HORSE The Band – Drummer Beats Up Ween Fan
HORSE THE BAND have posted the following update:
“So we’re playing Cleveland the other night and our manager flew in and bought us like $300 of drinks. We finish playing and we’re hammered, we take a cab to the House of Blues and fucking WEEN is playing a sold out show. He makes a few calls and gets us all tickets. So we go in and witness the most horrid sounding shit I have ever seen. Whatever, what happens next is the most awesome.
Baby Horse goes outside to escape WEEN for a while, then when he tries to come back in they had already closed doors for the night. He tries to hop the velvet rope while flashing his HORSE laminate (ahahaha) and security drags him out of the building with cops. I find him outside and he’s laughing in this cop’s face like a real fucking psycho. The cop pulls out his handcuffs so he walks away around the corner.
Later me and Nathan are walking out of the club and this college dude runs up, his face looks like a fucking pomegranate, swollen shut eye, 3 gnarly open wounds, and blood smeared all over, just covered in blood. He’s like ‘Fuck Dude I just got jumped. Some dude jumped me!’ Me and Nathan start laughing at him and telling him he’ll be ok and walk away.
We walk around the corner and Chris (Baby Horse) and Dash are sort of behind this thing looking around. We walk up to them and Dash is like, “Chris just beat the shit out of some guy!” Evidently the dude was being really belligerent and back-handed Chris for no reason, and then started slapping him. After a few more slaps Chris fucking floored the guy with one punch.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a perfect night
Anyway the point of this is
Baby Horse has grown up
He has been in the band for a year
and he beat the shit out of a dude who likes WEEN
so Baby Horse has a new name
and I never want to hear any of you call him Baby Horse again. It is done.
His new name is Christopher Prophet.
You don’t step to the prophet without getting a sermon.”
You can also check out the band’s guest blog for MTV online here.
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uhhh ok? why the fuck did you post this exactly? people care about what this band does or it’s members?
Ween >>>>>>>>>>> than this faggoty god awful band.
lol, fuck Ween fans.
That story makes no sense, so the guy from horse punched him once and they guy had a black eye and 3 cuts? From one punch? Nice lie.
fucking bunnies
HORSE>Ween
Haha, this story is gold.
Both bands are terrible, and the members of SUCK the Band are morons and not funny.
you WOULD like to suck the band.
Tecky is not funny
ween suck
ok….they would’ve known ween suck, but still went out of the way to get tickets to a sold out show. then this dude comes up all jacked up, and its from ONE punch…….i smell bullshit all over this one.
God bless coma’s nut swinging to this shit band
HORSE bulletin:
“Holy crap. Thank you for the overwhelming response to the MTV blog. You guys doubled All That Remains and that band is like 10 times bigger than us.
If you really want to fuck some shit up, you should Digg the article. I’m sure a lot of you know what that is, but if you don’t there’s a site called Digg.com, basically people on the Internet vote on things they like (blogs, videos, whatever) and whatever gets the most “Diggs” goes on the front page and then like 1,000,000 people look at it.
It would be pretty fucking crazy if we got a shitload of people to read my blog about robots killing humans. MAYBE WE COULD SAVE THE WORLD
Anyway, to do it just go to the article and at the bottom of the article, underneath the music video, there’s a line of links. It starts with comments, and then to the right of that it says “Digg This”. Just click that one. If you have to make an account it’s a really easy one to sign up for, and they won’t spam you.
After the band I’m going to build an awesome base and dedicate my life to fighting the Singularity, so you guys can join my group and shit. The sooner people start getting aware the more awesome the base will be cause I’ll get more funding. I already decided it will have canals throughout the whole thing and secret underwater tunnels.
Tell everyone you fucking know to Digg the article. It is time to stop this shit!
And if you have time to kill go fuck with the Ween message board. There’s a bunch of weiners on there that need to be taught a lesson in tasteless offensiveness and vulgarity.
PEATH OUT”
Still sniffing the factory glue I see, elohdaeh
Both bands are terrible, and the members of SUCK the Band are morons and not funny.
fuck them both fags