Machine Head – Emo Outrage Over Kerrang! Win Boils Over

MACHINE HEAD have posted the following update:

MACHINE HEAD’s ‘Best Album’ win at last Thursday’s Kerrang! Awards over pop-rock powerhouses MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE and FALL OUT BOY has apparently cut deep with fans of both bands, prompting a flood of angry whining and sad-faced emoticons on the Kerrang! message boards. MACHINE HEAD’s upset victory over the multi-platinum softcore acts sent their inherently sensitive fans into an emotional frenzy, building into a tizzy of unparalleled proportions. Wrought with dismay, polished fingernails the world over lashed out at the band and metal as a whole with diatribes the likes of “MCR really should have won!!! I’m mad now!!!!,” “what a load of shit, who the fuck listens to them?” and “Stupid MACHINE HEAD!!,” at times stooping so low as to say the competition was fixed, and often gravely endangering the integrity of their carefully sideswept hair with posts like “I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL, I H8 METAL.”

Not surprisingly, MACHINE HEAD fans responded en masse to the tirades, lashing back in defense of the band and the undisputed quality of the album, citing critical praise, technicality, songwriting and fan response to 2007’s ‘The Blackening, as well as the band’s influence on and history within their genre, with the occasional “MACHINE HEAD piss all over anything MCR have ever done” thrown in for good measure.

To much less internet-based commotion, the band also took home the ‘Hard Rock Hero’ award, netting them two Kerrang! awards for the first time since ‘Burn My Eyes‘ where they received ‘Best International Band’ and ‘Best Video’ for the song ‘Davidian.’”

12 Comments

  1. Red Chris says:

    ahahahahhhahahahahahaha….props to the MH guys, the blackening is sick and deserves all the awards they garnish…I \m/ METAL!!!

  2. element80 says:

    it’s one of the best albums i’ve heard in years. fuck pete wentz and his butt buddies.

  3. theWolfisLOOSE says:

    Good.

  4. clayton bigsby says:

    those poor kids…..they actually think that award would have justified their liking emo.

  5. MothiNrust says:

    Kinda cool, but Machine Head still sucks.

  6. rammstien says:

    fucking gay fags haha

  7. grimlock49 says:

    Machine Head ownz MCR and FOB…

    MCR and FOB is panzy music….

  8. hikingartist says:

    awards in general are worthless, except the ones that include generous cash payments paid directly to me.

  9. cynicalvision says:

    The Blackening destroys everything else this year. Amazing album from top to bottom.

  10. bad_craziness says:

    actually the new Down album may be better than the blackening but MH definately won.

  11. cma3585 says:

    new down isn’t as good as the blackening…it’s still a solid piece of hard rock/metal though.

  12. soilworkerben says:

    What would really show MH is if all the MCR and FOB fans conducted a massive poison kool-aid drinking convention, I thought they were used to being disappointed in life already anyways…one more reason to hate your lives.

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