SMNnews – Advice Column Preview
As previously announced, SMNnews will soon be launching a new advice column featuring advice from Anthony West of XXX MANIAK and Ross Sewage of IMPALED. The following is a sneak preview of the stupidity that you can soon expect:
Question: “Hi I’m Derik, 17 years old, and I was wonderin if you could help me out. Alright so I was changing in my room the other day and my mom walked in on my while I wuz BUTT NAKED. Anyways, as soon as she came in I suddenly got hard, my problem is how can I not get hard like that when my mom sees me naked? It’s kinda embarrasing because it happens like once a week, please help!”
Anthony West: “Sure let me help you. Every young man has this problem with their mom, and it is nothing to be embarrassed about. Anyone who has told you they haven’t got a chubby while fantasizing once about their mom is lying. Embrace your incestuous side, who knows it probably turns her on more than it does you. Just keep it all in the family, and maybe get your sister/father in on the action as well, it will really bring your entire family unit to a whole new level. Have fun and be safe!”
If you have any questions that you need answered, and would like the brilliant advice of our two experts, send them to advice@SMNnews.com.
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