Brochella 2009: Because Bros Need a Place to Mosh Too
The Brochella Music Festival has been born. Citing industry rejection as the reason behind its inception, on June 20 SRH Clothing, X103.9 and Suburban Noize Records are embracing bros from all walks of life with the first annual Brochella Music Festival at National Orange Show Pavilion in San Bernardino, CA. The festival will feature performances by Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Hedpe, Big B, Swollen Members and Kingspade.
Why? Because…
“Year after year the music industry has shunned bros. No music festival has ever embraced our backwards hat, baggy pants wearing bros until now.”
“When you don’t get invited to the cool guy party you throw your own hell raising bash,” commented Kottonmouth Kings‘ Daddy X. “We built a whole movement in being outcast and misfits, so we made our first festival an epic gathering of chaos and hot women.”
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hahaha…..they think juggalo girls are hot!
Hot women??? HAHAHAHA!!!
there will be no women at this show.
No woman?? Are you crazy lol. have you ever been to a KMK show you brain dead blog jumper LMAO
Maybe the “women” that will be at this “show” lack a certain amount of class for FACT…?
I agree in that respect.
PLZ LET IT DIE PLZ
Words cannot describe the stupidity in that statement.
In retrospect this might be a good idea, when they’re all inside we can torch the place.
I cant wait for Brochella.. Everyone thinks us Bro Hoes are big boobed bimbos.. your right.. but lets so your nerdie bitches do the things we do!!
hahaha i love you hollywood. me and the wifey are going and we cant fuckin wait… chris is mad cause its gonna be alllll brooossss lol and i think he is jealous.. cause we are pretty much hott bro hoes baby (not really bro HOES) and uhhhhhhh hes not lol…. shes gonna get swooped up.. l0l so who you going with baby!?
all you guys gotta stop hatin on us bro’s and bro hoe’s. yall are just jealous!
God you fucking BroHoes are fucking retarded. I swear to God, you all go to shows looking all ho’d out with your tight shirts and short ass mini skirts and get pissed as fuck when guys check you out. You stupid skank, if you want to avoid the comments and stupid jokes, don’t dress up the way you do. I really hope one of you end up getting raped… that shit would be funny as hell.
cant wait to see (hed) PE!!! fuck yeah, and tech n9ne!!! holy shit!!! and yes there will be hot chicks there, always at them shows! dont knock it unless you been and never experienced a show like subnoize puts on!! fuck the industry!! fuck all that “rap” they play on the radio! FUCK LIL WAYNE he sounds like a whining lil bitch! FUCK THE ILLUMINATI!! FUCK THE NEW WORLD ORDER and the NORTH AMERICAN UNION!! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!
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the pope just ordered a north american ordinance in which anyone who attends this show will be undoubtably; unquestionably, escorted to the depths of hell by satan’s own ever extending cock.
THERE WiLL BE HOT WOMEN & HOT ASS MEN!!!! iiTS A FUCKiiN BLAST. & iiF YOUR NOT GOiiN YOUR MiISSiiN OUT ON SOME ACTiiON.
Wo0o0o BRO CHELLLLA.
You people are so Fkn retarted. You think KMK gives a fuk bout ur bak words hat.God dam get a fkn life yah and hopefulyl theres a riot or some shit that will close this SHIT hole of a concert down
so who went, that shit was AWSOME!!!
Damn, I went to Brochella and it was completely amazing
Words cannot describe. Hot Guys and hot Hoes. All of the performances were incredible. By the way, all of us Hoes are not all stupid, some are quite intellegent. Such as myself.
the worst part was the mosh pit, it wasnt that good.