All Shall Perish Seek Touring Guitarist

Oakland CA’s ALL SHALL PERISH are seeking a temporary replacement for guitarist Chris Storey for upcoming touring commitments. The band has released the following statement:

“Our lead guitarist Chris Storey will be taking some time off to deal with some family issues and will be missing out on a few tours. We are looking for a touring replacement for a handful of upcoming tours, one fest run in Europe and one fest tour in the states. Please only apply if you are:

1. Over 18
2. Have all pro gear
3. Able to perform all lead guitar parts to “Black Gold Reign“, “Never Again” and “When Life Meant More
4. Drama and hard drug free
5.  In possession of a valid drivers license and passport

If you meet all these requirements please email us a link to a video of you playing any of the songs mentioned. If you can do a good enough job by ear, we will send you a response e-mail with tabs and videos. Email all tryout videos to  tryout@allshallperish.com

The band recently wrapped up a North American tour with HATE ETERNAL, JOB FOR A COWBOY, ANIMOSITY and ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY.

14 Comments

  1. All Shall Perish says:

    We are looking for someone who can play breakdowns and boring riffs.

  2. Anonymous says:

    ^ Incorrect. Try again.

  3. Dave says:

    Try and play half the shit Chris Storey plays, the band may not be groundbreaking, but he shreds some killer shit.

  4. Identicon Icon says:

    Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever.

  5. Your Mom Hits Harder says:

    I can rock a pretty wicked kazoo. That work for ya?

  6. FUCK says:

    that would actually improve the music

  7. Anonymous says:

    horrible music – incredible technique

  8. StinkyJoePlumber says:

    I hate taking it in the ass, but my boyfriend really knows what he’s doing, so I go along with it.

  9. Anonymous says:

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  10. Anonymous says:

    I like the work that Gauge does.

  11. Anonymous says:

    new cd is way better than anything they’ve put out thus far. sounds like a totally different band, almost.

  12. cannibal corpse says:

    entrails of a virgin’s cunt

  13. ASSBLASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    FUCK NIGGERS

  14. Anonymous says:

    Its “entrails ripped from a virgin’s cunt”.

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