Dead Children Crossing – Announce Intention To Start Playing Live, Threaten Fans

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Maryland based “Family Guycore” act DEAD CHILDREN CROSSING posted the following update on their official MySpace page:

“Accuse us of ‘ripping off’ other bands and we’ll rape your children. We’re innovators. Gods. You weak minded fucks aren’t even capable of comprehending what we do. We’re going to start playing shows just so we can fuck your girlfriend in the ass on stage while you watch in horror as we pull out and shoot our semen all over your fancy new JOB FOR A COWBOY shirt. Don’t fuck with us. Family Guycore will rule your worthless scene in 2007. Get on our good side before it’s too late. Faggots.”