The Worst Tour In The History of Live Music?

Prepare yourself, because JOB FOR A COWBOY’s headlining tour this Fall will also include HATE ETERNAL, ALL SHALL PERISH, ANIMOSITY, and the UK’s answer to JFAC: ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY. The first dates to be released are as follows:

November 26 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Strummers
November 29 – Portland, ME @ The Station
December 11 – Dallas, TX @ The Door

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45 Comments

  1. sofia says:

    x_x

  2. Brad says:

    Well, Hate Eternal is good….

  3. fuck says:

    is that a he or she?

  4. Anonymous says:

    So much for objective reporting!

  5. Anonymous says:

    what is the deal with hate eternal… tour with other METAL bands.. Hate eternal is on a downhill slide fast…

  6. hoof arted says:

    Fuck all yall…ASP is great

  7. cockknocker berto says:

    animosity and hate eternal will kick ass

  8. Haha Homos says:

    Just because some idiot on a news site says “Worst tour ever” everyone else votes low. But Slipknot gets aces all the way through. Hate Eternal kills Slipknot. You are all just a bunch of New Metal Loving queers.

  9. Kerry H Neuville says:

    Compared to Jimi Hendrix opening for The Monkees, this one hardly registers.

  10. mike says:

    Don’t lump ASP with the rest of the crappy deathcore crowd..

  11. Anonymous says:

    This tour has the “worst ever” tag, while an ad for the Thrash And Burn tour appears next to it…talk about shitty tours.

  12. crack head carianne says:

    figures…. its comeing to maine…

  13. sadsa says:

    smnnews is lame!

  14. Zombie_Bukkake says:

    damn

  15. Anonymous says:

    there is a reason every1 says “no asp is sweet dont lump them in with shitty deathcore”, because if you actually listen to their music and lyrics they are damn good, and this is coming from a behemoth fan who hates deathcore

  16. Anonymous says:

    usually smn is dead on with what tours are gay, but all shall perish and hate eternal are not gay.

  17. Anonymous says:

    people need to give all shall perish a chance, they are actually sweet

  18. robw says:

    ASP and HE are good, they should to a separate tour, stay away from JFAC

  19. blubber says:

    get a grip, this tour sucks balls

    please realize these bands are exploiting metal, as they are crappy prototype bands

  20. oh!zon3 says:

    you’re all stupid.

  21. screename1414 says:

    Is that a marshal mini stack? always wanted one of those for the sheer hell of it.

  22. exploiting? says:

    hardly

    i’d say that smnnews is being intentionally inflamatory to generate post action, but that might be too much credit

    worst tour this month, maybe

    people, let’s keep it all in perspective

  23. 57sprinklesofpain says:

    i saw burnt by the sun and kiss the cynic, that holds the title for worst tour ive ever seen

  24. Anonymous says:

    Awful

  25. Anonymous says:

    animosity will fucking tear it up, plus they are the nicest group of guys ever and will glad smoke a blunt/drink some wild turkey with you after the show

  26. SMNNEWSISKEWL says:

    I’d go for Animosity you homos.

  27. Anonymous says:

    CANADA CANADA CANADA
    BWEEE BWEEE BWEEEEEEEE

  28. Anonymous says:

    MONTREAL – DEATHCORE CITY

  29. Thanatos says:

    willing to bet they’re posting with headlines like this cus it gets all you speds that never post to whine in the comment section. whiney comments are (probably) better than no comments.

  30. Dan says:

    what in the hell does a cattle decapitation sticker have to do with this????

  31. filthy hooker says:

    this tour would benefit from Meshuggah
    but so would any tour

  32. crissy says:

    poop tour

  33. Anonymous says:

    why does job for a cowboy still get headlining tours, saw them with behemoth gojira and beneath the massacre and all of them put on a better show than job, in fact over half the crowd left after behemoth and job had to have cut their set short they only played 8 songs it was pathetic almost felt bad for them…..almost.

  34. Anonymous says:

    pretty bad lineup, but not the worst tour in the history of live music, that would be the in flames, all that remains 36 crazyfists and gojira tour. for the plain fact that gojira has to open for these crap bands.

  35. Eatmybutt says:

    I don’t see why this is the worst tour ?
    All the bands have made it farther then a lot of people expected.They are amazing live,and All Shall Perish’s new cd is amazing.Hate Eternal is mint live.Animosity is just crazy live ,and Job For A Cowboy,well they have a ways to go .

  36. Anonymous says:

    I dont know why people hate on Job for a Cowboy. They are brutal live, and thier pits fucking roll.

    At the Milwuakee Gigantour date. They had the biggest and roughest pit of the night. They had like a 50 man or more pit going the entire set. Which from the 100 plus shows I have gone to. I have only seen Pantera, Slayer, and Lamb of god do.

    So I would put money on that deathcore loving ass will fucking knock the living shit out of you if you come into that Job for a Cowboy pit. So please keep on talking your shit over the internet pussies!!! And hopefully I will run into you at this show.

  37. mothiNRust says:

    I’d go if it were just Hate Eternal and Animosity, but fuck the rest.

  38. Crucified Coma says:

    all the bands suck. badly.

  39. cma6 says:

    I fail to see how pit “activity” equates to being good?

  40. 57sprinklesofpain says:

    yeah pits are great when your 13.

    GROW UP

  41. Anonymous says:

    All Shall Perish is awesome….but I would never see them again…..because I hate hardcore dancing.

  42. Anonymous says:

    tour sucks

  43. brad says:

    Crucified Coma Identicon Icon Crucified Coma wrote:

    all the bands suck. badly.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Truth.

  44. Eric Paradox says:

    All Shall Perish is a fucking trendy metalcore band. If you consider them a legitimate death metal band, you don’t know death metal that well.

  45. Nick says:

    I’d fuck her

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