Bad Rumor Alert: Glenn Danzig To Star On Next Season of ‘Rock of Love’
Thursday, February 19, 2009
According to an outlandish rumor going around the web this week, GLENN DANZIG will be taking over for Bret Michaels on the next season of VH1’s calamity, ‘Rock of Love.’
Check out the “press release” here.
Who would you want to see really doing the show?
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Danzig needs a hug
i hope this is true, it would prove danzigs faggotry
yoooo i love my name
id watch. it would be awesome if he said nothing on the show but “yes…” or “no…” in his soft creepy pissed voice
Eww god! I dont even want to imagine the girls that would go for him.
I picture a bunch of mid 30’s to early 40’s used up goth whores.
No hot chicks in thier 20’s are into danzig. So if there are hot chicks in there 20’s on this show. Then you’ll know its the most scripted crock of shit ever!! Even more so than the current Rock of whores.
devil’s playyyyyythanggggggggggggggg
in my handssssssssss
Glenn is 53. It would have to be a bunch of old ass bitches.
For Danzig’s bodyguard, it would be great if they hired the guy from North Side Kings who knocked him out!
Well, girls go for flavor flav…. they need to have a show where girls compete for pee wee herman, that would rule.
I wanna see girls go wild for Gaahl!
He must have some groupies.
But Gaahl only like little boy cock remember durrrrr
This is not a rumor they are doing this. It will be the greatest show ever. Finally Danzig is getting some mainstream attention. He is the GREATEST lead singer EVER. Everything he ever did with the exception of Danzig 5 was friggin Snukaz YO
frankly I think anybody who does this show should be drug out into the street and shot, then they should make a low budget porn with the women on the show
to be brutally honest, id take a grater and grate off my misfits tat if this happened and burn all my danzig and danzig related shit. thats just plain offensive and wrong. danzig dosent need to be on ANY tv show unless its hosting something horror related or a metal show. NOTHING ELSE!
i’m a hot chick in my 20’s and i’d bang it out. danzig will always be sexy. sign me up.
I am sketchy on this one too. If it happens, it has to be like when Danzig was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force meaning that the house must bleed, have blood sprinklers, and the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future needs to be on there, possibly in the body guard role. They should also have a pool of blood made from the contestants of the other love shows and the losers join the pool.
I think Mr Byaahhh might have deep seeded mental issues. Glenn Danzig is old and gay anyway.
I’m a 20-year-old chick and I’d bang him. I’m not goth, by the way.
But I’d never be one of the contestants, that would be too stupid. I’d bang him once, maybe twice. But nothing else.
Gawd I hope this isnt true. I know this is an old ‘article’ and this is an old rumor but,,,,I just found this tonight so……guess I was WORKING at my JOB at the time and didnt have a chance to sit on my arse and waste time online catchin up on the latest garbage from VH1!
I dont think Glenn will sell out like that.
He is hot tho. Wow,,,,i can cook and sew and keep house and make a fine gin & tonic.And Im a great masseuse. Thats all a man needs…..besides sex .
i was just at the show in jersey the day after christmas – shit ruled
fuck you all