

[Big-Al]

^who's gonna brew your beer?

[assimilate]

moonshine matey moonshine!!!

[Big-Al]

what does one make moonshine with?

[assimilate]

errr we'll find out!!!

[Big-Al]

gonna need:
-corn meal
-sugar
-water
-yeast
-malt
:D

[assimilate]

i do it this way!!!

1: buy a big marrow!!!!
2: cut the top off and hollow it all out
3: fill it with brown sugar
4: seal it all back up
5: put a few holes into it
6: hang it up over a bucket or something and leave for a few weeks!!!
7: drink responsibly this stuff can make u go blind!!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Or how about just steal shit loads of booze before hand as well as the ingredients as well as a distillation kit.

[this_is_my_reality]

i do it this way!!!

1: buy a big marrow!!!!
2: cut the top off and hollow it all out
3: fill it with brown sugar
4: seal it all back up
5: put a few holes into it
6: hang it up over a bucket or something and leave for a few weeks!!!
7: drink responsibly this stuff can make u go blind!!!!
I might just try that

[Raziel4707]

when the armageddon happesn i'll be 50 foot underground with porn pc's dvd players and other sit living a luxury live then when its all calmed down i'll re-appear a sur messiah and rule the world!!! and raziel can be in charge of ym elite guard!!!! raaaa also we aint listening to dragon force during it!!!! ffs have some taste!!!
general Raziel reporting for duty SAH! there could be roving gangs of mutated chavs and twisted emos skulking in caves and london wil be all dirty and look like its been burnt down and evil lurks within all the buildings... damn armaggeddon wont change a thing!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Mutated chavs? The only possible mutation of a chav is for them to actually begin to resemble the humans from which they devolved.

[emperadorXXIV]

^who's gonna brew your beer?

and who will mutilate and rape his innards?

Btw, I guess you could use your anus's to open the beer bottles with. Just an idea.

[Raziel4707]

hmm, kind of a butt-hole opener, intruiging

[assimilate]

i said it once i'll say it again nothing is going near my ass!! i'll just use my trusty bottle opener like i alwasy do matey!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

[emperadorXXIV]

i'll just use my trusty "bottle opener" like i alwasy do matey!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

That's what I'm talking about. :beerchug:

[assimilate]

lol my ass is not ym trusty bottle opener!!! i'll demonstrate on ur head though lol!!!!

[BerzerkCorpse]

This guy is fucking funny as hell.

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

I love the way he talks.

[dave salmon]

got some gas! want some gas?

[mapex7string]

De-evolution

Modern medicine, and liberal pussies, and globalist scum, have allowed for retards to survive, thrive, and multiply. Normally lack of intelligence, geneticaly inherited disease, or some shit would wipe out the unworthy, for the dominant to survive.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Indeed. But this is what happens when you class apes as humans.

[Big-Al]

^same difference... kill 'em all

[emperadorXXIV]

Seriously, all bleeding-heart liberals who shame England, and who bend-over backwards so as not to offend anyone non-white, and who apologise for offending Muslims... I mean fuck muslims man, they were in London, promising to attack the West because of some fucking pictures in a magazine. The pictures were not even printed in England... everyone had the good sense not too. I saw in the newspapers a picture of a young child with an 'I *heart* Al Quieda' hat on her head. I mean, which is more offensive, that... or some fucking cartoon. Plus, those towlie-heads show videos of people being be-headed all the time in their own crummy land... I mean really, fuck those fucking fuckers. Nostradamus says we'll be at war with them within 4 years.... and we are destined to win after a war that will last 27 years.

Phew, that was spontaineous........... :emot-gigg

[Raziel4707]

i whole hertedly agree. the little girl you mentioned, her last name is Jihad. seriously. and her father stood up and announced "meet al-qaieda's youngest member!" um, shouldn't someone have arrested him? the police are all like "yes mr Blair, we're on the look out for al-qaieda, we'll find the terrorists for you" and they let that guy go? what were they thinking, like "ah just cos the one year old baby is a terrorist sympathiser doesn't mean the parents are". so, what, she was rebelling? is our paediatric service crap or something?
the thing that pisses me off is that the situation with the muslims at the moment is shit, at least with some muslims, so why print those cartoons at all? i know it was a freedom of speech stunt, but why pull a stunt like that towards a religion that has several millitant extremists wings that are currently at large, one of which is responsible for the first attack on american soil since, what, forever? how the fuck did they think these people were going to react? "oh haha, the prophet has a bomb on his head?" yeah right. not to mention that there is also a very large population of muslims that actually quite like this country and have integrated well, but were still really offended. what good could possibly have come of this? some people are so damned stupid and it makes me sick to think that all of the people hurt in the inevitable violence which ensued were of a diplomatic nature or were innocent bystanders and nothing to do with the cartoons. the people who released them should be fucking strung up before any more innocents are hurt over this.

