Gwar – Return For 2007 Sounds of the Underground Tour
GWAR have posted the following update:
“GWAR, the most devastating and dominant force in GWAR history, gleefully vomits buckets of black bile as they announce their headlining slot on this year’s Sounds of the Underground summer festival tour! ODERUS, ruler of Earth, or at least the naughty bits, COMMANDS all humans to ritually mutilate their pets genitals and swear eternal allegiance to GWAR and to METAL and attend what will go down in history as the greatest, grossest GWAR show ever! And after 20+ years of providing the SICKEST show in rock history, GWAR stands ready to top even themselves! Returning from the bowels of the abyss, GWAR has the very legions of hell at their command, slavering to decimate all those who fail to appease their boundless WRATH! HAIL GWAR!”
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Excellent.
Gwar should just headline.
“GWAR… announce their headlining slot on this year’s Sounds of the Underground summer festival tour!”
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So if they “headline” then who might be the surprise halftime guest that GWAR use fill?
your mom and me
I SURRENDER TO THE ALMIGHTY CUTTLEFISH OF CATHULU
YEAYA
Haha… I love GWAR. They crack me up.
MEAT!!!!
SANDWICH!!!!
FUCKIN’ AN ANIMAL!
DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DODODODODODO-DO-DO-DO…
Hopefully I can fucking make it this year as I keep missing them!