Rolling Stone Lists The ‘Twenty Most Gruesome Band Names;’ Cattle Decapitation at #1
Rolling Stone reports: Last week, in honor of All Hallow’s Eve, we asked you what bands had the most gruesome, blood-curdling monikers. After reading through all your Stephen King-like reader comments (some of you kids need psychiatric help), it’s with shaky typing and petrified pride that we present our list of the Twenty Most Gruesome Band Names:
1. Cattle Decapitation
2. Dahmer’s Icebox
3. Alien Sex Fiend
4. Chainsaw Surgery
5. My Bloody Valentine
6. Southern Death Cult
7. Cannibal Corpse
8. Christian Death
9. Revolting Cocks
10. Black Sabbath
11. diSEMBOWELMENT
12. Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium
13. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
14. Throbbing Gristle
15. Carcass
16. Pig Destroyer
17. Nosferatu
18. Flesh Eaters
19. …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
20. Hootie & The Blowfish
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Hootie and the Blowfish? ….what? I don’t understand why that is even near this list, and well as Black Sabbath.
No HIV and the Positives?
How retarded. Not that I’m a fan of either, but just off the top of my head, what about Anal Cunt and the Meat Shits?
And Nunslaughter?
lol whoever wrote the article should have just looked up grind music and taken 20 band names.
goregrind*
fuck this list and fuck Rollingstone for ignoring ENTIRE genres of music.
yea anal cunt and how bout rotting christ?
and prostitute disfigurement
or nailshitter anyone?
Whatever, Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium, thats number one.
lmao at #20
cock and ball torture.
purulent spermcanal.
dying fetus.
bullet for my valentine (too gay).
that’s it.
haha, the Hootie And The Blowfish entry makes the whole list worthwhile.
rolling stone knows dick about music
dying fetus, prostitute disfigurement, genitorturors,
if those arent on the list the the list is a sham….
Hootie and the Blowjobfish is brutal.