[dave salmon]

Thats the one thing that pisses me off about these muslims, the second they're offended, "The west will be punished for what they/he/she have done, blah blah blah". why the fuck should we have to suffer threats because some government motherfucker speaking out of turn or taking whatever actions which in turn offend muslims. I didn't print those pictures, my family didn't, im sure all of the people on this forum and thier familys had nothing to do with it, but baring any one from the far east (if there is any one) we are all apprently in danger........what do these people thing is gonna happen if they go to war with the west? do they not see that america alone has enough weaponry to kill each and evey muslim many times over? and why do they fail to see that they are stooping to the level of the people who offended them or who have killed/injured muslims? its really pathetic that people who have no religious preference, and up until the various attacks had no opion, good or bad against the muslim culture should have to live in some level of fear of being blown up/beaten up/taunted/shot/kidnapped/beheaded and the many other different threats they have made on our heads despite the fact that

[dave salmon]

Thats the one thing that pisses me off about these extremist muslims, the second they're offended, "The west will be punished for what they/he/she have done, blah blah blah". why the fuck should we have to suffer threats because of some government motherfucker speaking out of turn or taking whatever actions which in turn offend muslims. I didn't print those pictures, my family didn't, im sure all of the people on this forum and thier familys had nothing to do with it, but baring any one from the far east (if there is any one) we are all apprently in danger........what do these people think is gonna happen if they go to war with the west? do they not see that america alone has enough weaponry to kill each and evey muslim many times over? and why do they fail to see that they are stooping to the level of the people who offended them or who have killed/injured muslims? its really pathetic that people who have no religious preference, and up until the various attacks had no opion, good or bad against the muslim culture, should have to live in some level of fear of being blown up/beaten up/taunted/shot/kidnapped/beheaded and the many other different threats they have made on our heads despite the fact that WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIER PROBLEMS.........

[assimilate]

all fuckig stupid u dont see them fucking threatening to bomb the danish for it do ya?

[emperadorXXIV]

Thing is in England, the Chinese have intergrated well, have set up shops and stuff, and we have no problems with the Chinese at all. Shieks intergrate well... Tiwanese... Irish... American... and most Muslims can interrgrate, but some of them just cannot.

But Muslims think they are the best; their mindset is like this example;

two guys having a one dimensional argument; 'my opinion is better than yours.'

First guy (non-Muslim) says: my opinion is better than yours.

Second guy (muslim) says: No, my opinion is better!

and then the Muslim beheads the other guy because he is immensly proud.



But what really gets me, is when those guys said Britian was a piece of shit, even though they were British! They have completely polarized themselves from us and have declared us the enemy (why the West anyways? Why not... the South?) with the Western power of freedom. The fact that it is incredibly obvious we're going to have attacks, and those who went to the rally are the attackers, and nothing was done at all. It absolutely infuriates me, the governement could've used the rally like a sting, and arrested ever troublesome motherfcker, but this government doesn't give a fuck about our safety or it would have acted.... and don't say they didn't arrest anyone at the rally because of freedom of speech; we're due to get ID cards in I think 2007, there's talk of changing all UK signposts that show distance in miles, to Kilometres, the cost will be just under a billion.... and why?????

because when the Germans come to London for football, they will feel more comfortable.

I'm sick of having a pussy government that apologises to everyone all the time, whilst at the same time imposes it's stupid fucking laws which don't have anything to do with running the country itself. Bill Hicks was right, the true threat to freedom is the government. Oh, and fuck Islam.

[assimilate]

the government shoudl grow some balls!!! i was talking to someone about somethign and they said if the bnp was to get into power they would have blair arrested for his crimes!!! if blair wasnt prime minister he woulda been arrested and sent down along time ago!!! i personally think the bnp would shake up some good in thsi country on this front!!!! and i say this in a non racist point of view!!!

