Every Time I Die – Keith Buckley, Vocals
Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley was brave enough to tackle the SMN Top 20 whilst on tour with Sounds of the Underground:
1. Be honest…what do you think of SMNnews.com and have you ever been to the site?
I’ve never heard of you. If you aren’t a celebrity gossip website or farthammer.com, I don’t read you
2. Who is your least favorite band on the tour and, if we have to ask, who are you most looking forward to seeing every day?
My least favorite band on this tour is by far gwar. I HATE dinosaurs, I hate blood and I hate fun Every day I watch videos of the every time I die set because they are my favorite band
3. Who are you most likely to get bored of the quickest out of bands on the bill?
Probably Chimaira. I’m so sick and tired of laughing and having a good time
4. Do you “illegally” download music from any of the other bands on tour/do you even own or have access to a computer?
I unfortuantely don’t have much access to the internet on my computer. Then again, my computer is actually just an empty box of plastic silverware with “komputur” written in marker on it
5. Have you been able to parlay your slot on this tour into getting any scene chicks yet?
luckily no. Its too hard to tell the difference between chicks and dudes nowadays
6. How bad does it suck playing outdoors in 90 degree weather, and do you anticipate changing your underwear at least once on this tour?
I actually have showered only 3 times this whole tour. The rashes on my body are rampant and offensive
7. Has Necro forced you into buying merch yet?
Necro isn’t on the tour anymore, but our merch dude loves him so we just borrow HIS necro shirts
8. What’s it like playing an “underground” festival that has all fairly accomplished bands on its billing?
Secrets don’t stay secrets for long. Some of these bands are accomplished BECAUSE of this tour. Its still far less main stream than 95% of the tours out there
9. With such short set times and so many other bands playing and ultimately sounding so much alike, how do you make sure your set is memorable?
we play on horseback
10. Have you seen Job For A Cowboy requesting people on MySpace while on the tour yet?
haha, no. Like I said, no internet really. And if I had it, the last place I’d be is myspace
11. What’s it like being a part of a tour with a mixture of bands that have numbers and the word ‘Prada’ in their names?
Its better than the tour we did last year with a majority of the bands having LETTERS in their names.
12. Have you ever hit on a chick at a show and it turned out to be a guy?
See question 5
13. Why do people like Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Flyleaf and other female fronted bands? remember: metal is a mans world, women are purely for after the show.
Dude, LOOK at metal fans. They’re horny as fuck!
14. Have you ever signed up to a message board (SMN’s perhaps?) and e-fought someone who talked shit about your band?
Wait people who aren’t in bands talk shit online about people that are? But I thought music was a community! Weird….
15. How did you decide who was in your MySpace top 8, and was it a difficult decision to make?
Its mainly just the people that paid us the most.
16. Do you feel shortchanged by being on SOTU instead of Ozzfest?
We’ve done ozzfest before. Its like bestiality. Its something to do once to say you did, but not something i’d like to do again
17. Do you buy into the myth that Nergal from Behemoth is a homosexual?
I have no idea what a majority of those words in that sentance even mean.
18. If you could be in any of the other bands on the tour, which would it be?
Jesus, ANY other band…..
19. Are you voting in 2008?
Absolutely not. Unless its for awesomest dude. Then I’d vote for hulk hogan.
20. After or while answering the above questions, did your answer to question #1 change at any point in time?
oooohhh. You said “SMNnews”! I fuckin love you guys! I thought this was for CNN news
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(11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)


awesome interview, although it looks like it’s fabricated.
I agree with the first person who posted..