Death Metal Scares The General Public
Tags: Jodie Tillman of The Miami Herald > Summer Slaughter 2012 > Summer Slaughter Gun Threat
Following up on our news regarding the Summer Slaughter gun threat over the weekend, the wide-eyed world of non-metal understanding journalists have taken like ducks to water over the story. Check out this doozy from Jodie Tillman of The Miami Herald. Applause all round for Ms. Tillman.
The unexpected interlude sent into the early evening sunlight the black-shrouded concertgoers, many of them wearing T-shirts featuring such bands as Goatwhore or bearing such world views as “Living Hell.”
They griped, they stood with arms folded, they looked for sustenance.
“Sir dude, can we cross and get a beer?” a young man asked an officer, who nodded and lifted the crime tape for passage.
Justin Freeman, 27, of Wesley Chapel, had been waiting to see the headliner band, Cannibal Corpse. He said he couldn’t imagine violence at a death metal tour, where fans indulge brief slips into fantasy and laugh at intentionally overwrought lyrics.
“intentionally overwrought lyrics.”
Overwrought.
Nice…
Now you can finish your mature and non-overwrought album by Mr Bieber. Thank you.
Well Jodie Tillman Florida scares me at times. I mean there have been times when Florida cities ask their citizens to turn in unused guns and what-not and people turn in hand grenades. I mean really I think Florida has more guns and ammo than people. So before you say anything about Death Metal scarring the public, why don’t you look at your own state. I have never scene more car accidents than when I visited Florida. Plus you guys got cannibals and the worlds largest population of dumb criminals, and people making dumb moves.
welcome to Florida, if you can make it here you can make it in Iraq.