[dave salmon]

Ok, i have thought a bit about what would happen if the bnp were in power, it would not be good atall. All it would do is stir yet more shit, we'd all be branded nazi's because we live under a government which would be seen to be discriminating against all other races. I mean, i want something done about all these extremist pieces of shit as much as the next man, but if the bnp came to power the skin haeds would be crawling out of the wood-work and no one would be safe from it. I personally don't know what needs to be done, realistically. un-realistically, if it were up to me i'd use a few of the supposedly dispanded SAS and do some good old silencing. give say, 15 guys each a rifle and the addresses to these peoples house, and then see what happens........can alah stop bullets???

its these pieces of shit extremists that give muslims a bad name, i work with a few muslim people, they are the nicest people i have met in a long while.....

[emperadorXXIV]

Nazism is popular among the youth of Germany, I think Nazism will be popular in Germany in the near future.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

All I can say is that the problems with life at the moment all relate to the main monotheistic religions and the liberal democracy. WIth the monotheists, they can all go to hell for there is evidence that their god of love and peace is a load of shit. Millions have been killed in the name of some divine loving machine. It is shit. I cannot be bothered into going into the full explanation, but there are some Muslims who hate the bloodshed and the conflict and wish for the whole stupidity to end.

[Raziel4707]

i feel really sorry for the integrated muslims. they are some of the nicest, most loving people i have ever met. theres a couple who run a shop near me and whenever you go in there they always say hello and ask how you are, and actually listen to your answer, and say thank you and god bless you when you leave. where else do you see that level of courtesy? as with everything else in life, it is a few idiots who ruin it for everyone else. and yet they have the ordasity to call us fascists? this will continue this way for a very long time, as they know they would not win an open war, and i would love to see gang violence on a large scale. this may be a pathetic little island, but its the pathetic little island that grabbed the entire planet by the bollocks at one point, and the far east is not much more advanced now than it was then. we, on the other hand, are.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

A sad time we are in. That couple which live by you sound wonderful. Those in the far east are okay. I do not have a problem with them. I just have a problem with the extremists and conservatives of every religion. I hate religious extremists as they quite often are the assholes who in actual fact know fuck all about their religion and are more like heretics.

[acculja]

I dunny really lika religion.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Yeah. Various religions annoy me. Especially Chrisitans. That is why I piss this one conservative Christian off on the bus to school. It is hilarious. I can rip the piss out of his supposed faith by showing his complete lack of knowledge of his own holy book. And I am the fucking blasphemer.

[Big-Al]

Yeah. Various religions annoy me. Especially Chrisitans. That is why I piss this one conservative Christian off on the bus to school. It is hilarious. I can rip the piss out of his supposed faith by showing his complete lack of knowledge of his own holy book. And I am the fucking blasphemer.how "big" of you

Humans suck.

@ The Berzerker: Bring back the masks so we don't have to look at humans onstage.

:(


:bonk:

[assimilate]

religion is pointless hence why i'm an atheist!!! i only mentioned the bnp being in power as it would sort out the terrorists living in this country but as pointed out it would cause even more mayhem!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

how "big" of you

Humans suck.

@ The Berzerker: Bring back the masks so we don't have to look at humans onstage.

:(


:bonk:
I know it sounds stupid of me, but I am dead against this conservative shit head on the bus. He knows fuck all about his religion, yet he goes on about how evil the music I listen to is and how it is wrong for me not to be Christian. And I just find it fucking irritating when someone who is supposedly a devout Christian who believes in the ideas of love and peace only expresses his desire to censor all philosophy which is not Christian. This same person is also quite racist and I disagree with it. I also have similar arguments with idiots at my school who try to be 100% PC, because PC is just another way of censorship and avoiding the issue which is causing so much trouble. If people were not so afraid of tackling the issue and tearing down the walls in our society instead of being PC, pussy liberal fags there would be far less problems. Until the day comes that we in the west can just accept the past and move on instead of constantly feeling guilty, there will always be the problems of ignorance and racism.

[Big-Al]

what have you got against liberalism???

don't you mean conservative "fags"? (like bush?)

