Attack Attack! Speak Up About Frontman’s Departure

A statement from Andrew Wetzel in ATTACK ATTACK! regarding Nick Barham’s recent departure from the crabcore band has been released:

Why hello boys and girls!

Thought we’d throw you all a quick little update about what’s currently going on in the AA! lineup.

The band and Nick parted ways recently in a mutually agreed non-explosive fashion, which we all believe is the best for both sides.

Caleb is going to retire his keys and start screaming in the front of the band.

We DO NOT have a new person in our band.

Don’t worry, our music will still be full of Caleb’s programming, keys, and all the good things he concocts.  It will just be back-tracked live with the 808 samples and other nonsense on my iPod.

Anyways, we’re not gonna stop touring, playing shows, and having a generally wonderful time with all of you.

See you in your town soon!

5 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wait so their “music” is still going to be fucking terrible great thanks smn now I still know who not to listen too

  2. adeadhuman says:

    great news, im glad caleb is still gonna grace this band with his ability to make AA! sound like Tpain.

  3. Aysha says:

    haha i agree with the comments above. Oh Well, their fans must be glad though

  4. Azuma says:

    I think its kind of funny how they made the former frontman seem completely expendable. Then again I guess he is completely expendable within this genre of music XD

  5. Anonymous says:

    ^ Like half of all metal frontmen aren’t expendable…

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