Impaled – Buy Their New Album (Or Stream It Online)
In celebration of the release of their latest album, IMPALED have offered the following advice:
“It’s D Day… Death Day. Celebrate this day in the history of Thanatology with the latest IMPALED record, The Last Gasp.
Some celebration ideas…
1. Gather your friends and listen to the new record together
2. Start a public mosh pit
3. Buy a second copy to keep sealed like a Star Wars figure
4. If your local store doesn’t have the record, ask ‘em why then spit on the manager
5. Buy yourself a present from the Impaled Shop
6. Walk around with an Rxxx written in ash on your forehead
7. When someone scores in soccer, scream “GORE!!!”
8. Listen to all your IMPALED records in order at top volume till your ears bleed
9. Drink 15 Rockstars until you get heart palpitations
10. Bake a cake and mail it to IMPALED
Now if all that doesn’t sound like fun, you’ve got problems.”
You can also stream their new album in its entirety online here.
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