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I consider the neo-conservatives as a generation of blind fools who will die out soon. The conservatives in our society are also a problem as they try to sedate all they hate. They deserve nothing but mocking for their attempts to restrain the human mind.

[BerzerkCorpse]

http://www.fat-pie.com/inthestudiowithdevvo.htm

[indented_head]

Hilarity. In australia we call them Lads.
They all suck at life.

We do???

[armandstone]

We do???


i call them wiggas (wannabe niggers)

[Degloved]

"fuck Islam"


Agreed, i lived in Iran for 5 years, truly the most retarted people, their logic is simple, this is all they think: Islam is the best way and the only way, whoever disagrees and dosnt want to be muslim shall be killed.

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I do not mind Muslims. But chavs are scum. Especially the ones who claim to be Christian. THey are some of the most retarded assholes ever.

[Raziel4707]

I know it sounds stupid of me, but I am dead against this conservative shit head on the bus. He knows fuck all about his religion, yet he goes on about how evil the music I listen to is and how it is wrong for me not to be Christian. And I just find it fucking irritating when someone who is supposedly a devout Christian who believes in the ideas of love and peace only expresses his desire to censor all philosophy which is not Christian. This same person is also quite racist and I disagree with it. I also have similar arguments with idiots at my school who try to be 100% PC, because PC is just another way of censorship and avoiding the issue which is causing so much trouble. If people were not so afraid of tackling the issue and tearing down the walls in our society instead of being PC, pussy liberal fags there would be far less problems. Until the day comes that we in the west can just accept the past and move on instead of constantly feeling guilty, there will always be the problems of ignorance and racism.
pc works to a point. i agree that black people should be able to watch tv or go out in public without being ridiculed or called niggers, but what i cant stand is being told i have to call a black board a chalk board, because the use of the word black has unfair racial conotations. if this pc crap actually helped anyone fine, but not being able to call brain stroming (you know, spider diagrams) brain storming because it happens to share its name with the eratic electrical activity in the brain of an epileptic during a seizure? get fucked. this stuff annoys the shit out of me. when was the last time there was some government annoucement saying "we are rescinding a law because we realised what a pile of horse shit it actually was, sorry folks!" its always you can't do, say or think this that or the other. and they wonder why everyone gets so pissed off with them?

by the way, the christian backlash has begun, just as i and most of you knew it would. in nigeria, in response to the muslim murders of 20 christians, a group of christians went on a rampage with machetes, butchering 80 muslims. buckle up people, the downward spiral into violence is beginning.

[armandstone]

i recon fuck off all this pc bullshit, white people are being strangled by these political correctness laws and god forbid we even think badly of a black person, i mean fuck i work in west end/southbank in brisbane and for the most part i see abbos sitting around sniffing paint and drinking goon and harassing white people, THEN we have the sudanese people who hang around in gangs doing the same thing

but fuck me they get away with being racist towards white people and other cultures so fuck them, they dont do anything to deserve to be treated equally

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

by the way, the christian backlash has begun, just as i and most of you knew it would. in nigeria, in response to the muslim murders of 20 christians, a group of christians went on a rampage with machetes, butchering 80 muslims. buckle up people, the downward spiral into violence is beginning.
Heh. Further supports my theory of Chaos AD. We are slowly on the downward spiral into the apocalypse. Just need to wait for oil to become even more scarce, China to become the other super power, another great famine in Africa and for a dictator to emerge in Europe and we will have full blown apocalypse. And with the point about black people being racist, I agree that it is sickening that they are allowed to harass other races. In the UK record stores play music by racist black rappers. In Africa there is plenty of racism towards whites. It is all a load of shit, but the sort of shit that will be around during the forth coming apocalypse.

[Big-Al]

Just need to wait for oil to become even more scarce, China to become the other super power, another great famine in Africa and for a dictator to emerge in Europe and we will have full blown apocalypse.
the dictator will suposidly come from Rome, and yeah, it's all happening...

as discribed in the bible etc... Seven hills and stuff. (for thows of you who don't believe in Jesus, at least reed the REVELATIONS chapter oh the holy bible (it's about the last chapter i think...)
although apparently there is a demonic version that discribes hell "winning" : :limpwrist

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

I doubt the dictator I am thinking of will be Italian. Italy is not strong enough to create some evil dictator. Probably going to be from eastern Europe or instead be if one of the right wing parties takes control.

[Big-Al]

I doubt the dictator I am thinking of will be Italian. Italy is not strong enough to create some evil dictator. Probably going to be from eastern Europe or instead be if one of the right wing parties takes control.
he'll be the president of the EU

[Raziel4707]

anyone who knows anything much about human nature will know that an appocolypse of sorts is an inevitability. thing is, some white people, some blacks, some asian etc will always be racist. they can all go get fucked as far as im concerned, coloured or not. eventually this beautiful powder keg is going to blow, and everyone will be forced to survive as best they can. true human nature will reassert itself and things will get messy, very messy

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

And when the powder keg blows up, I am going to make sure I have a machete and many, many more arrows.

[armandstone]

the dictator will suposidly come from Rome, and yeah, it's all happening...

as discribed in the bible etc... Seven hills and stuff. (for thows of you who don't believe in Jesus, at least reed the REVELATIONS chapter oh the holy bible (it's about the last chapter i think...)
although apparently there is a demonic version that discribes hell "winning" : :limpwrist


man if you actually read the bible you will clearly see that the final days will happen when all religions unite, and build there temple in the holy land (babylon as it was once called) and the true dictator will be the devil in disguise

oh and fuck your god if you happen to be christian

[Degloved]

"i recon fuck off all this pc bullshit, white people are being strangled by these political correctness laws and god forbid we even think badly of a black person, i mean fuck i work in west end/southbank in brisbane and for the most part i see abbos sitting around sniffing paint and drinking goon and harassing white people, THEN we have the sudanese people who hang around in gangs doing the same thing

but fuck me they get away with being racist towards white people and other cultures so fuck them, they dont do anything to deserve to be treated equally"





that is so fucking right.

[Big-Al]

man if you actually read the bible you will clearly see that the final days will happen when all religions unite, and build there temple in the holy land (babylon as it was once called) and the true dictator will be the devil in disguise

oh and fuck your god if you happen to be christian
all the nations being europe.

australia hadn't been discovered back the, and alot of our current "nations" were just waste land back then, with nomad tribes...
and the temple buing rebuilt refers to the muslim mosque in jurusalem geting knoked down, and solomans temple buing rebuilt

[armandstone]

yes but to put the events into modern text it would have to be EVERY nation, and in the times of jesus, the middle east was the known world with small parts of the mediterranean, christianity came from the deserts and thats all it knew, as this was pre jesus slaying shit aswell

last check the middle east was about to explode in a firestorm of violence

and for a modern day interpretation view of revalations

america: 9/11 represented the 2 brothers being seperated in the city of god and the pentagon being fistfucked by a plane represents the seals being broken

china: throughout chinese history they have always placed the dragon or serpent as a sign of power and honour and throughout the bible, satan has been described as either a serpent or as a vast majestic dragon, and to put this into practice for the past 10 or so years china has been slowly pushing the borders of russia back without any resistance, now it is only a matter of time for the russians to strike back against the chinese and that is where the beast would start to make his presence known, now religion under communisim practically doesnt exsist, BUT seeing as religion relys of fear it can be used to unite people under the one god or belief (communisim) now communisim relys on propoganda and fear also it relys on uniting people towards a goal, so why not build a temple or a statue of there leader who would be satan in disguise (look at china and communist russia for examples of what im talking about)

and that is an interpretation of what revalations and how it can be linked to our modern times


and btw im not religious and dont believe in the bullshit i just typed but i know heaps of people who do so it cant be a far fetched interpretation

[armandstone]

and yes i cant spell revelations very well

[Big-Al]

and yes i cant spell revelations very well
good, cos I sure as hell can't!

[emperadorXXIV]

"fuck Islam"


Agreed, i lived in Iran for 5 years, truly the most retarted people, their logic is simple, this is all they think: Islam is the best way and the only way, whoever disagrees and dosnt want to be muslim shall be killed.

100% true. :emot-nod:

[assimilate]

i dont see islam having huge airports a decent military and sattelite tv and ps2's!!!! neither does it have a decent economy!!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

YEah. And the thing is that it will stay that way for a long, long time.

[Raziel4707]

its the witch trials all over again. im an atheist, but religion is a complex system of metaphors and proverbs, and makes a great deal of sense with regards to the appocolypse. shame is that people didnt take those things as a warning, it was taken as an inevitability and so nothing was done to avoid any of it. people always have this "ah well, the next generation will deal with it" and that apathy has lead to the generation of deviants and miscreants we have now, also a beautiful representation of the age of satan beginning again. this will continue until the "good people" decide enough is enough, there is a war and things revert to the other way, hence the age of god returning. what make sit all really quite funny is that one way or another, eventually the ice age will begin and after that maybe 15, maybe 100 million years later the sun will explode, fucking us all over anyway! woohoo!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Yeah. Unfortunately I am going to miss the sun exploding. Would be funny to sit back and watch as any person who still believes in the greatness of a divine being realises that it does not give a shit about humanity as it allows the only planet proven to have life so far disappear. If there is a god it is most likely like Cthulhu in the sense of being amoral.

[Raziel4707]

a lot of religious people judge god in human terms, which is hillarious. a good quote for you by the man, the legend, Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read.
"if we were all to sit at gods feet and say father, why are we here? god would turn and say "Piss off, im trying to find out where i came from""

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Clever quote. The main problem I have with Christianity today is that it oversimplified its god. This is what is killing it. The god of Christianity is no longer the great ineffable being it once was. It is now just a being within human restrictions.

[Raziel4707]

the christians have become week willed, week minded and the only religion to be "under-zealus" for want of a better (or for that matter real) word. they went through their fire and brimstone stage, just like some muslims are now and then slowly went too far the other way and became complete pacifists. i know some muslims would disagree that modern christians are pacifists, but imagine if it was the christians of old fighting this war. every muslim would be on the shit list. a very small number of them slashed their way across the world within a relatively short period of time and when they owned the world, they began to weaken. strange really, but at least the christians gave a chance to convert. with these extremists it doesn't matter what race you are, what religion or how good a life you lead, your a target if your not muslim. some real black humour there. if this is all true and this hook handed fuck abu hamza ends up at the pearly gates or muslim equivalent thereof, he's lead a life of hatred and death, yet his victims and the victims of people like him have been aid workers, everyday citizens and soldiers who have been trying to keep the peace and help the general public in war torn areas. id love to see the look on his face when his god casts him down and lets all of his victims into paradise

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

Yeah. The thing though is that during Christian days of fire and brimstone the Muslims were the enlightened pacifists who developed incredibly advanced belief systems. And with Islamic terrorists, I find it amusing that none of them come from the mystical sections of Islam like Sufi Islam. You find the traditional Sunni terrorists and then the Shia (who believe in a system of Imams who came to try and guide the people of the world to a better life) attacking innocent people, yet no Sufi terrorists. Problem though is that there are not enough Sufi around the world to make the rest of Islam just give peace a chance.

[h8core]

Lets face it Eastwood America is a fucking shit hole, im also from Boston, ever been to Chelsea? thats were i live, Chelsea is a complete fucking shithole, Chelsea itself is packed with more scum than the entire UK. ever been stabbed in the neck by a mexican? i have.

Hey, I lived in Kensington and Chelsea for 4.5 years when I was a kid! :)
Hail Hyde Park!
/derail
Sorry for the offtopic, but I think I made my point clear when talking about chavs/wiggers - just...just...die...Those idiots have probably never been surrounded by 5 of the "people" they're emulating in a dark alley at night, now, have they? Erm, probably not, since mommy doesn't let them hang out when it's dark.
A specific, non-h8core genre song come to my mind instantly
M.O.D. - Wigga
So true...
And for a quick update - Ethnic Cleansing - Hail AIDS :emot-boun

[Big-Al]

AIDES FOR TEH W1N!!!!

[Cannibalistic_Horror]

The Ethnic Cleansing thing just reminds me of this one game created by white supremacists called that. I only found out about while searching on the Resistance Records site for music by Graveland and NOkturnal Mortum.

[h8core]

The Ethnic Cleansing thing just reminds me of this one game created by white supremacists called that. I only found out about while searching on the Resistance Records site for music by Graveland and NOkturnal Mortum.

Yeah, there's also a game, but I was thinking of the band. You can find it on that same site as well I think. They're absolutely insane, the vocalist is a fuckin maniac and lyrics are as misanthrope as the berzerkers.